WARNING: This story is very and I mean very sarcastic and stupid (glances at the username..). DO NOT TAKE THIS SERIOUSLY.
Hullo!!!! You're about to read the worst best possible story that will ever be written on this website!

Edgy Blade, a basic red-and-black alicorn, has returned from her mother's prison and has come seeking revenge. With the help of her unimportant pegasus companion, she will overthrow Celestia and make some friends!
Will she succeed?
(well, yeah, totally! she's pretty powerful, that Edgy.)