The Candy

*snort* "extra fries and soda please."

Everypony just looked at Venom. Astonished.

"It can speak?" Celestia said astounded.

"I....I guess. This is amazing!" Twilight yelled.

"WHO'S THERE!?" Venom jumped and brought his revolver from his hidden pocket. And pointed it at Twilight.

"I......ummmm....." Twilight studerd.

"What the fuck........" Venom whispered.

"Your a mythical creature! HOW THE HELL ARE YOU REAL!?" Venom yelled.

"Please! Calm yourself creature!" Celestia said.

"You know what, I have seen weirder shit than this! So, I'm just going to wake myself up!" Venom said with a smile.

Venom brought the bottom of his revolver to his head.

And smaked himself on the forehead.

"Owwww! I thought you can't feel shit in dreams!?" Venom yelled.

"Um....your not dreaming." Celestia said.

"Well shit......" Venom said under his breath.

"Hey you! Sunbutt! Where am I?" Venom asked.

"M-me?" Celestia asked.

"Yes you! Your the only one with a tattoo of a sun on.......nice ass by the way." Venom gave Celestia a wink.

"Well....to answer your first question. Your on the planet Equis, country Equestria, outskirts of Ponyville, in Fluttershy's cottage." Celestia said with a blush.

"And that(she pointed to her big ass) is my cutie mark." Celestia said.

"Cutie mark?" Venom asked.

"It represents a pony's special talent." Twilight said with a smirk.

"What does yours represent?" Fluttershy asked Venom.

"What?" Venom asked.

"Your cutie mark. On your back." Fluttershy pointed twords his back.

"The snake?"

"Yeah, I have never seen a snake of that kind. And what's it holding?" Fluttershy was examining it closely.

"Well, it's a king cobra. And it's wrapping around a gun sword." Venom explained.

"Gun?" Celestia asked.

"A miniature metal cannon." Venom pointed to his revolver.

"Oh." Twilight looked unimpressed.

"I will only use it when I need it." Venom glared at Twilight.

Twilight recoiled.

Venom glanced down his chest, he had an itch.

"HOLY SHIT! WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED!" Venom yelled.

"I found you in the Everfree forest almost dead with metal shards in you!" Fluttershy almost hugged him, but restrained herself.

"Oh, I could have- HOLY SHIT LOOK AT THE SIZE OF THAT ONE!" Venom pointed to his left side.

The metal piece was still in his side.

"Thats why I asked for Redheart, it needs to be surgicly removed." Fluttershy looked like she was about to cry.

"Hey, give me that." He pointed at a little black armplate, with a round glass light.

Redheart gave him the armplate.

"Now, I'm going to do something incredibly stupid. When I do it, I don't want you all to freak out when I do it. Capisch?"

They all gave him a worried look.

"OK, 3,2,1. AHHHHHHHHHHHH!" Venom pulled out the metal shard. Then he quickly pressed the glass button.

His wound was healing very quickly.

"Ohhhhhhhh, that's better. Alright, time to get dressed." Venom walked passed the horrified pony's and grabbed his armor.(cover pic. But black, I might change it.) He also looked over his weapons, most we're now destroyed, most not all.

He still has his gun sword, with the upgraded flame sword. His super loud sniper.

It was a cross between the plasma rifle and the bolt action sniper. Super loud and scary looking, made from Red Eye's remains. And fused with his old bolt action.

His armour was badly scratched and ripped in various places. His revolver was scratched but still usable. All his shurkin grenades we're gone, destroyed most likely.

He strapped on the rest of his armour. And put on his mask, it had maximum thermal energy. He glanced around, everything had some thermal energy. Even the air had some.

He wasn't going to ask why, it will only make them confused.

"Darling! That outfit us dreadful! Burned and ripped everywhere!" Rarity looked as if she was going to faint.

"What happened to you!? I looks like you were in an explosion!" Rainbow yelled in shock.

"I was a Rounder, part of the Snow Pirates of EDN-3, sister planet if Earth, witch is dead. My job was simple, steal as much thermal energy as we can from the Carbtenbaggers, rich assholes who hord thermal energy and use it in corroperatin with NEVEC, an evil military that harnesses the energy for science reasons. With plunged EDN-3 into an ice age."

"So you we're a theif?" Celestia asked.

"Technically yes, but for a good cause. We steal it for the poor, I once had a daughter who was starving because of NEVEC. So, you tell me. Let your child die? Or keep her alive?" Venom challenged.

"Fair point." Celestia said.

"But that doesn't explain all of that." Rainbow gestured to my armour.

"I constantly get into missions that involve either life or death." Venom said plainly.

"Oh." Rainbow said.

"If you don't mind, I would like to continue over tea. Would you be willing to come to Cantorlot? I bet my sister would like to meet you, and figure out how you got here?" Celestia sounded eager.

"I guess, but I'm not giving up my weapons. I won't use theme unless I absolutely have to. But I won't give them up." Venom declared.

"Understandable, I think Cadance and Shinning Armour are visiting from the Crystal Empire for Luna's birthday. I think you six would like to join us." Celestia glanced over at the six.

"Of course! We would love to!" Rarity said.

"I'm sorry, Luna? Is she your sister?" Venom asked Celestial.

"Yup! Is somthing wrong?" Celestia raised an eyebrow.

"No, just making sure. Cute name though." Venom whispered.

"OK then, should we depart?" Celestia asked the six and Venom.

"Yup!" The six said, at the same time.

"Sure, let's go." Venom gave an unamussed looked.

"I should get back to the hospital. See you later everypony! And ummm..." Redheart looked at Venom.

"Oh! Were are my manners! My name is Venom."

"I am princess Celestia, this is Twilight Sparkle, Pinkie Pie, Rainbow Dash, Rarity, Applejack, and Fluttershy." Celestia said one by one.

"Princess Spicy Nacho, Sprinkles, Strawberry, Skittles, Marshmallow, Apple Pie, and Banana. Got it." Venom announced, stifiling his laughter.

They all gave him an 'are you shitting me?' look.

"What about me?" Redheart asked.

"Hmmmmmm.....how bout......licorice?" Venom said.

She giggled and blushed.

"So, shall we get going?" Celestia asked Venom.

"We shall."

They walked out of the cottage and headed for Celestia's chariot in Ponyville.

Author's Note

Is it just me, or is this story doing better than Nero?

"Shut up Warspite! You are still going to fail!"

Oh really warspite2? You aren't updating it.

"I've been busy!"

Doing what exactly?

"I ummm...."

Exactly, so shut up and don't start with me.

"Asshole"

FIGMENT IF MY IMAGINATION!