SCP-PONY [and relevant documentation]

Recovered from MoD archives. All government staff exposed to the attached document were administered Class B amensiacs, and the data was expunged from their databases.

On 16 March, 2012, Radar from an HMS vessel off of the coast of Calais clocked an object traveling in excess of Mach 5. Initially thought to be an equipment error, visual confirmation came in approximately fifteen minutes later from Fort ███████ in █████ county. Object was reported to be bluish in colour, with a rainbow-hued contrail. Defence forces were scrambled in an attempt to intercept the object. Attached is a transcript of MoD Airmen ████  █████, Mark █████ and ██ Roger ████ en route to intercept.

MoDI: Squad leader, I have a visual on the object, confirm.

MoDII: Copy that, MoDI. Can you get a clear shot?

MoDI: Negative, Leader. Object appears...heh.

MoDIII: Say again, MoDI?

MoDI: MoDII, MoDIII, do you see this? Is it...is it blowing a bloody raspberry at us?!

ModII: ...uh, confirmed. Over.