New students at Central High.

Oh my god, why did I agree to this?!

All of my current thoughts were like this, for the most part. The thing that caused this was a certain DJ who slept beside me. I was trapped between her, and Octavia, with Dash being on the other side of Octy. Of course, as it was, all these females slept in the nude. I, by mistake, was also in on this ‘nude-sleeping party’, as it were.

I had led them downstairs to my room, where they would sleep for now, and went into the shower myself. I came out, dried myself off, and looked around for the clothes I had brought in.
When I found none, I sighed. I came out of the bathroom door, threw my towel into my dirty clothes bin, and slid into bed as fast as I could. All the girls, with their somehow crazy reflexes still saw me in this state of nakedness, and promptly giggled.

A bit later, Dash joined me on the bed, followed by Octavia. For some reason though, Dash allowed her to be in the middle of me and her. This slightly bothered me, but I just kept my mouth and eyelids shut. very much so later on, Vinyl slid up beside me, to my right, instead of going on my left, and not leaving me in between three very pretty girls.

With my new predicament, I was forced to sleep on my back, as I could easily feel myself gaining an erection. This led to me trying to painfully hold it down until it went away, or just leave it be, and risk letting one of the girls see it. I glanced both ways, to find that fortunately, the girls were all sleeping. I silently celebrated, and started to drift off into sleep.

Then, while unconscious, I rolled over to my right. Vinyl gave a small yelp, while I woke up.

“Woah, Vinyl, what’s wrong?”

She rolled over and looked at me with a smug smile. “Something, Jay, just poked me. I think I even can guess what it was.”

Her words caused me to slightly blush. “I...I dunno what you’re talking about.”

She giggled, and tapped my now-returned erection. I shivered, and the lower half of my body recoiled back automatically. I frowned, but she just laughed. This caused the other two, being Dash and Octy, to stir and wake up from their slumber and dreams.

“Hey man, what’s so funny?” Dash managed to say in between her yawns. I, being the type of person I am, immediately tried to act as though nothing had happened, while again painfully holding my erection down.

“Nothing, nothing...Just go back to sleep, everything’s fine, nothing happened, wow, am I tired, I wonder what ti-” Vinyl decided at this time to promptly elbow me in the gut, cutting me off.

“Oh, nothing happened, I was just thinking of a funny memory is all.” Dash at first looked convinced, but from hanging out with me and my friends so much, deduced that we were both lying.

“C’mon, tell me already. What happened? Does it have to do with the fact that we’re all naked, in one bed? Hmm?” Alas, my embarrassment showed, proving her beliefs, and making her also laugh. Octavia, while determined not to be left out of this conversation as she was in the middle of it physically, loudly cleared her throat.

“Would somepony like to explain what’s going on? I don’t believe I understand what is so funny.”

“Oh Octy, you and your stubbornness and lack of sexual innuendo comedy makes it those types of jokes SO much funnier!” Vinyl, I can now tell, is a real jokester. I should’ve known. Also at this time I THOUGHT my ‘friend’, also known as ‘Little Jay’, was going to sleep, so I let my hands go back to their normal positions, to which Little Jay sprang up, making the blankets also go into a mountain-like position.

This brought some well-deserved laughter, and a now-understanding Octavia. She, I’m guessing, was going to say something, but immediately closed her mouth instead, and just stared wide-eyed. I now found myself in a position where I asked a simple question, excuse my language, that was ‘Why is my life such a bitch?’

After a good few minutes of being laughed at, technically, and everyone else had gone to sleep again, I fell into the clutches of sleep and let it take me to wherever, only to be woken up minutes later by a loud snoring noise. Coming from my right side, at which the DJ was sleeping, Surprisingly I was the only one to be woken up by said noise. In my mind, it sounded like a million varkids screaming as they died all at once, with a deep-pitch boost.

Miss Scratch also decided, as I tried to go back to sleep, to roll into a position where her upper body was on me, one leg dangled off the side of the bed, and the other was slung over mine. I think that it wouldn't have bothered me as much if she wasn’t snoring so much. Of course, with her sleeping in this position, this put her in a place where her crotch area was in close proximity to mine. It took all of my willpower to keep us separated, and to slide over ever so slightly, and stay in this new position until the early morning rays of sunlight breached my room and into my eyes.

This sleeping arrangement, I decided, would have to soon change. And by soon, I meant immediately.

~The Next Morning~

"But Daaaaaaaaaaash! I don't want them sleeping with us at night!"

"But Jaaaaay, it was really cool! I mean, it was the opposite! It was warm, and I felt really...Like I was more at home."

I sighed. Me and Rainbow Dash had been arguing all morning, on whether or not to change the sleeping arrangement from last night. I argued we should, Dash argued otherwise, even though she knew I'd let her get her way. Females always win arguments, gentlemen, as long as it's an argument over who will get their way. Trust me.

"Okay, okay...One more night! That's all! Just tonight, and tomorrow, they can stay in the room, but I'll get an inflatable mattress or something!"

"Yay!" Dash kissed me, and went into the living room, with me following close behind. The sight I was met with when I entered said room, amazed me.

"Yeah! Take that you noobs! I'm gonna pwn you all! I am the best, Major League Pony ever!"

I saw and heard, Vinyl Scratch, playing Call of Duty: Black Ops 2, on a brand new Xbox-360 Slim, on my TV.

"What. The. Fuck." I chuckled, as I walked over to her. I noticed she was wearing a headset, so I decided not to disturb her. Then, I thought about the deal of her getting a new Xbox, and how she even knew how to play...and where she got the money from! Then, it hit me. I left my laptop on last night, on gamestop.com as I was browsing games...I was logged in, with all my credit card info for all to see. How she worked the site to order everything is beyond me.

A few hours later, with a few games played by me and Vinyl, we became the best of friends. We owned noobs all over xbox live, laughing as they died. Eventually, I came to learn that Vinyl was a GREAT CoD player, as her rank (and KD) flew sky high. By the end of the day, we both almost prestiged, and had an average KD of about 1.36. It was bliss the whole day. What the other ponies did was a mystery, and un-important to me at the time.

Finally, our day of gaming came to a close, as the sun started to rise. We decided an all-nighter was cool enough, and went to bed at about seven am as everypony else was just getting up. This time, while sleeping, Vinyl woke me up.

"Dude. you just poked me, in the butt, with your...Manhood."

"What?! No no no no, I didn't...I would never do such a thing."

"Oh really?" vinyl smiled slyly, and pointed down to my pants, and how I was 'pitching a tent'. I blushed, apologized, and rolled over, falling asleep again. Vinyl giggled, and also went back to sleep.

I finally decided that yes, she would not be sleeping in my bed again. Ever. Like, ever again.