bunghole the poop ninja

by alemo999

the death of bunghole and arrival in aquestria

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the death of bunghole and arrival in aquestria

deep within runny custard forest  a ninja named bunghole   was training with his turd chucks and dysentery blade the cold diarrhea flow of movement  as fast as a   turd from improperly digested chili   tearing threw a butthole as he hacks threw the training dummys 1 by 1 as he sings while he starts to throw dung chucks at his opponent training dummys   his robes made from panda skin but right as he is about to eat liquid constipation  a evil villain drops down and bunghole  glares and hisses "captain   lemon piss."  the figure then draws out lemon bombs sitrus sherkins  and a lime bomb  the dung and citrus disc's  colliding  mid air as   bunghole and captain lemon continue to fight he then sweeps  lemon off his feet and starts to beat him senseless  with the turd chuck only to get 3 citrus  discs to the back and  2 swift kicks 1 to the guts and the other to his nether regions then lemon grabs bunghole by the neck and repeatably punches him in the face and then throws him into the wall the crap bricks busting apart and falling to the ground but bunghole was not out yet he pulls out his dung bomb and rolls it at lemon only for lemon to punt it away and it fills the air with the smell of tech's ass and lemon begins to vomit up bile and then starts to gag  and choke from the smell of shit  dunghole sinks more shit stars into lemon's back causing him to gasp in pain and vomit madly from having breathed in the smell and then bunghole staggers starting to feel dizzy the citrus  trying to take effect  (btw citrus in this universe is kinda like poison/neurotoxin.)  his vision begins to sway causing him to stumble and stagger as he  started to be overwhelmed by  the poisonous citrus  as lemon slowly limps over to bunghole who now lays helpless  on the floor bunghole shivering violently his eye balls rolling around in his skull before snapping to  and rolling outta the way of a lime knife and knocking lemon to the ground square on his bony ass   bunghole's vision seeing double then he sees triples as he stumbles into glass and other sharp stuff as he stumbles weakly managing to say "god..dammit lemon..eat my..shit..and die.."  as he slumps against a wall; and goes to throw 1 last poop shurkin  but the strength just isn't in his limbs anymore and his body goes limp falling to the ground with a loud thud hitting the dung brick so hard crap dust flying up from the impact and bunghole rolls outta the way of a sword that lands inches away from his head   and he jumps backwards before pulling it outta the ground as they hit their blades making weird sounds as they hit each other and lemon utters "prepare to die bunghole this temple of anuus is soon to be mine and the butthole clan shall fall." but before he can taker another move bunghole slices him in half but the bomb in lemon's chest explodes  and blows bunghole threw 3 walls each impact more and more lethal

   as the sound of alarms  fill his ears and their flashing fills his vision starts to fade and bunghole  says "my fellow clan..plz forgive me."  as he vomits up his nacho cheese like blood  and collapses his eyes a glassy grey..but instead  of a light blackness surrounds him as he falls fort what feels like forever until the feeling of pain,bile and the registration of bodily damage mysteriously fade away      and his eyes open   their 3 pupil-ed alien  origin burning bright as he looked around a forest but little did he know..he was not alone.  (to be continued in the next chapter)