Welcome to Ponyville! Book 1

Hi! My name is Richie Moch, or… it was. I am actually, according to my new friends, Short Circuit. Just my luck! I walk into the statue in the Canterlot High schoolyard, and I wind up in a magical pony world called “Equestria.” I guess I shouldn’t complain… they are very nice to me. Here, let’s talk about how I got here.

I was simply chatting with my five friends, when BAM!  I walk into the statue. My friends told me about this magical place called Equestria where Twilight Sparkle originated. I know I’m pretty gullible (Seriously, ask Applejack.), but I know that tale is full of phooey! That’s what I thought, at least. Man, I have GOT TO get used to this place, ugh. This is the conversation I had RIGHT before I walked into the portal.

“Tell me all you want, Applejack, but I’m not buying it.” I said,

“Oh c’mon now, you know I ain’t lyin’, right?” Applejack asked,

“I’ll believe it when I see it.” I replied,

“But it happened!! We all got PONY EARS and Fluttershy and Rainbow Dash got WINGS and OH MY GOODNESS I’M EXCITED JUST BY SAYING IT!!” Pinkie yelled,

“Yeah… Pinkie, you’re not helping. Give up, girls, he’s not believing it.” Rainbow Dash said,

“Oh… uh, it happened… I swear!” Fluttershy weakly stated.

“I want proOOOOOOF!” I walked straight into the portal. Oh boy…

“There is your proof.” AJ stated,

“You’re not helping!” I looked at myself. “What… am I?”