Aye Carrumba! Here you were, just jacking off to your MegaManXXX porn, when this fucking portal just opened up in your semen-and-food-stained carpet and swallowed you whole. Next thing you know, you're standing in Equestria naked with a bunch of ponies staring at you. Actually you freak out a lot about the nakedness; you're not used to other creatures' eyes gazing upon your (probably) white overweight (mostly) straight middle class young adult body. However, luckily for you, ponies are used to going naked, so the fact that the portal ate up all your clothes doesn't even matter! Furthermore, it's springtime, which means the mares are in estrus! That means the unicorns aren't the only horny ones. If you know what I mean. Which you totally do. You horse fucker.

"Oh hey," says Twilight Sparkle, the defacto leader of the herd. she concentrates really hard, clenching her eyes and the anal sphincter surrounded by her taut, sculpted butt, and her horn gets all glowly and sparky. And with a "poof!" sound effect, her 5 friends materialize next to her thanks to the power of magic.

After giving them a moment to reorient themselves (Flutters, poor dear, had a carrot stuck in her vagina on account of being in the middle of masturbating furiously when Twilight so rudely teleported her.), Twilight drops her voice to a sulky satin and says, "Oh girls, why don't we give this man the Ponyville Welcome, and their pupils dialate and their vaginas moisten and their breathing quickens and their teats harden and a few other physiological things happen which show they are very very ready for hot sex with a human. Mostly though, it's that they have a look in their eyes of thirstiness thirstier than Pearl was thirsty for Rose in ~~Adventure Time~~ Steven Universe.

"So, Mr. Human," Dash asks brashly, "Who do you want to fuck first?"

What a conundrum!

Oh hell, why not Fluttershy. If she's good enough for Knighty, she's good enough for you!

Author's Note

Who's it gonna be, buddy?

While this is definitely not a Chose-Your-Own-Adventure Story, you can jump around if you like.

*To Fuck Rarity, Click Here!

*To Fuck Fluttershy, Click Here!

*To Fuck Pinkie Pie, Click Here!

*To Fuck Applejack, Click Here! (Cumming Soon!)

*To Fuck Twilight Sparkle, Click Here! (Cumming Soon!)

*To Come Inside Rainbow Dash, Click Here! (cumming Soon!)