SCP-PONY [and relevant documentation]

What follows is a list of known and familiar inhabitants of SCP-PONY, to be denoted as SCP-PONY-X. This document, along with its appropriate addenda, are required reading material for anyone applying for interaction with SCP-PONY.

SCP-PONY-1: “Fluttershy.” Yellow winged pony (henceforth referred to in the local dialect as “Pegasus”). Prone to shyness, as implied in the latter half of the name; easily frightened. Exposure to certain D-Class personnel not recommended: see “The Stare,” Addendum ██b.

SCP-PONY-1a: “Angel.” Small white rabbit; fiercely protective of SCP-XXXX-1, observed to have a rather nasty attitude, but can be placated with baked goods.

SCP-PONY-2: “Applejack.” Orange earth pony. Works in local agricultural venture, dubbed “Sweet Apple Acres” in local dialect. Harvests apple trees via method known as “applebucking”: see Video Log 12-b for reference. Granddaughter of SCP-PONY-16, sister to SCP-PONY-9 and brother to SCP-PONY-4.

SCP-PONY-3: “Twilight Sparkle.” Purple unicorn, pink stripe through mane. Owner and resident of the local library; displays a large vocabulary, a genuine thirst for knowledge and a penchant for scholarly debate. Pupil of SCP-PONY-7, caretaker of SCP-PONY-3a. Has been granted special clearance to visit our reality.

SCP-PONY-3a: “Spike.” Small, bipedal purple reptilian with green spines. Subject claims to be a baby  dragon; further testing is needed to corroborate this claim. Works as the local library’s caretaker; reportedly eats gems as his primary source of nutrition. Comrade of SCP-PONY-3b, caretaker of SCP-PONY-3c.

SCP-PONY-3b: “Owloyscious.” Small, apparently sapient owl. Serves as night-time assistant at local library, assists SCP-PONY-3 with research. Is known to communicate vocally, albeit only through the typical vocal range to be expected of its species.

SCP-PONY-3c: “Peewee.” Approximately the size of a large pigeon, vibrant red and yellow plumage. Reportedly a Phoenix hatchling; when asked, SCP-PONY-3a claims to have saved SCP-PONY-3c from a “gang of surly teenage dragons.”

SCP-PONY-4: “Big Macintosh.” Red earth pony, large in stature. Works with SCP-PONY-2: a creature of few words, tends to communicate only in the affirmative or negative.

SCP-PONY-5: “Sweetie Belle.” Small white horned pony (henceforth referred to in the local dialect as “Unicorn”). Sibling of SCP-PONY-6. Known associate of the “Cutie Mark Crusaders.”

SCP-PONY-6: “Rarity.” White unicorn, markedly fabulous mane. Sole proprietor of a local tailor/dress shop, “The Carousel Boutique.” Displays a genuine friendliness and enjoys intelligent conversation over tea, which has been reported as “delicious” and “heavenly.” Please note that any additional requests to make changes to standard Foundation outfitting is to be subsequently denied, pursuant to directorial initiatives issued following Incident SCP-PONY-6b.

SCP-PONY-7: “Princess Celestia.” Physically taller and more slender than other ponies, white coat with a pastel-hued, flowing mane. Regularly wears regalia with golden horseshoes. Rules over Equestria in a dual-monarchy system with her sister, SCP-PONY-8. Claims to have lived for millennia; when asked for her exact age, subject only chuckled and replied that it was “rude to ask a lady her age.” Has demonstrated the overwhelming ability to raise the sun approximately every twenty-four (24) hours, resembling our own reality’s astronomical cycles. Has claimed to have been performing this act for “time immemorial,”: would not elaborate. Charming personality, soft-spoken, intelligent. See Addendum 6b. Has been granted special clearance to visit our reality.

SCP-PONY-8: “Princess Luna.” Slightly smaller than SCP-PONY-7, yet still taller than most ponies. Dark blue coat with black spots on either flank, flowing translucent blue mane. In duality with SCP-PONY-7, SCP-PONY-8 raises the moon every night. Has been known to speak in a dialect that closely resembles archaic forms of English, but states that she is “trying to learn to speak modern Equestrian” (the primary language of Equestria): see Addendum 6a. Has been known to perform complex mathematical equations with only the aid of a standard abacus; when given a standard scientific calculator, she scoffed and stated that “[her] methods are more efficient.” Dr. ████████ promptly disagreed: a small debate ensued, which ended in tea.

SCP-PONY-9: “Applebloom.” Small yellow earth pony. Lives on “Sweet Apple Acres” with her family. Known associate of local gang designated “Cutie Mark Crusaders”: see Addendum 4 for a log of their known exploits.

SCP-PONY-10: “Pinkie Pie.” Pink earth pony. It should be noted that any and all requests to re-classify SCP-PONY-10 as Euclid are to be promptly denied; the Foundation has the assurance of SCPs PONY-3, 7 and 8 that she is to cause no further mischief in and/or around site Eta-9 after Incident 11█. Additionally, any requests for SCP-PONY-10 to throw a “Welcome to █████████” party for SCP-682 in attempt to “cheer it up” are to be met with a harsh reprimand. This pony in particular appears to have the ability to manipulate the fabric of space-time (in not only her own reality, but our own as well), demonstrating the ability to: procure fully baked goods in a matter of seconds; the ability to disappear and re-appear in odd or seemingly impossible places, as well as the ability to grow appendages at whim in order to demonstrate a conversational point. It has been further noted that SCP-PONY-10 posesses, to a certain extent, a limited precognitive ability, demonstrating the ability to predict possibly disastrous events moments before they occur. Subject refers to this talent as her “Pinkie Sense.” Practical applications for testing in Foundation sites is pending.

SCP-PONY-11: “Lyra.” Mint green unicorn with a white mane. Subject demonstrates a near-fanatical fascination with humankind, frequently emitting loud, almost squeaking noises when in the proximity of site staff and (very vocally) expressing a desire for “hands of [her] very own.” See Addendum 2. While presently presumed harmless, Site Eta-9 is to be stocked with a full supply of NSAID pain-relievers in the likely event of an SCP-PONY-11-induced headache.

SCP-PONY-12: “Rainbow Dash.” Cyan Pegasus with unique mane, appearing to possess several different colours. Subject has demonstrated exceptional speed and airborne agility, having been clocked during a fly-by at speeds in excess of Mach ██. Subject is to be discouraged from participating in “races” with supersonic aircraft in our reality; see Addendum 5c. SCP-PONY-12 demonstrates an extreme loyalty to those she holds close. It should be noted that the subject also has an affinity for mischief: as noted in the report following Incident 11█, the subject (assisted by SCP-PONY-10 and SCP-PONY-8) managed to convince all personnel present at site Eta-9 that a “zombie invasion” was imminent. Subject was eventually reprimanded by SCP-PONY-7, who then delivered a formal apology to site staff. {Aw, come on. You guys have to admit, it was pretty funny.} - D-8322

SCP-PONY-13: “Cheerilee.” Dark pink/fuchsia earth pony, pink pane. Teacher at local elementary school, further solidifying the notion that Equestria operates in a manner similar to our own reality, albeit perhaps in a different era. Has been crucial in documenting the local exploits/property damage caused by the “Cutie Mark Crusaders.”

SCP-PONY-14: “Scootaloo.” Small orange Pegasus, purple mane. While not able to remain airborne for very long, subject has demonstrated a profound athletic ability when traveling with the aid of her scooter, which she occasionally uses to transport her two best friends, SCP-PONY-5 and SCP-PONY-9. Subject is the organizer of a fanclub dedicated to SCP-PONY-12: several researchers and approved D-Class personnel have been inducted. Is not a chicken, despite initial reports suggesting the opposite.

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