Alright, so there he was minding my own business going to a con in his first cosplay.
Oh, You've heard this one before? Well then tell me this, O'mighty teller of stories. How far back in Equestria's timeline are those guys usually sent, and how much magic are they given?
Right, now, I was saying...
What?
*sigh* Yes there will be some gun porn. Now can I actually tell this story?
Thank you.

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Warning: not edited. These are simply some ideas I had for a displaced story of my own that I will be posting as little short stories.
I have not published anything on this site before.
Rated M for fowl language