The gang was walking about in Ponyville, trying to get to Celestia's chariot. Many pony's stopped and stared at Venom, who named everypony a type of food. It was surprising how much food he knows.

"Ah! There is my chariot." Celestia exclaimed.

"Danm girl! Thats pimp! I love it." Venom commented.

"Glad you do, now get in." Celestia gestured twords the chariot.

"These your guardsmen?" Venom pointed at the guards, who we're half asleep.

"Yup! Best of the best." Celestia said proudly.

"There pathetic." Venom said plainly.

"What do you mean 'pathetic'? There just tired from flying." Celestia said bitterly.

"Tired!? Sister, on my planet, I had to go through a week of blood and sweet. Protecting a train full of thermal energy while going through a scorching hot desert that's constantly being attacked by alieans and raiders and risking your life for your brothers who do the same? THAT IS BASIC FOR ME! THAT WAS MY LIFE BACK ON THAT GOD FORSAKEN PLANET! 24/7 365 honey! So call me once you find something worse!" Venom was just centimeters from Celestia's muzzle.

"I...im-" Celestia was cut off by Venom's hand on her mouth.

"Don't say your sorry. My crew died and my daughter was killed by NEVEC. So what I just said won't matter to you." Venom walked twords the chariot, guards stayed out of his way.

"C'mon let's go! Well finish this talk over tea!" Venom yelled from the chariot.

They all slowly climbed inside, not making eye contact with Venom.

They flew to Cantorlot in silence.

Cantorlot castle gates-----

"Wow, got to admit, love your sense in architecture." Venom smiled at Celestia, but didn't tell because of his mask.

"Thank you for your compliment." She smiled at him.

The guards opened the gates as the group of pony's and human walked twords the entrance of the castle.

Venom felt himself being poked, he turned around to see Twilight poking him.

"Can I help you?" Venom asked.

"What do you call that thing on your arm?" Twilight was pointing a hoof at his Harmonizer.

"In time Sprinkles! Now, let's have tea shall we?" Venom looked at Celestia hoping to catch her off guard. Only to see her smiling.

"We shall my human." Celestia mocked.

'Dammit! I like her.' Venom thought.

They walked into the castle and headed to the dinning room. Sometimes guards would take glances but not stare.

Venom had to admire the style and architecture of the castle. Such craftmenship needs to be praised for their work. Stained glass windows along the walls and décor made almost everything pop. No, he doesn't build houses or castles. He builds weapons. But that doesn't mean you can't kill anyone without style! Am I right!?

Venom and the gang walked into the dinning room. And holy shit it was b-e-a-utifule! Table made completely out of marble, chairs same with cushions, golden chandelier, and a good amount of plants to brighten up the place. Venom admired Celestia's taste in architecture. If she was the one who designed it of course.

They all sat down, except for Celestia, and got comfortable. Venom sat on the other end of the table from Celestia and another chair, probably Luna's.

"Excuse me for a moment, I would like to get my sister and then we will have tea." Celestia left to get Luna, leaving the seven alone in silence.

5 minutes later...

Venom was getting board, so board that he almost fell asleep, twice. He gets board easily if he doesn't do something.

Venom pulled his revolver out, unloaded it, and began to clean it.

'Ahhhhhh, I love the smell of gunpowder in the morning. OK, barrel, chamber, eww akrid eye. How the hell did that get in there?'

All the ponys watched as he reloaded it, twirled it in his fingers, and holstered it.

Venom was tapping his fingers on the table, more annoyed than board really.

"OK, I'm board, let's talk about something." Venom suggested.

"Why did you name give us those nicknames? They sound like pet names." Twilight asked.

"There just nicknames, there easier for me to remember you. I even have a nickname, Snake Eye, because of my right eye." He pointed at his eye.

"But how did you come up with our names?" Rainbow sounded irritated.

"Twilight's cutie mark is stares, but to me they look like sprinkles. It also matches your personality." Venom explained.

"Ill go through the list again, Sprinkles, Skittles, Cotten Candy, Apple Pie, Marshmallow, and Banana." He pointed to each of them as he went.

"Whats my name?" Celestia sat down with Luna.

"Princess Spicy Nacho." Venom said to Celestia.

Venom looked over to see princess Luna. His heart stopped upon seeing her glorious features. She was even his favorite color, blue.

Venom got up, Luna did to. Venom walked to Luna, Luna walked to Venom. They stopped once they we're face to face, well Venom was taller. Venom got on one knee and put out one hand and Luna placed her hoof on it.

"Princess Luna?" Venom asked in a soft voice.

"Yes." she responded.

"It is such an honor to meet the princess of the night in person." Venom complemented.

"Tis but also an honor ourselves, to see such a great warrior who went through such hardships. I can tell by your attire, such battle scars are highly praised." She was blushing.

"Such beauty, you would have to pay just to gaze upon the beautiful lunar princess." Venom was also blushing.

"Your handsome yourself Venom, very muscular to." Luna looked up and down.

"*ahem* If you don't mind, we can flirt later." Celestia sounded annoyed.

"Fine, Tia. Catch you later Snakes." Luna winked at Venom.

"Hopefully today, Blueberry." Luna was crimson as Venom said that, his own face red.

They walked back to there own seats.

Not long later, the tea arrived.

"So, Venom. Tell me about, EDN-3 was it? What's it like there." Celestia asked Venom.

"It has extream weather, unlike pegesi, we can't control the weather. I just happens. Also we orbit around our sun and our moon orbits around the planet. You use magic to raise the sun and moon." Venom explained.

"Fascinating, what are the creatures there like?" Celestia was taking notes.

"Very hostile flesh eating monsters." Venom said.

Everypony laughed. But Venom didn't, Luna saw this and stopped laughing before Venom noticed.

"Sister! He's serious!" Luna growled at Celestia.

Celestia stopped laughing and glanced at Venom. He was pissed.

"I thought you were joking, I didn't know if it was a real." Celestia apologized.

"I already said that akrids roam the planet. Where we're you when I said that?" Venom challenged.

All the ponies stared at Venom and Celestia, the room was getting warmer in temperature.

"There is no need for hostility Venom." Celestia was giving a challenging look.

Guards we're at the ready with there spears drawn.

"Maybe I want people to listen instead of blowing me off as if I was a chiled." Venom's eye twitched.

"Mind your tounge human." Celestia's eye also twitched.

"Your walking on thin ice Celestia, watch what you say." Luna got up and backed away, the six did the same.

"Is that a challenge I'm hearing?" Celestia got up from her chair and stared at Venom.

"Maybe your underestimate my abilities Celestia. I could easily bury you ten feet under if I wanted." Venom got up from his seat.

"Then why don't you?" Celestia challenged.

"Because I'm not a monster. I don't kill unless I have a reason to. I won't kill you, unless you make me other wise." Venom sat back down.

"......GUARDS SEIZE HIM!" Celestia commanded.

"What!" Luna exclaimed.

The guards we're already on Venom, but he was a fighter. He is strong. He can kill them if he wanted to. But he needs to-

'Ohhhhhhh, the trust test. Figures.' Venom thought.

Venom was starting to laugh.

"Whats so funny?" Celestia asked.

"Should we continue over tea time Celestia? I saw the test a mile away." Venom said.

Celestia facehoved.

"Was it that obvious?" Celestia smiled.

"To messy to miss." Venom chuckled.

"Hehehe, guards release him." Celestia ordered.

"Princess Celestia, what's going on?" Twilight asked.

"She was just testing me to sew if I were to kill anybody for no reason." Venom explained.

"Oh..." Luna said.

"Hey Cadance is here! And my brother!" Twilight yelled.

"Cadance?" Venom asked.

Author's Note

YOU DID WHAT!?

"I cancelled Nero, you we're right. I suck."

No, you don't suck. You just don't learn from your mistakes. Thats why I do comady, it's easy to correct.

"I still hate you."

*exhale*