SCP-PONY [and relevant documentation]

Audio log from footage recorded by Site Security cameras 22a-c, 23b-d, 24 and 26a, March █, 201█.

SCP-XXXX-11: Oh-ohmygoshohmygoshohmygoshohmygosh! You ARE real! [subject emits a loud squeaking noise.] I knew it! I knew it! I knew it!

Agent ████: Uh, patrol, come in? I’m in the south wing, and it looks like one of ‘em got out. Please advise, over?

SCP-XXXX-11: Oh my gosh, what’s that? What’s that little black box you’re talking to? Oh-OH MY GOSH! YOU HAVE HANDS! CAN I TOUCH THEM? PLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASE LET ME TOUCH THEM-

Agent ████: Um, gonna need backup right about fucking now, over!-