Hey, Rob!

As you know, I robbed the bank again today. I only stole 500 dollars today... man, I need to step up my game!

Well, when I got home, I found six, miniature, technicolor horses standing in my room, glaring at me. They then tried to give me a guilt trip about how stealing is wrong.

So, yeah. That's how my day went. Don't say I'm lying or hallucinating, otherwise I will steal that coffee mug you have that I've always wanted.

Thanks!

-David