SCP-PONY [and relevant documentation]

Transcript of Incident 2b.

Dr. Zhivago: All right, D-7643. Please step through the rift.

D-7643: [muttering] This is fucking crazy...

Dr. Zhivago: What was that? Couldn’t quite catch that.

D-7643: ‘t’weren’t nothin, ye daft Yankee cunt. I’m goin’, already.

Dr. Zhivago: Noted. 17:42, subject approaches SCP-XXXX. Video feed clear, audio feed clear.

D-7643: Hey, tha’- that tickles! [subject laughs in a high-pitched voice for approximately fifteen (15) seconds.] Ehehehe...tha’...wait a tic, am I-...

Dr. Zhivago: How are you feeling, D-7643? What can you tell me about your environment?

D-7643: Uh, doc? Methinks I’ve a few bigger problems n’all of that.

Dr. Zhivago: Can you elaborate?

D-7643: Elab-elaborate?! He wants me to bloody well elaborate! Doc, I’m a feckin’ horse! Are you seeing this shit?! [subject tilts camera downward, revealing two light-brown equine forelegs ending in white hooves.]

Dr. Zhivago: My, that’s...you’re a...ahem! Uh, could you just give me one moment, D-7643? I need to check the equipment. [Dr. Zhivago hits a switch on the control panel.] █████, you’re gonna want to get down here. Bring Agent ███████ with you.

D-7643: The-the feck is’at?! Doc, are ye seein’ this? It’s like...it’s like a lion-thing, but the bugger’s got bloody bat wings, an’-....wait a tic, is that a bloody stinger?! Oh, shit! Oh-

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