When a habitually awesome pony fights off a group of terrorists changelings, he realizes that Equestria will have to take drastic measures to maintain security. Can he whip the Equine country into shape, or will liberal ponies get in his way? President George W. Bush authors the story of Lone Star, a pony who just can't help but be loved by all... Except Governor Clinton Clopton.

Author's note: This fic is very silly, and comes complete with intentional misspellings and intentionally bad writing. Do not take it seriously.