"Who's Cadance?" Venom asked.

"She's the princess of friendship love. She's also known as princess Mi Amor En Cadenza.(that's not right is it?)

"Princess of love? What she do?" Venom raised an eyebrow.

"She can detect love and measure how strong the bond is." Twilight explained.

"Detect love!? Fuck that I'm hiding." Venom got up and was looking around, finding a hiding place.

"Please, she's not evil! My brother is married to her anyway. They love each other very much." Twilight was trying to calm Venom down. But he just ignored her.

"There is no way of convincing him is there?" Twilight asked Celestia.

"No." Celestia deadpanned.

Venom continued to frantically find a place to hide. He eventually hid behind Luna. And told her not to give away his position.

"Shhhh, any of you give away my position, I will give you nightmares." Venom hissed.

Cadance and Shinning Armour walked though the doors and into the dinning room. Cadance was talking to Shinning Armour as they walked in. They stopped and greeted everypony.

"Hello auntys! How are you both doing today?" Cafance said with a smile.

"Just fine thank you." Celestia said.

"Splendid!" Luna yelled.

"Great! Now, where is this 'Venom' you spoke of?" Cadance asked.

"Oh, I don't know. He might he hiding somewhere." Celestia said sarcastically.

"Is he afraid of visitors? Is he an animal?" Shinning said with a slight smirk.

"No, but you could lure him out with this." Celestia pulled out a bottle of hard cider.

"Is this what he drinks?" Cadance took the bottle away from Celestia with her magic.

"Probably, pop the cap." Celestia instructed.

Cadance did as she was told. She popped the cork off with her magic.

*pop*

"I SMELL ALCOHOL!!!" A voice yelled from behind Luna.

Cadance barley had a chance to blink, before the bottle was swipped from her magical grip.

What she saw......well she couldn't quite place her hoof on it. It looked bipedal from it's stance.

"Ahhhhh, I can't remember the last time I had alcohol." Venom said while hugging the bottle.

"Is this the creature you we're talking about Tia?" Cadance asked.

"Its Venom to you Pancakes." Venom said to Cadance.

"Pancakes?" Cadance looked to Celestia and Luna.

"Its a thing he does. It helps him remember us better." Luna explained.

"But, why Pancakes?" Cadance asked Venom.

"You smell like it." He said plainly.

"*sniff* Oh." Cadance blushed.

"Hehehe, I don't have one. Thank Celestia." Shinning smiled.

"Shut up Strawberry." Venom yelled while chugging the drink.

"Really!? Straw-" Shinning was cut off by watching Venom chug half of the cider down already.

"Stop! Your going to kill yourself if you drink all of it at once!" Celestia gripped the bottle and took it away from him.

"Nooooo! Dammit Peppers!!" Venom yelled.

"I thought it was spicy nacho?" Celestia questioned.

"Meh......Peppers sounds better." Venom said.

"Wow! Look at you! You look like you have been to Tarturas and back!" Shinning yelled.

"You know what. Let the narrorater explain it to you." Ven- wait what!?

"Yeah! We should let the narrorater tell you!" Pinkie even knows!? What?

How do you two even know I'm here!?

"Because we can hear you!" Pinkie and Venom yelled.

"Do you know what's going on sister?"

"No idea."

Let me do my job! I missed Celestia's and Luna's lines!

"Fine."

Now Venom. You tell the story.

"OK fine. But make this a short chapter, we can continue the story next chapter."

Fucking hell......

Author's Note

Dammit Venom.

"Why do you listen your characters, that YOU created?"

Because, unlike you, Pinkie and Venom break the 4th wall. I can't do anything about it.

"You suck."

You swallow.