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Alternative Swearing

by Damien Darkside
Ponies don't like naughty words. You help them out by giving them human alternatives. Silliness follows.

Being the Royal Advisor for Celestia and Luna, you've come up with solutions for many of the nation's problems.

Unfortunately you said a naughty word in front of a guard. Seeing as how these ponies are extremely sensitive, you lie your way out of it.

The events that follow could only be described as "completely stupid".

Rated Teen for naughty words being said.

Thanks to Zephyr for editing.

Featured within 1 hour and 30 minutes on Aug 12, 2015. Thank you guys so much!

Good thing I was reading this on the toilet, because this story made me lose my shit. -LeoneHaxor

Teen
Complete
Comedy
Random
Human
My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic
Second Person
 
OP

4077 words: Estimated 20 minutes to read

1 Chapter:

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