Hitler Invades FoE

CHAPTER THE THIRD: ZOMBPOCOLYPSE. BUT WITH NAZIS ‘N CARIBOU

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What the fuck? It just stopped in the middle of a word!

Uh... sure, I’ll keep going. When I figure out what the hell happened up there. All I know is that I don’t want to read it.

You wanted something else? A new story? Well why didn’t you say so?

Alright. So this guy Hitler showed up in Equestria, yadeyadeya, Caribou, Zombies, dead babies.

The Zombies were coming in on all sides. The surviving Caribou were locked in a cage and left to die.

Hitler had rallied the last of the ponies in the town hall; a few Apple Family members, Mr Cake and the Cake twins, Derpy (who was a zombie, but nobody noticed), Bulk Biceps, some of Celestia’s guards, and that one pony that nobody ever remembered.

All of the fun from earlier was forgotten (And thank God for that). The Mane 6 had been devoured when Celestia gave the order to activate the Elements of Harmony. Only Spike survived, and he said “Fuck you guys. I’m going home.”

“Hey, maybe it won’t be so bad to be a zombie” joked the forgotten background pony

Derpy said “BRAAAAINSSS!”

Everyone laughed and said “Oh Derpy, you so funny”. Except Hitler, because he was all super serious and stuff.

They had barricaded the bottom floor, and then closed up the building as they went to the roof. Locked doors totally stop Zombies! Also, they put in a fire trap somewhere. Not important.

One of the larger Dragons had been drafted into the efforts to escape the Zombie menace. He would drop in, pick up any survivors, then burn the surrounding area to a crisp. Then he’d bring them to one of the mountain top Refugee Centers.

But this time something changed. Some random hillbilly took some potshots at the dragon. The shots hit him in the wings, puncturing them. He crashed right at the edge of Ponyville.

I’m going to tell you about how these survivors survived this Zombie menace - Go away, I’m writing something genius - uhhhhh

Alright. Please. Okay. Got it.

Derpy had just been doing her Mailmare duties when Hitler popped into Equestria. She didn’t care, there was work to do! Her children needed to eat, she couldn’t stop working and risk her pay being docked! They were getting on by the seat of her pants as it was. (Yeah, this Derpy wears pants)

And so, she diligently continued her duties until the Zombies showed up. They were shambling and eating brains e’rywhere! She looked around for one of those black and silver tall-things that had showed up, they had sticks that you could point and kill instantly with.

Hitler’s soldiers had put up a valiant effort in fighting the zombies, but as is the usual in zombie fighting games, they all died after about 15 waves of Zombies. Their guns and equipment were scattered everywhere. Quite a lot in this peculiar box building with boarded-up windows. Derpy ran across that place in her search for weapons. She too was trapped, and fought many thousands of zombies, but she got eaten anyways.

She joined the ranks of the Zombie horde until she was found by the survivors.

The background pony had actually fought the Zombie numerous times. All of which were cool and could have been movies on their own. But you won’t hear about them, cause she’s a background pony.

THEN HITLER ATE EVERYONE BECAUSE SHE WAS THE FIRST FUCKING ZOMBIE.