Chapters Author's Note
Contains:Sex, Heat excuse, Romance, and fake pregnant.
Derpy Hooves
You chose to help Derpy at her house, when you showed up her house was a wreck, and she wasn't much better, her clothes were torn badly, and she looked as though she hadn't slept in six days.
"Derpy?" You ask, "Why? Why would anypony take my muffins?!" Derpy was crying, you walk up closer to her.
"Derpy!" You shout, she jumps, "Oh hey! I didn't see you standing there, I'm glad you could make it something horrible has happened!" She says. "What is it?" You ask, she then begins to cry, "Somepony stole my muffins!" She says while crying.
That was what all of this was about? Her muffins had been stolen, you couldn't believe it.
"Derpy, are you sure your muffins were stolen and you didn't just misplace them?" You ask, she gives you a blank stare, she was really upset about her muffins disappearing, but you just wanted to help. "Of course I'm sure! I've looked everywhere! In my house, in the Post office, and even in the bakery, but i can't find them! Could you please help me?" She gave you those cute eyes of hers, you just had to help, you searched with her, looking everywhere, asking everypony in Ponyville, finally you realized something, you decided to check Derpy's clothes, looking in her shirt pockets, in her pant pockets, and even between her breasts, the warmth of her fur felt nice against your hand, and as you reached down you found the muffin, a muffin?
"Um Derpy, is this one of your muffins?" You ask, she just blushes, "Oops, my bad." She says, "I forgot I had eaten them after I got them, this one might have fallen out of my hand and into my bra.".
You smile at her cuteness, you take her hand and walk her home, you help her clean her house up, picking up stuff and putting them back in their original places.
"There you go Derpy, all fixed." You say.
"Oh thank you! Thank you! Thank you! I couldn't have done it without you!" She says as she hugs you, you blush you never thought you'd end up with such a sweet mare as one of your best friends, but yet here you were, all of a sudden she gave you a strange look.
"There is something else I need your help with, something more....personal." She says, you are confused by what she means,
"I know its sudden but...I want to be your marefriend." She adds. Derpy as your marefriend? You couldn't believe your luck, this was going to be great.
"And I want to be your boyfriend Derpy, so what do you need my help with?" You ask, she smiles and gives you another hug.
"I know we are different, with you being human, and me being a pony, but I-i'm in heat and I've had a crush on you for a long time." She says completely blushing, you pause, you were familiar with what she was talking about, you know that every spring, the sun gets hot which causes the mares to get in heat, once in heat, they need to have sex, but they will only have sex with the stallion their in love with.
Then it hit you, "You want to have sex with me? Ok, but I've never had sex before." you say as a blush appears across your face ,
"Well, neither have I, nopony ever wants to have sex with a mare that looks like this." she points at her eyes, you give her a big hug, "There is nothing wrong with you Derpy, your perfect the way you are, don't let anyone tell you different." You say as you look into her eyes.
"Th-thank you." She says as she gives you a kiss on the lips, you feel a warm sensation inside your mouth as she rubs her tongue against yours, you break the kiss to get a breather, "Derpy, I'm ready whenever you are." You tell her.
She unbuttons her shirt, takes it off, she does the same with her pants, reveling her perfect body for you, you take off your shirt and pants, and kiss her again. As you kiss her, you slip one hand down her panties, and rub her back with the other hand.
Eventually, your hand in her panties begins to massage one of her flank cheeks, you feel her moan with pleasure, she breaks the kiss.
"Hey, stop teasing." She says, she begins to take off her bra followed by her panties, you take off your trousers, revealing your erect member.
"Ok! Ready?" She asks, you respond by grabbing her and holding her on floor as you stick your manhood into her marehood.
She feels so wet and warm around you as you thrust up and down, you look into her face, her eyes are closed, "Hey Derpy, I can't enjoy this if you have your beautiful eyes covered." You tell her, she opens her eyes to see you staring at her, she starts bucking her hips against yours, with you both enjoying this, you grab Derpy and lift her up, you then stand up with her still riding you.
"Hey what are you doing?" She asks,
"Just getting more comfortable, and trying to get a stance where i won't worry about crushing you." You reply, you start thrusting upwards into her, her mare cum dripping off your penis and onto the floor, you start feeling her inner walls tighten around your manhood as she slides up and down on you.
"Derpy, I love you." You tell her with a smile, she gives you a kiss, "I love you too, don't stop yet, I want your seed inside me." she says as you both start going faster. After a few more seconds you start to feel a pressure building up inside you, and you start spraying your seed inside of Derpy's marehood, she keeps thrusting, trying to milk all of your semen into her.
You both stop and catch your breaths, "Derpy, I hope I didn't get you pregnant." You tell her looking like your about to pass out, "Why? I would love to have a foal with you, besides, if your that worried I could go to the hospital and check for myself." She says as she leads you to the bathroom, she gets the tub filled with water, and you both get in to clean yourself's up.
You both put on your clothes, you head back to your house, but are stopped by Derpy who gives you a big hug and gives you a thunderstorm of kisses. "Thank you for helping me, it was really nice of you to do that for me." She says with a smile and a blush, "Oh no problem, besides i really do love you." You say as you return the affection. "I was hoping we could go on a date sometime, what do you say?"She asks, you smile and give her a kiss on the lips, "That would be great Derpy, bye." You say as you walk off.
The next day, Derpy comes up to you with a smile,
"Hey, it turns out our DNA isn't to different after all, I'm pregnant with your foal!" She says, you gulp, out of all the things that could happen, it had to be getting a pony pregnant, "That's, bizarre news, I was just talking to Twilight, she said that it would be impossible for that to happen." You say, Derpy gives you a hug and whispers "I know, I'm only joking." You and Derpy walk together and head to your house.
You decide to go to Lyra's house, since she was the first pony to seem to like you the most, as you enter you see her sitting on her couch.
"Oh hi!" She says to you as you enter, she gets off the couch and gives you a big hug, you blush as you and her sit down on the couch.
"So Lyra, I wanted to ask you something"You tell her that you've had a crush on her for awhile, and you want her to be your marefriend.
"I'd love to! Come here and give me a kiss!" She says as you both kiss each other, than you grab her arm and walk her to a cafe.
As you sit down, you notice a strange, yet nice, smell coming from Lyra, "Lyra, are you wearing perfume?" You ask, Lyra just stares at you.
"No, why do you ask?" She asks, you shrug and tell her that you smell something coming from her, and it smells great.
"Oh, that's me, I'm not comfortable with telling you why I smell like that." She says with a blush on her face, you guess that she must be in heat, but how can you smell it? Your not a stallion, unless she loves you that much, but it couldn't be.
After ordering, you start thinking about how beautiful Lyra is, her smile, her eyes, and her mint colored fur always mad you happy, Lyra notices your looking at her, "Something wrong?" She asks, "No, just admiring your beauty." You say, after eating you enter a conversation.
She asks if you would like to walk her home, you smile and say yes.
As you walk her to her house, you ask if she wants to tell you now, "Okay, I'm in, heat, normally its only stallions who would smell it, but I used my magic so you could smell me." She says as the both of you sit on the couch.
You decide that, since she's in heat and you are both in love with each other, that you and her should have sex, to relieve her of her issue.
"Um, okay, but I've never had sex before." She says, "Its okay, neither have I." you say as you start taking your clothes off, she does the same.
Once your both naked, you can't help but look at Lyra's body, her mint colored fur, her perfectly round breasts, and her flank, you walk with her to her bed room where you lay on her bed, she looks at your erect manhood, how it doesn't have any fur on it at all.
"Lets see what you taste like." She says with a seductive smile, she slides her lips over your penis, once shes got it in her mouth, she deep throats it, going up and down, you start feeling as though she is trying to swallow it whole, with each thrust of her mouth you begin to feel like you will blow your load inside her mouth but you try to hold yourself back.
She pulls her muzzle of your penis, with strings of saliva connecting her to your manhood, "Now that your wet, lets get the fun started." She says as she climbs up the bed, she kisses you on the lips as she starts sticking her wet marehood onto your manhood, she starts grinding up and down, with each thrust, she gave you a kiss on the lips, you start feeling her inner walls tighten around you, along with something wet and warm, Lyra keeps thrusting as you moan in pleasure.
You can't hold yourself back any longer, with a buck of your hips you release your cum into her marehood, she keeps thrusting, trying to milk your balls dry, once you finally pass out, she stops thrusting.
"Goodnight sweetheart, hope I didn't hurt you, did I?" She asks as you start falling asleep.
"Not at all Lyra, goodnight, my Marefriend." You say as you both share a kiss on the lips, and fall asleep.
Author's Note
Well I finally, with a lot help of Anstca, got an Idea for Octavia, now that this is out of the way I can, hopefully come up with stories for the remaining ponies without any help. Hope you enjoy this.
Octavia Melody.
You decide to go to one of Octavia Melodies concerts. There, you listen to her play the cello and afterwards you comment on how beautiful her music is. "Why, thank you. That means a lot to me, by the way I'm Octavia, and you are?" She asks.
Two weeks later, you are on your fourth date with Octavia. She wants you to meet her at her house for something special.
A week later, you have the wedding planned. You bought the most beautiful ring from a ring shop, had Pinkie Pie and the Cakes make a beautiful wedding cake, and you bought yourself a tuxedo.
Author's Note
This is the chapter alot of you wanted so here it is... finally!
Rainbow Dash
You decide to visit Rainbow Dash and watch her perform a new flight move she picked up.
"Okay, you ready bro?" She asks as you sit in the grass.
"Yes. I hope you remembered to make sure you are wearing a bra, don't want another accident like last time." You reply, referring to earlier that week when Rainbow Dash did a loop-de-loop and her shirt fell off, and her breasts fell out.
"Er... Yes.... Okay here we go." She says as she begins her new move, the "Rainbow Crushes Starscream Blast". It starts out with a few flight tricks, then she goes into the Sonic Rainboom and finally ends with the Buccaneer Blitz.
"So.. Did you like it?" She asks as she sits down beside you in the grass.
"Like it? I loved it! I wish I had wings." You say as she wraps her arms around you.
"Don't worry about it bro. I'm sure you have a few moves of your own you can show me some time." She says as she kisses you on the cheek, which was unusual for her considering her athletic nature.
"Thanks. Want to grab something to drink? Like some soda?" You ask as you stand up.
"Hey, I got a better idea. Why don't we have a picnic here? Just the two of us. I mean, no pony really comes here anyways so we could have some alone time together." She suggests, causing both her and you to blush.
"Sure... I will go get us something to eat, and set up the tarp." You say as you go back to town to grab some stuff. You get some cupcakes and other sweets from Sugar Cube Corner, a picnic tarp, and a picnic basket and head back to Rainbow Dash.
"There we go! A picnic for the two of us." You say as you sit down on the tarp. Rainbow Dash laughs a little before responding.
"Yeah! Except it's missing something. Don't worry I have them right here!" She says as she pulls two candles out of her backpack.
"These'll give us some light.... Now, lets enjoy the eats!" She says as she places the candles on the tarp.
You spend the day discussing each-others lives and talking about games you've played while the two of you eat your food and drink your sodas. Then as night came, Rainbow Dash lights the candles. Their glow made her features more noticeable.
She had a nice muzzle, her breasts were about medium size, she had six-pack abs which were hard to see because of her fur. She gave you a smile and blushed when she noticed you looking at her.
"See anything you like? I can give you a better view if you want." She said with a grin.
"I was just admiring your physic. The light makes your abs more noticeable.... and.... your breasts.... are blue." You say with a blush.
"Blue? Bwahahaha! My fur is blue! You mean you want to feel them? Here!" She says as she grabs your arms and places your hands onto her breasts.
"Uh! Dash? I'i l-love you..." You say as you move your hands off her breasts and give her a hug.
"Hehe, I love you to bro! Now, are we gonna get goo goo over each other or are we going to enjoy ourselves?" She asks as she gently pushes you off her.
"I guess since we've known each other for a long time.... And I'm the only human in Equestria, Okay!" You exclaim as you pull her shirt off. Her breasts were still confined in her bra, but you could see how their fur swayed in the wind with the rest of her hair and fur. You hesitate before pulling her bra off. When you do, her breasts plop out giving you a full view at the cyan blue orbs.
"So I take it you like them?" She asks, all you do is nod. "Well, lets see what you have for me in those jeans." She says as she unzips your pants.
"W-wait! Things are escalating too fast.... Can we take it slower, I haven't even felt your breasts yet." You say as you begin rubbing her breasts.
"Oh alright. But as soon as you're ready, those pants are gonna go flying along with your underpants. And your manhood is going in between my breasts." She says as you continue to massage her breasts.
You begin to feel your pants tighten as a bulge a sticks out.
"I see you're ready! Time for a real boobjob!" She says as she undoes your pants, removes them, then removes your underwear. Your member stands fully erect in front of her.
"Lets see how you like this "Rainboom"!" She says as she begins to place her breasts over you penis, the warmth of her breasts combined with the muscle in them send chills up and down your spine before she starts.
She starts slow, and quickly moves faster and faster.
"Ha! Ha! Sooo goood.." You moan as she continues. She starts giving you a blowjob. The two movements combined cause you to release your cum into her mouth.
"Emmm So good!" She says as she swallows it all.
"Looks like you're still in the mood for more." She says spying your still erect penis. "Listen.... You're the only one I am willing to lose my virginity to, so please take this slowly." She says as she positions herself to where her vaginal lips are on the tip of your cock. She then pushes herself on top of you. As she lets out a screech, you notice blood coming from her vagina.
"Oh yes! Ride this pony!" She says as you begin thrusting into her. You change positions to where she is on all fours and you are behind her.
You continue thrusting and changing positions until you get that feeling again.
"R-rainbow... I'm about to cum.." You warn. With one slam of her hips, you release your load into her tight marehood.
"YES!!! AH!!!!" She yells as you cum.
"That was awesome bro!" She exclaims as she wraps her arms around you.
"Thanks.... I love you Rainbow." You say as you return the hug.
"Love you too bro!" She says as the two of you start kissing each other. You made the best choice of your life.
Author's Note
Well I put this chapter off long enough. So here it is!
Twilight Sparkle.
You decide to pay a visit to Twilights library to see if she needs help with anything... After all, if it weren't for her and her friends you'd probably had a hard time getting settled in to Ponyville.
"There you are! I am glad you're here!" She exclaimed as you entered the library. You tell her how happy you are to be here with her.
"Oh stop it! You don't have to lie, I know I annoy you with all my talk about magic, science, and friendship." She said with a blush.
In all honesty, you found it cute when she would talk about all that stuff. But than again, you found everything about her cute.
"So why'd you hope I'd show up?" You ask her as she walks towards you.
"I needed to work with you on that theory you had of how you got here... Won't take too long just a few questions." She says. You nod and take a seat to answer questions.
"Okay, so according to your theory, somehow a electrical storm caused a rift between our two universes and sucked you in?"
"Yes, I remember walking towards my home in the middle of a storm... Next thing I know I'm here." You say as she begins to give her theory.
"Well here's what I think happened. Before you arrived here I was working on a interuniversal teleportation spell. I think my spell may have gone wrong and brought you here." She says with a blysh.
You wrap your arms around her and tell her it wasn't a problem. "After all, with a girl like you around, I won't feel lonely."
After some conversations about how special you were to each other you decide to ask her out on a date.
"REALLY?! That's awesome! I'd love to go on a date!" She shouts as she hugs you.
The two of you head towards a diner and start talking about what you like about each other. Afterwards, you go your separate ways for the day.
You continue to date Twilight for a month and you begin to wonder why she's becoming so attached to you. She has been sleeping in the same bed as you recently and has began acting out of character often forgetting to organize and/or dust stuff. She's also started only paying attention to you.
"Hey Twilight," You begin to talk "I have been wondering why you aren't acting like yourself." She blushes at your commenting
"I don't know what you are talking about..."
"Yes you do, otherwise you wouldn't be blushing." you say as you hold her close to you, making her feel more confident.
"Well... You see" sometimes during certain seasons mares go into their heat cycle.... Which usually only accurs when a mare is strongly in love with someone..." She says. Your face turns red, you know that a heat cycle is when a female needs to mate.
"Oh.... So does that mean you want to have sex with me?" you ask giving her your infamous "Are you joking or being honest" look.
"Y-yes...." she says as she leans her head into your chest.
"Well..... We have been dating for a month now so I guess since we're already in bed.... Lets do it right here right now." You say as you start kissing her.
You break the kiss and start stripping. Twilight does the same.
You pull your underwear down showing your erect manhood for her to see. She giggles and starts playing with it. You take one of your hands and start groping her breast.
After awhile of foreplay, you decide to let her suck you. She places her muzzle over your tip before swallowing your length deep into her mouth.
After awhile you feel your testicles start to explode.
"Twilight I'm about to-" before you can finish your sentence you feel her mouth leave your shaft.
"I want you to finish inside me." She said
She then moved over on top of you until her dripping marehood rested above your shaft. She slowly inserted your shaft until she had reached the hilt.
You both let out moans of pleasure as you both start moving.
"Oh! Ah! Anon..." Twilight screams as she rides you.
You feel her walls tighten around your shaft trying to squeeze the cum out of it. You feel your balls convulse as you release your semen into her marehood.
"Ah! I love you!"
"I love you too!"
The two of you wrap your arms around each other as you kiss on the lips. Rubbing your tongues against each other.
"Twilight don't ever leave my side." you say as you hold her close.
"I won't. I'll always be by your side as long as you stay with me" She says as she kisses you.
You pull the covers over the two of you and give each other a good night hug.
Author's Note
Applejack time!
Applejack
You decide to pay a visit to Sweet Apple Acres to see if Applejack needs help.
On your way there, however, you run into Applejack at the Middle of Ponyville.
"Well howdy Sugercube! How y'all doing?" She asked.
You tell her that you wanted to know if she needed help with anything.
"No. But thank ya kindly fer askin'" She said as she wrapped an arm around you.
"Oh. Well let me know if you ever need anything." You say as you head back to your home.
"Will do! An' if'ins y'all are in the mood. We could go to that fancy eatery in Manehatten, ya know... The one that's all you can eat." She says as she waves and walks towards Sugarcube Corner.
The next day you decide to take Applejack up on her offer and you both head for Manehatten.
"So. What y'all want ta talk 'bout? You seem to have yer mind on somethin'." Applejack asked.
It was true. You had been thinking about her a lot lately especially since she brought this idea up. You were thinking on how both femenine and masculine she was. Her orange fur and green eyes always seemed to be the most beautiful parts of her. While her muscles made you know not to get on her bad side.
"Oh, I was just wondering if you wanted anything in return for this. After all you're the one who's paying for the food." You say breaking away from your thoughts.
"Of course not! I'm doing this because we're friends. Besides, I want to...... Get closer with you." She replied with a blush.
You couldn't believe what you heard. Was she really saying that she wanted to date you?
"So you mean you're.... in love with me? Wow! I also have feelings for you as well." You reply as you give her a hug.
"Really?! Why, that's great! So I guess ya could call this our first date." She said with a smile as she returned the hug.
The train reached Manehatten. You both began looking for the buffet, which was easy because it was the one with a huge flashing neon sign.
"This place is fancy.... And they even have Ice cream!" You exclaim as you sit your food down on the table.
The two of you ate and talked about your feelings towards each other.
"So yeah.... I think your both beautiful and strong." You say as you eat your ice cream.
"Aw shucks. Ya ain't that bad neither.... In fact y'all are kinda handsome." She replies.
After you finish eating, you both head back to Ponyville. When you get back, you're about to head home when Applejack pulls you into a deep and passionate kiss.
"I am glad ya are my boyfriend. An' I can't wait fer our next date." She says as you head to your homes for the day.
Two months later, you are on your seventh date with Applejack and you decide it's time to move in closer.
"So what do you think?" You ask.
"I don't know. I mean we've dern near been datin' fer two months now. An' we're both still virgins... But I don't know." She replies.
You smile and hug her as you let her know that since this is the first time either of you have done this that you will be careful.
"Thank ya." She says as she unties her shirt exposing her white bra. You remove your shirt and pants as she takes off her jean shorts. Than you kiss each other as you grab her breasts with your hands.
She lets out a soft moan and removes her bra, giving you a look at her breasts. They were about the size of cantaloupes and were both soft (thanks to her fur) and firm.
You remove your briefs allowing her her a view at your erect manhood.
"Woo doggies! Looks like yer enjoyin' yourself!" She exclaims as she grabs your shaft and begins working it up and down in her hand.
She than puts the head inside her mouth as she begins giving you a blowjob. She than takes your length deep into her mouth as she deepthroats you.
She then slides off your shaft and moves up to face you.
"Okay. I hope ya don't mind but I want ya inside me." She says seductively as she slowly puts your length into her tight marehood.
You both let out moans as you both take each others virginity. You begin thrusting your hips up and down as she lets out soft moans of pleasure. You feel your glands begin to bulge as you feel your release coming.
"Applejack I'm going to-" You're cut off when she yells "INSIDE ME!!". Listening to her, you release wave after wave of cum into her womb. You pull out of her and she falls on top of you.
"That.... Was.... Amazing." You say as you catch your breath.
"You weren't to bad yourself.... Maybe we can do this again sometime." She replies. You kiss each other and then dose off into sleep.
Author's Note
New chapter is here at last!
Notes: Contains alot of references to completly unrelated stuff.
P.S. There's a surprise at the end!
Enjoy!
Rarity
You decide to visit Carousel Boutique, you're hoping to find out more about this Rarity you've heard so much about.
Upon entering you're greeted by a white unicorn wearing a sparkling red dress. You realize this is Rarity.
"Hello darling! Welcome to Carousel Boutique. I am Rarity and-" She pauses as she looks at you. You realize that she's never seen you before and you hope she won't freak out.
"Um... Er..." She stutters. You tell her your name and explain that you are from a different world.
"Really darling? Incredible! I must say, you are one of the most handsome human I've ever met!"
You chuckle and remind her that you're the only human she's ever met.
After a long conversation about your life, you realize that it's getting late so you tell Rarity that you're heading home.
"Okay, but before you go, I insist that you have a cup of tea with me!" she says as she grabs your shoulder.
You agree to stay for tea, after all she IS a very beautiful mare who obviously likes you... Or at least you hope she likes you.
You spend most of the time talking about fashion, which seemed to be her specialty, you also ask if she could make you a outfit and you ask how much it would cost.
"Well darling I will gladly make you a outfit, NO! A masterpiece of a outfit for you, free of charge!" she exclaims.
You tell her that she doesn't have to go through the trouble of making it free, but she shrugs it off stating.
"That's what friends are for darling!"
You finish your tea and tell Rarity that you'll see her in the morning, you head back to your house and lie on The couch.
You think to yourself about how kind and generous Rarity is, making you a masterpiece outfit for free... You then realized that you hadn't specified the type of outfit you wanted. Oh well, you figure that it doesn't matter as long as it doesn't look like it was in a warzone, stuffed in a lagoon, set on fire, torn slightly, or kissed with Coral Blue Number 2 semi-gloss lipstick.
You wake up on the couch, you must've fallen asleep on the couch again. You take a quick shower, brush your teeth, comb your hair and put on cologne and deodorant. Afterwards you get dressed and head over to Rarity's to see if your new outfit is ready.
To your surprise, she's just finishing up the outfit. What you can see of it is amazing... It's almost like she read your mind because it was just what you wanted. A navy blue Hetalia Prussian uniform with the decepticon emblem embroidered on the hat.
You tell Rarity how amazing it is and you ask her how she knew, you didn't even tell her what you wanted.
"Oh darling, I forgot to tell you that I can read minds. It's a trick unicorns can do." She says with a smile.
You put on the outfit and start roleplaying as Generation 1 Soundwave, which causes her to giggle a bit.
"Hehe, this Sound Wave guy must be some kind of bore... I mean really "Sound Wave superior. Constructicons inferior." what kind of uncouth thing says that?" She laughs.
You take the time to explain that first of all, it's Soundwave not Sound Wave, second, he is a giant robot that transforms into a compact 1980's era radio, and finally, no pony calls Soundwave uncouth!
After having a few laughs and jokes about your costume, Rarity says something you couldn't believe.
"So, I am free tonight and I was wondering if you wanted to go out to eat? I know a very civilized restaurant called the Prancing Pony. They have the most delicious salad!" She says as she wraps her arms around you. "Oh and do wear that suit. It fits you."
The two of you head towards the Prancing Pony, it was located in Ponyville and it was easy to spot thanks to the image of a Pony Prancing through a field of flowers.
"Hello Rarity. I see you've got that nice looking human the ponies have been talking about with you, would you like to hear the specials for the day?" The waiter says.
"Yes, I would also like that table over there please." Rarity says as she points to the table in the back left corner.
"Certainly." The waiter grabs two menus, some utensils, and some napkins. "Our specials for the day are the Lunar Eclipse, which is made from our very own Blue Wine, carrots and potatoes. The Red Stallion, which is made from tomatoes, vinegar, and red wine. Finally, we have the Stalliongrad Special, a potato salad with cucumbers, ranch dressing tapped with vinegar, croutons and Horsegrad Vodka on the side."
Rarity states that she'll have the Lunar Eclipse with a salad on the side, you order the Stalliongrad Special, after all you do like Russia or whatever the Equs equivalent is.
"Very well. I will have these orders prepared for you both." The waiter says with a smile as he walks towards the kitchen.
About ten minutes later and he comes back with your orders. "Let me know if you need anything." The waiter says.
"That will be all, thanks darling." Rarity says.
You spend the rest of the date eating and talking about what you like about each other.
Once you finish eating, the two of you leave. Rarity also insisted that she pay for the dinner.
As you walk her back to her home, she stops and asks you a question.
"So, I was wondering... Could you please help me with a problem?" She asks with a blush.
You tell her that if you can help her in any way, you gladly will.
She grabs you gently by the arm and leads you into her room. You're confused now.
"You said you would help right? Well darling.....you see, I'm in heat and I really need some relief. I figured that we'd do this on our first date like a lot of couples do."She says as she gets undressed.
It doesn't take you long to realise what she meant by "in heat" and "relief". She's horny and needs to have sex so you figure it best to go along with it but do your best NOT to screw up this date.
After she gets undressed she requests you to do the same. You take off your clothes and do as she asks.
"Great! Now before we begin, here are some rules, 1. No teasing of any kind. 2. No physical, mental or emotional harm. 3. You can touch my breasts as long as you keep your penis inside my lady folds at all times until we reach our climax. Understand?" She asks.
You nod your head in agreement.
Rarity lowers herself onto your erection. She lets out a few soft moans as her inner walls tighten around your penis.
You remain like this for a second or two until she starts bouncing up and down. You thrust your hips in motion with her, slowly picking up pace with each thrust.
She moans loudly as you both begin to reach your limit, which you remind yourself is NOT a speed limit, you feel your testicles swell up as you try holding back.
"Ah! Oh! Uh! Darling... I think I'm gonna...CUM INSIDE ME DARLING! " She yells in pleasure as you both cum.
She lays onto of you, letting you rub her purple mane as you catch your breaths.
"Thank you darling. I feel...better now. Maybe next we can do this and-"
"Sis. What was with all the yelling?" Sweetie Belle asked, still half asleep, you and Rarity quickly get dressed and Rarity runs over to Sweetie's room.
"Oh it was nothing, go back to bed Sweetie Belle."
"Okay, also who's that guy?" You hear them talk about what's going on...Rarity covers it up by saying that you're a client of hers and she needed to do some measurements. That somehow worked as the little filly went back to sleep.
Rarity comes back in and lies down beside you.
"Best date ever darling." She says as she closes her eyes. You couldn't agree more.... But you feel like you forgot something....
"Toastertron, terrorize!" Your toaster yells as it transforms. "Now I will toast all of Equestria's bread into crisp muhahaha!" Toastertron yells.
You walk in and unplug the toaster in the morning, finding a bunch of burnt toast on the ground.
You wake up from your weird dream. Get dressed in your usual torn jeans and White muscle shirt.
You've been having wet dreams about the day you met Rarity, though lets be real, Rarity might be kind, beautiful and generous but she's also spoken for...by Spike and you and Spike have a bro code.
You head out and head towards Fluttershy's Cottage.
To be continued in "Fluttershy"...
Author's Note
Here you go guys and gals. Fluttershys chapter! One step closer to the end of this "Choose your waifu" adventure! Enjoy!
Fluttershy
You head to Fluttershys cottage to help her out with her little zoo as you liked to call it.
You knocked on the door and waited for her to respond. You heard a faint "C-come in..." and opened the door.
You greet Fluttershy and ask her what she needs help with.
"Oh, um I could really use some help finding Angel Bunny... He went into the Everfree Forest.... Again..." She said.
You sighed and went into the forest to find him. It wasn't to hard, he was hiding in some bushes and you could see his white ears peeking out.
You picked him up and took him back to Fluttershy, who was thrilled and upset to see the little booger.
"Angel! You bad bunny, running off into that scary forest! Who knows what would have happened if he hadn't found you!" She said pointing at you.
You chuckled to yourself at the thought of that pest getting surrounded by Timberwolfs and all the sudden you go to his rescue.
You're snapped back to reality when Fluttershy asks you something.
"Um.... Would you like to.... Meep... Go on a date with me?" she asked.
You were in shock, you had a crush on her the first time you saw her. Her timid nature, her teal eyes, her pink mane, her yellow hair. But the the most, uh hum, "prominent" about her were her breasts.
They were almost always concealed in Fluttershys sweater, but even than you noticed how big they were. On at least one occasion you got a peek at her cleavage, when she was wearing a bikini at the lake, it looked like a mini Grand Canyon.
But that aside, she had somehow gotten the courage to ask you out so you accept her offer.
"Really?! That's so great! I can't believe it! Meet me at the tea shop in Ponyville tomorrow!" She exclaimed as she led you out of the cottage.
You couldn't believe your luck. You were actually going to have Fluttershy as a girl- er- mare friend.
The next morning you got up, got a shower, brushed your teeth and combed your hair, got dressed and headed to the tea shop.
Once you got there, Fluttershy gently grabbed you by the arm and pulled you into a hug.
"I'm so glad you showed up! I was worried you wouldn't... But now that you're here, lets get this date started!" She said as you both hugged again.
You both talked about your personal lives, how you were both feeling about each other. You were surprised at how much feelings she had for you.
After tea you walked her back to her cottage and offered her to come to your house tomorrow so you could enjoy some alone time with each other. She agreed on the grounds that it was just for a few minutes as she was still nervous about dating and didn't want you to "try" anything.
The next day you waited for her to show up. You heard a knock on the door and opened it, hoping it was Fluttershy, but it was the milkmare, Milky Way.
"Hello Anon! Nice day isn't it?" Milky Way said in her usual friendly manner.
You responded by telling her it was a great day and that you were waiting on Fluttershy to show up.
"What?" She asked "Didn't you hear? Fluttershy got sick with poison joke while trying to get her lil' annoyance-of-a-bunny back to her cottage this morning. But if you'd like to see her, she's at the Ponyville hospital." Milky Way said as she handed you your chocolate milk of the day.
You thanked her and rushed towards the hospital, you'd heard of the last time she got sick with poison joke, but it didn't put her in the hospital it just made her sound like the Donkey from Wheenie The Poo.
Upon arriving at the hospital you asked what room Fluttershy was in.
"Oh she's in room 101 right down the hall to your left." Nurse Redheart said.
You thanked her and went straight for Fluttershys Room. It was dark and you could hardly see.
You turned on the lights and nearly had a heart attack as you were greeted with a big "SURPRISE!"
Fluttershy and her friends had planned a surprise party for you at the hospital. You were unnerved by this and asked what was going on.
"Well, um you see I wanted to surprise you this morning but I got sick with poison oak while I was trying to get Angel Bunny out of a hole in the forest." She said.
You expressed surprise and stated that Milky Way said Fluttershy got hit with poison joke not poison oak.
After a few minutes passed, the Doctor came into the room.
"Alright Fluttershy you're free to go!" He said as he helped her out of bed.
You offered to walk her to your house seeing as how she still hadn't spent some alone time with you.
She agreed without hesitation.
Once you got back to your home, you and Fluttershy sat down on the couch and spent the night talking about your feelings towards each other and spending time in each others arms.
You both woke up the next morning, you had fallen asleep on the couch.
As you got up you noticed something odd about Fluttershy, outside of the fact that she fell back to sleep, she was only in her underwear even though you both fell asleep with your clothes on.
You gently woke her up and asked if she got up at any point in the night because she was in her underwear.
"Oh my! Well I got up early because I was soo hot, so I um took my clothes off... Meep!" She said as she buried her face in her hands.
You smiled and gave her a hug telling her that she could have taken all her clothes off if it helped her sleep.
She gave a warm smile and remained in your arms.
As the day went by the two of you both got out of your comfort zones and decided to take your relationship to the next level.
Fluttershy lied down on the bed as you held her breasts in your hands. You rubbed them up and down. After awhile of this you began motorboating them. Finally, you took out your penis and put it between Fluttershys breasts.
You could hear her moan with pleasure as you did this. You began to feel just how good her breasts were against your erection.
As you continued with the boobjob, you began to feel your penis pulsate which meant you were about to blow your load.
As you announced that you were about to cum, Fluttershy put your tip into her mouth.
The pleasure you felt was so much you released your semen into her mouth.
She swallowed every drop of cum in her mouth.
"So tasty, looks like you're ready for round 2!" She said looking at your still erect cock.
She spread her legs giving you a clear view at her marehood, which was wet and waiting for your rod.
You positioned yourself to where your crotch was lined up with hers, and you slowly slid inside of her.
"Oh Anon!" She screamed as you entered her vagina.
You felt how tight it was, and from looking at the red liquid running out of it you knew this was her first time as well as yours.
You slowly moved up and down, picking up pace as you had sex with your waifu. Fluttershy began moving her hips in unison with yours.
You began to get that feeling again but before you could say anything... You came inside her vagina.
"AHHHH!" Fluttershy screamed in pleasure as you filled her womb with your sperm.
You lost consciousness and fainted on top of her.
You stayed like that until you gained the strength to move. You slowly pulled out of Fluttershys vagina and lied down on the bed next to her.
"Best. Date. Ever!!" Fluttershy said as you embraced each other.
Author's Note
Here it is! The last part of this "Choose Your Own Sexual Adventure".
Warning: This contains rape, and various elements of randomness
Edited: Thanks to AlduMareHoover for helping me fix this.
Pinkie Pie.
You decide to visit Pinkie Pie and help her make cupcakes, and various other pastries.
"I'm so happy you made it! Step into the kitchen, I got something special to show you!" She said with her large smile you'd come to love.
You were wondering what surprise awaited you today. Once you stepped into the kitchen and noticed Pinkie holding something behind her back.
You asked her what it was, but all she told you was to close your eyes, cover your face with your hands, and turn around.
After doing all this you quickly blacked out as something heavy and wooden hit you in the head.
You wake up, with no knowledge of how long you were out, strapped down to a surgical table, your arms and legs restrained by leather belts strapped to the table, you also notice you're now in a dark room and you're completely naked.
You notice a figure in front of you, as it gets closer you realize that it's Pinkie Pie holding the wooden mallet that knocked you out.
You also notice that, like you, she is completely naked except for her pink body fur. Also, her mane and tail are no longer curly but straight, and she has the eyes of a lunatic.
"Oh, goodie! You're awake! Did you have a good nap? I hope so cause you and I are gonna be here awhile and you'll need all your strength to help!" Pinkie said with a now creepy smile, far more unsettling than her usual one.
You ask her what's going on, and why you both are naked.
"Well, you see... Every so often us ponies, naming mares, go into heat. Which means we become super, super horny! So I thought that we could make a little special type of cupcake, cream filled!" she said with a seductive grin.
You tried to move but you felt frozen, you tried to speak but only air came out. You realized that you were her sex toy and there was nothing you could do about it.
She dropped the mallet on the floor and walked closer to you. She bent down and put her mouth close to your penis which, despite the situation, was fully erect. She smiled and then shoved your shaft into her mouth and started rapidly deep throating.
After what felt like hours, but was probably minutes, You felt yourself reach your limit and closed your eyes, still unable to do anything other than watch.
She slowly slid her mouth off of your dick with a small trail of saliva still connecting you.
"Em... Creamy, creamy frosting!" Pinkie said as she started swallowing your sperm.
She got up off the ground and positioned herself over your still hardened shaft. You noticed she was facing away from you as she started rapidly fucking you.
"YES! I'm gonna rape the sperm out of you! Sex toy!!" She exclaimed as she basically pounded her vagina up and down on your cock.
This continued until you felt that feeling again. You finally managed to get a word out and warned her of the impending cum shot.
"Go on! Cream this Pie! Fill my cupcake with your cream! Let me.... Fuck it just cum!" she exclaimed in a manner you never heard her, or any pony else for that matter, and she also swore which you got in trouble for when you first arrived.
Not wasting a single moment, you released your hot semen into her womb... You blacked out again.
You woke up early in the morning with wet bed sheets, and wet underpants. You realized you had a wet dream last night and none of that happened.
You looked at your clock and realized that you had to help Pinkie with her pastries today... Hopefully for you things don't go like they did in your nightmarish wet dream.
You arrive at Sugarcube Corner and are greeted by Mr. Cake, thew, he tells you that Pinkie's in the kitchen and needs help with the oven.
You smile at Mr. Cake as you head towards the kitchen. You see Pinkie Pie trying to get the oven door open. Upon looking at her you noticed two features the dream version lacked.
Her breasts are huge whereas the dream versions were average.
She was chubby while the dream version was average.
Lastly, she had a nice thick juicy flank concealed in tight fitting jeans.
You walked over and calmly asked if you could help. She smiled widely and said "Sure Anon! I'm going to check and see if we have any more flour for the pastries." then she literally bounced off.
It took some time but you managed to get the oven door open. When she came back, Pinkie smiled and gave you something that you didn't expect, nor was it in your dream. A kiss on the lips.
You nearly fainted at the thought that your chunky crush just kissed you. Not a regular kiss mind you, but a passionate meaningful one.
You were so stunned by this that she had to literally shake you back to reality.
"You okay? I didn't think you'd freeze like that.... I was just trying to-" she was probably going to say something like "make you smile" but was cut off by your index finger.
You told her that it just kind of surprised you, after all who wouldn't get surprised getting kissed by someone they have a crush on.
After finishing up baking, about a half-hour later, you decided to ask a question that was burning a hole through your thoughts... Would she be your mare friend.
She froze. You thought she was going to slap you or something, but instead she pulled you into another kiss, this one longer and more passionate than before.
You break the kiss and You decided to go home and think where you could go on a date until you suddenly feel a hand grasp you're shoulder's which prompted you to turn around and face an overly-excited pinkie pie who was slightly jumping at the tip of her hooves and as if she was some kind of mind reader, she said-
"Hang on! I got an idea for our date!" pinkie pie vaguely said as she suddenly ran to her room upstairs at speed's that would make rainbow cry in pride, leaving you shocked and confused at how she just basically read you're mind.
After a few moment's of silently trying to figure out just how did pinkie just guessed you're thought's correctly. You snapped out of you're daze when you noticed a very familiar pink coat that belonged to a very familiar pink pony that was excitedly walking down the stair's but she didn't come alone.
Beside her stood an admittingly terrifyingly tall, Caucasian man with blonde hair and sky blue eye's that seemed to effortlessly bore a hole at you're very soul as if he was some kind final judge. He was so tall infact, you had to crane your neck backwards just to see his face which -to be honest- looked very young, at best you guessed he would be around his young twenties, late teen's at minimum and he, just like you, had a confused look on his face.
"Hiya! This here's the writer of this fanfiction!" Pinkie says excitedly.
"Um, hello there Anon... Pinkie why am I here? I was going to-" I get cut off before I can finish.
"I wanna go on a date with my Anon but your the only one who could make it super awesome and romantic at the same time." She said looking at me with those same puppy dog eyes that she lured me to you with.
"Ugh. Fine. But next time I write a fanfiction with you in it, please don't drag me into it!!!" I exclaimed as I left back to my realm.
You and Pinkie Pie find yourselves in a fancy, but very empty, restaurant, you figure that the writer that you met sent you two here and made sure you and Pinkie were both well served.
While you eat, you discuss about the things you love about each other. After you finish your meal, you both leave the restaurant only to be greeted by me.
"Hope you enjoyed your date now it's tine to get things good."
Before you and Pinkie knew it, you were both in your house.
You continue to discuss about your feelings towards each other when Pinkie interrupts.
"You know. What I really wanted was just to spend time alone with you... And seeing as how everyone probably already knows we've started dating.... Maybe we could-" She gets cut off by your lips. You kiss each other passionately.
You rub her belly feeling your way to her breasts. You massage both of her breasts.
You fondle each other until you both break the kiss and start stripping.
Once completely naked, you take note of each other, you focus on all her chunky, juicy curves.
You then skip the foreplay and go straight to the sex.
You would of let her get on top but while you loved her, it wasn't worth the hospital bills.
You thrust into her, each time supported by her moans. You grab her sides gently as you rapidly have sex, not the rough rape from your dream.
You feel yourself build up abd you don't hesitate to release your load into Pinkie's plump pony pussy.
"Ahhhh! EHHHHHH!" She screams in ecstasy as you release your sperm into her womb. You only pull your penis out of her but you don't move... You just stay like you are, in each others warm loving embrace.
