I decided that I’d go a bit away from the original idea I had for this story, of being just another comedic clop PoE (Ponies on Earth) story. I’ve now decided to go a tiny bit more serious, and add more story. I’ve also decided that this fic (without giving away too much) will connect with my Chronicles of Faint Darkness story. So with that said, PREPARE YOUR BRAIN’S ANUS TO BE PENETRATED BY MY WRITING WITH THE AWESOME POWERFUL THRUSTS OF MY WRITING!

“Unnnh.” This was my only response to the world as rays of sunshine beamed directly into my eyelids, causing me to slowly stir and wake up from my amazing dream of a gigantic orgy with all the females in my home.

Wait a sec, that was really my dream? Damn...I need to stop those kind of thoughts.Like, seriously. I slightly chuckled, and finally looked at my surroundings. I was still in my bed, so I figured everything was fine. That was, until my torso was slightly tugged at, and a warm body curled up closer to me. I looked down and slightly to my left, to see Vinyl Scratch hugging me in her sleep. I felt a shiver run up and down my spine. From past experiences, this meant something was not right.

I sighed, and shook my head. I seriously hoped that Rainbow wouldn’t be upset, or anything along the lines up anger. I tried to sneakily remove Vinyl’s arm from around my chest, only to be denied by her (in her sleep) hugging me tighter. I took a deep breath, wondering how in the world or why I would have done this. Nothing came up in my mind from last night, or earlier today, when we went to sleep. Eventually, the realisation hit my mind: I would not be able to get her off me without waking her up. I looked down at her again.

Damn, she just looks too damn peaceful! And...slightly adorable. And attractive. I need to stop thinking with my dick, and with my actual brain. Ah, fuck you! Little Jay, what have I told you about messing with my thoughts! I need to be rational, not horny! You little awesome bastard. Wait. Did I seriously just have a made up conversation with my dick? Oh god, please help me.

From this made up conversation, came the idea to use Plan Z, and catch some Zs by going back to sleep. I passed out nearly instantly. The comfortableness of my bed and pillow, and the comfort Vinyl somehow brought provided me with an environment that was too comfortable for me to try to stay awake. I let my eyelids close, sending me off to the land of dreams and nightmares. I awoke again, but not it was easily morning. I noticed the lack of Vinyl, or anybody else in the room. I slowly slid out of my bed, yawning all the way. I noticed, as I started to leave the room, the unnatural quietness my house possessed.

Well. This isn’t suspicious at all... I shook my head, opening my room door and beginning to walk up the stairs. My steps echoed throughout the small space of the stairway, reminding me on the unsettling silence. I started to feel slightly and mildly scared. The last step seemed to creak all too loudly when I stepped onto and over it into the living room, where I was met with a grotesque and disturbing view, that was partially...sexy. I saw my girlfriend, Rainbow Dash, bound in leather in a frame, legs and arms spread wide and she was completely naked. There was a ball gag in her mouth, so she could only make sounds and look at me in horror as I inched closer, getting more scared by the second.

Upon looking around, I saw Vinyl put into the same type of position, right next to Rainbow. Anybody could easily tell they were scared, and did not do this voluntarily. This sparked a feeling of complete rage and anger, at whoever could even do such a thing. I sprinted over to Rainbow, and pulled the ball gag out, to which she responded with a cry of thanks. I yanked Vinyl’s off as well, and started to work on their bindings.

“Jay! Run! It’s a trap!” Rainbow cried out. I took a step back, with one raised eyebrow, providing a confused look.

“What are you even-” A familiar evil laugh cut me off, coming from directly behind me. I froze, and slowly turned to face the one and only creature who could provide such a laugh.

Discord, floating in the air, smiled cruelly at me.

“Discord! You motherfucker! What the fuck are you doing here?!” I clenched my hands into tight fists. My instinct was to charge the draconequus, but I held myself. He was an all-powerful god of chaos, while I was just an enraged human male.

“I am just doing what I was made to do: Cause chaos.”

“God dammit...What could you possibly fucking want?” I said through gritted teeth, fighting all my urges to rush Discord head on.

“Hah. Well, have you ever wondered how, or why, these equestrian girls came here, transformed?”

“I...Twilight told me!” Of course, I knew he could easily trick me, or lie to me. It was in his nature.

“Ah, so what...She told you she was trying to ‘teleport’ or something, and some mishap happened? Pffft, ha ha ha! I can’t even believe you fell for that!”

“Wait...What?”

“There was no mishap! I caused it all! I messed with her magic as she casted her spell! Of course, you might ask why.” He stopped his laughter, and became very serious. “They say that love is one of the strongest forces anywhere. This means, while it can be used for good, it can cause major destruction, and more chaos, than anything else!”

I didn’t understand. “Yeah, so?”

“So, I figured that if I used the love of the ‘Bronies’ on the earth, by sending them their favorite ponies from our universe, that would in due time, cause chaos. As you can see, it has worked.” He snapped, and the TV came to life. It showed a news report, which talked about Bronies and what kind of chaos was being caused.

“...And some of them even say that they have seen some of these ponies in real life! Can you believe it? They’re on watch for anyone who doesn’t look like a normal human, claiming that those are the ponies from the show ‘My Little Pony’. It’s...outrageous! Now, Bronies all over the world are beginning to do the same thing! They hack into security cameras to search for these ‘Humanized Ponies’, causing the police force to not be able to do their jobs correctly. One major problem, was there was this one hacker who somehow managed to post about the ‘humanized ponies’ all over the web, into certain places such as the presidents personal computer...” Discord snapped again, and the tv went dead again.

I just stood there, unsure of what to do next. “You see, human? I have thrown practically this whole WORLD into chaos! I now rule Equestria as well, because of my clever plan to put Celestia into a mental institute, and make her believe she was a human!” I saw a flicker of sadness cross his face when he stated this, but it didn’t last very long. When it was gone, he scowled again and laughed his evil laugh. I took in a deep breath, and sighed.

“You.”

Discord quizzically raised one eyebrow. “Me?”

“Yeah, you. who the FUCK else would I be talking about you retarded fuck? You are a fucking asshole. you need to go crawl in a ditch and die as you are anally raped by diamond dogs and SET ON FIRE. You need to just kill yourself! No one fucking likes you, you goddamn prick!” I could feel the shaking start in my hands. Whenever I’m overly pissed off, I begin to shake. It’s only happened twice before. I looked up from my fists, and glared at Discord, who was wide-eyed and surprised.

“Whoa whoa whoa, calm down there, there’s no need to use that kind of-”

“SHUT, THE FUCK, UP!” I was practically screaming. Both of my arms were completely shaking now. It was spreading across my entire body. It was a violent type of vibration, causing me to very much so look like a human vibration machine. Meanwhile, Discord began to look nervous. (Palms are sweaty, knees weak; arms are heavy, there’s vomit on his sweater already; mom’s spaghetti.) His calm demeanor dissipated, and morphed into a look of horror.

“I am sick and tired, of your bullshit. In the show, you do random fucking crap, that doesn’t even make sense. Yeah, sure, it causes chaos, but what in the fuck does that achieve? And yeah, it makes more episodes for the show, but keep it like that!” As I spoke, Discord slowly became more mad, but even still, scared. I walked as I spoke, shaking all the while. “I might be just a normal person Discord, ut let me tell you this. I am NOT scared of you. I’m more scared of having to go on a vegetarian diet, than I am of you! You’re just a week, cowardly thing that needs to stay where you belong: In that cartoon show!”

Discord began to laugh, his usual evil maniacal laugh, until he was cut off by my fist in his face.

“Listen, buddy, but I’m fucking tired at the moment, and you’re crazy, mkay? Now, I’m gonna have t’ask yew t’leave, mkay? If you did, that’d be nice. Real nice.” Discord frowned, perplexed.

“Let me ask you something. Are you really that dull? I am the LORD of CHAOS, and you just punched me, the LORD of CHAOS in the face! Do you want to die that badly?”

“Um, since you’re asking, no mr. ‘Lord of Chaos’, I would NOT like to die. I would like you, as I’ve said before to leave. Get. Go. Now. Get outta my life bro. Seriously. Just go. Nobody loves you. You’re father said you were an accident. Your mother hated you. Now leave.”

Discord laughed his annoying (but evil) laugh, and snapped his fingers. My view was suddenly upside down, and I was hanging from the ceiling by a rope. Looking down, I saw Discord shaking his head.

“I’m so... ‘sorry’ about this. I wished that this could have been a peaceful invasion, but sadly, it will not be. Now, I have some things to take care of. Ta-ta, for now!” He disappeared, leaving me hanging (no...just...no, Author. That was a-...just...no.) with Vinyl and Dash below, struggling to free themselves while Dash shouted my name, apparently not able to see me.

Finally realizing the reality and danger of this situation, I said the only two words on my mind.

“Well. Fuck.”

Author's Note

Please, don't ask why. If you like it, you like. It you don't you don't.
Nah, I'm just kidding.
For this chapter, I have no idea what the hell I was doing. I was just writing. So. Yeah.

I await your hate/love/criticism comments.
~F.A.D.