Love vs. Madness

It was about noon in Ponyville when a light gray unicorn walks into town. He is medium height but built much like Bic Macintosh. His mane is dark red, but the tips are black like his hooves, his horn is long but it is bent slightly upward. His cutie mark is that of a scientist, three test tube, each filled with a liquid. All he carries with him is his saddlebag, from within to bag we hear a clinking of glass. He continues walking into town, now passing Sugarcube Corner. As he passes he catches the eyes of a pink mare with cotton candy like mane and tail. At the sight of the unknown colt she hopes up and down with excitement, she quickly hops towards the new pony. As the unicorn walks he doesn't see the pink pony hop next to him and begin to speak,

"Hey, you seem new. and i would now because i know every pony in Ponyville!" this startled the unicorn, he steps back and examines to hopping pink mare.

"Well, you seem quiet exited about seeing me," The unicorn said in a intellectual tone, as he was from Canterlot and all, "You don't even know who i am, speaking of which who are you?"

"My name is Pinkamena Diane Pie, but all my friends call me Pinkie Pie," Says Pinkie with a smile," So you can call me Pinkie cause we are friends!"

"Quite the contrary we are not friends," the Unicorn said while walking away," Well not yet at least, i must head to the mayors office i need a house here in Ponyville."

"Oki Doki Loki," Pinkie Exclaimed as she walked back to the Sugarcube Corner thinking on the party she needs to throw for the mystery colt, "Wait, i don't even know his name!" Pinkie Quickly turns an runs after the unicorn. The unicorn walks to the town hall only to find Pinkie Pie waiting form him.

"I guess you very persistent," said the unicorn.

"I forgot to ask you your name," Pinkie Pie said while hopping towards him. He held out his hoof to keep Pinkie leg length away.

"Fine, Fine, My name is Scientific Method, i was a scientist in Canterlot, but the noise didn't help my work so i had to leave. That's why I'm here in Ponyville, but even here is not that quite," Scientific Method said while eying Pinkie," Why do you want to know anyway?"

"Its because i need a name to put on the invitations, nopony is gonna go to a pony with no name's party," Pinkie explained.

"A party, but why," Scientific Method said with a huff," You barely know me!"

"Oh silly, i throw every new pony a party here in Ponyville," Pinkie exclaimed, " Heck my middle name is Party!"

"I thought it was Diana," Scientific Method asked.

"Well that two," Pinkie said with a chuckle which then turned into a roaring laugh. During this Scientific Method slowly walked around into the mayors office.

"I would like to see the mayor," says Scientific to the desk clerk.

"Right this way sir," the Desk Clerk replies while guiding the colt to the mayors office. The mare knocks on the door to the mayor office.

"What is it, I'm busy," yells Mayor Mare, the clerk creaks the door open a bit.

"There is a colt here to see you," Says the clerk.

"Well let him in," Mayor Mare yells again. The clerk open the door the rest of the way. she move out of the way to let Scientific in, Then the clerk closes the door.

"Hello miss, I'm here for a deed to a house here in ponyville," the colt states clearly and frankly.

"I like you colt, very straight forward, but i can't help you," Mayor Mare tells Scientific Method.

"I have money, name your price," Scientific tells the mare, "Any price!" It took several hours and a very large sum of bits to get the mayor to allow him to buy a home. Scientific took the deed and put it in his saddlebag and walked out of the office, it was now dark in Ponyville. Scientific used his magic to light up his way to his new home. He was very tired from negotiating with the mayor and his meeting with Pinkie Pie, he got to the door of his home and unlocked the door with his magic and walked in. He barely got three feet in when all the lights flash on and six ponies plus a dragon yell 'SURPRISE!', with all the stimulation and his long day, Scientific Method fainted all the ponies gasped, but Pinkie just laughs.