Gods of a Different Kind

Tricks are for you...

       It took a while for everyone to forgive me for... whatever I did. Although I'm sure me being Equestria's greatest chance at not being enslaved by a power hungry god of death helped a lot. Although everyone who was at the party, which was everyone, looked at me like I was about to go kill everything for kicks and giggles. Although the mail mare was easily bribed to forgive me with a muffin, if only everything were so easy. Heh, I bet if the kids get kidnapped or if an enormous fire breathing monster comes into town I'll be forgiven after I kick its ass. Yup, all it would take is for me to save the town from certain destruction. Good thing I didn't have to wait long...

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        "Behold, for I am the great and powerful Trixie" the blue pony with a wizard hat on said. It might be judgmental but I can't help but absolutely despise this pony and they have only said a single sentence.

        "Come one, come all, look upon the powerful Trixie as she preforms unheard of acts of magic"

        I heard many whispers in the crowd, something about 'she's back again' I guess this isn't the first time she has come here. And from the way the crowd is talking, they don't like her much either.

        "Trixie has returned to reenact vengeance upon the one that had cheated her before. For who could beat the all mighty Trixie in a fair fight?"

        I sighed deeply. Now I have a crazy pony who wants to enact "vengeance" upon the one that had beaten her.

        "Who is it that whopped you senseless last time? And where can I get them for they need to do it again." OH SNAP.

        The one called Trixie showed evident disgust on her face "Ugh what is this monstrosity, take it away from me. I will not have by presence soiled by such a beast."

        "Quam audet te contumeliam me! Tu nosti de deo? In unum forte Equestria habet ad salutem?"

        'How dare you insult me! Do you know you are speaking to a god? The one chance Equestria has for survival?'

         The ponys around me seemed to realize how angry I was, as I had a tendency to revert to Latin when I got mad enough to rip someone in half.

        "Ugh, it even speaks like a nothing more then a degenerate savage"

        "I can release more power with a flick of a wrist then you can if you trained a thousand years..."

        "Bah, a foolhardy notion. No one is better then the great and powerful Trixie"

        I was not going to stand for this... I was going to embarrass her in a battle of magic in front of the entirety of ponyville.

        "How about you follow up on that claim? I challenge you to a battle of magic, may the superior win"

        "Ha, we already know who is superior. But I will entertain you savage and your ignorant ways. Let us commence!"

        I quickly walked onto stage, even the townsfolk did not know what I was capable of,

        "after you."

        "No, after you. Trixie always saves the best for last."

        So be it... I made sure to get a turquoise from Rarity on my way up.

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        I picked up some dirt from the surroundings, Trixie was unimpressed, she feigned a yawn as she waved me to go on. Ha, I hadn't even shown the elements this trick.

        I crushed the dirt in my hand, forcing what would take thousands of years to happen within seconds. In my hand a  diamond, of the highest quality sparkled with the beauty only the earth can provide. But I wasn't done, I then did the process in turning a turquoise into a stereo. The Sound of Music quickly surrounded everyone in the crowd. It was partly me insulting Trixie and... who am I kidding it was purely to insult Trixie. My hands clapped along with the music, creating a small earth quake within the reaches of the wagon.

        After thinking the crowd had enough I crushed the diamond in my hand, the music abruptly changed to a more depressing slow tune.

        The now crushed diamond began taking the form of a pair of shiny humans. The supposed male appeared to be asking the women for a dance, she obliged him as they danced across the crowd, the sparkling gems of the dancers playing across the eyes of the viewers. I saw tears come to the eyes of some of the ponys, as they were taken by the beauty of the moment.

        But it had to end at some point, it came with regret even for myself as the dancing shapes were carried away by the wind at the end of the music.

        I gave Trixie one satisfied look.

        "Looks like I won"