Hitler Invades FoE

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CHAPTER TWO HITLER HORSE PORN!

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(apologies about how wtf inducing this is, Butterkeet just started writing clop for no reason, we will shoot her) (shut up. I’m just way too hardcore for you N00b!) (YOU WANT SUM? DO YA?)

Hitler screamed and suddenly dropped the tiny little pink Teacup he was holding.TT “POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP"

Hitler suddenly fell to the ground twitching. He was in such pain. Why? Why? Why did his hands look so much bigger? His fingers all stubby and...pink. Those fingers disappeared right before his eyes. He started for a moment and lept to his hooves good god… the Natzi leader thought to himself I haz become… a FUCKING HORSE CREATURE?!?!?

He stumbled, his new stumpy pink legs unfamiliar to him. A lock of purple mane rushed against his full and rosy natzi cheeks. He was…… He was……… BEAUTIFUL! I mirror suddenly appeared nearby with a somewhat ominous but also still hilarious honking noise.

Adolf admired his new form, taking in the surprisingly elegant but short pink legs that led up to his deliciously rotund torso honhonhon. His mane was a straight and beautifully silky affair of the most lovely indigo color. His eyes were perfectly round and entirely black, with a number of thick and suspiciously long eyelashes that looked more like adorable spiders than anything even resembling eyes.

He had a ridiculously meaty and beautiful flank and under it… he craned his head to see what would inevitably be the most fabulously massive cock on the planet. What he was instead was disturbing. He saw… nothing. Nothing at all. He, in a panic, began feverishly rubbing the dull spot where his member should be. Even if it had no balls he still needed his dick! For some reason this friction was rather pleasant. He closed his eyes in pleasure or a few seconds, not even noticing that he had rolled over onto his back to allow himself better access. In a moment he opened his eyes curiously to inspect the clear goo coating his hoof.

Uncertainly he peeked past the appendage to find something even more horrifying than the nothing he saw last time he looked down there. He saw the light pink colour of his fur darken around the area where his dick should have been, being stained by the liquid thoroughly coating the area. The worse part was the clearly visible line of darker reddish pink that had become visible through the soft fur.

His, no her  jaw dropped in shock as Hitler stared at her newly acquired vagina. He craned his neck a bit to see the base of his tail being covered in the same colourless goo as the rest of his hindquarters. A fairly sizable puddle had formed around his plushly rotund ass, all leaking out of his vagina, twitching with desire.

“purrrrr~ Like your new body?” A magenta muzzle nose toward hitler's new slit, delicately flicking her tongue over its surface. (Wat)

“I love sex magic!~” She crooned in her cultured-sounding voice. Hitler let out an uncontrollably girlish squeal when the sexy pone rubbed his new clit with her weirdly long (but intriguingly soft) tongue. She walked forward and sat down on top of the drastically smaller filly’s chest, bending down to nibble her ear.

She whispered in a sultry tone “this new body of yours is very, very young” she ran her velvety tongue along the tiny pink face below her “practically a baby...and-”

Hitler squirmed desperately under her but it was no use. “a virgin” She cooed. A silvery hoof beckoned the caribou over

“boys!~ time to do your jobs!” One of the caribou walked over and smiled down at the two mares beneath his behemoth cock. Hitler shivered with both terror and arousal. He probably could have taken a monster cock like that as a human, but this new little bitty filly body? she desperately squirmed more. It was almost as big as her arm!

and now that the thing was up close…. her new pussy leaked an especially large glob of fluid into her steadily growing puddle. She noted that it was barely even at a half chub. She struggled but it was no use. The massive Caribou knelt down over the tiny filly, with a fiery red unicorn perched atop her chest. His massive head just barely bumped up against her tiny filly vaginal lips, sending shock waves through her whole entire form.

“K-KYAAAAAA!~” filly Hilter screamed “i-its t-t-too big!” She only got an indecipherable look before he pushed a little harder, just barely spreading her lips. “CARIBOU-SENPAI!!!”

Rarity went to work nibbling up and down Adolf’s little pink ears, eliciting various pitiful squeaking sounds from the little creature. Hitler’s pussy was unbelievably tight, the caribou could barely even slip his head in. He kept going though, steadily puuuuushing harder and harder. At some point his head was fully in and the small filly was making an oddly steady whine of a sound. huh… The caribou ignored it. He had an idea though, one that would make things a whole lot more enjoyable. Rarity’s mouth has attached itself to Adolf’s and she her hooves were rubbing the soft newborn fur on his chest. She felt Hitler desperately scream into her mouth as the caribou pulled back for a second before suYddenly plunging back in as far as he could go

"good lord, I dont think I can take much more…" Hitler felt like he was being torn in half by the monstrous pulsating cock inside him. Everything was so plush and cartoony this whole scene probably looked adorable from the outside, but that didn’t comfort Hitler. That Caribou thrusted like there was no tomorrow, splashing blood and filly cum everywhere. Hilter’s vagina had been all but ripped in two by the relentless fucking of sir Caribou. At some point and second caribou had started eating out the light blue unicorn who was still making out with her little filly-Hitler. The almighty snoop doge appeared,

"nigga what the fuck is this shit yo, 420 blaze it fgts," saying no more, snoop doggy doge left to smoke some dank memes.

Then he got kamikaze jet'd by Jihad John. It was too much… poor filly Hitler. With the force of one thousand sexually frustrated whales Sir Caribou came. Never before had there been such a tidal wave of cum. I washed through the tiny virgin filly’s body, filling her up. her ovaries, her stomach, her kidneys, all of hit came awash with cum.

At that very moment Jihad john was beside himself with jealousy. He could never take such a magnificent cock. In the throes of a rage he charged the tiny creature and made to behead her. Poor Jihad John. Poor Jihad John. He struck at exactly the wrong moment, releasing the torrential flood of cum with spurted through the filly’s newest hole. The force dying to be released from the mighty caribou cock blasted her Hitler head clean off her Hitler shoulders, sending it sailing through the air and into the distance. Sir Caribou groaned contentedly as the river of cum subsided into simply a steady stream of massive globs of sticky white fluid that flowed out of the neck stump that once supported such an ambitious head.

Jihad John had lost both of his arms in the explosion and was currently dashing about the area like a chicken whose head had been chopped off, which was ridiculous of course because he still had his head.

Adolf filly Hitler on the other hoof was a completely different story altogether. Her little pink neck stump, so clean and new just a moment ago, was now utterly drenched in cum (as was most of the surrounding landscape) and stained in a massive splat of blood. in fact, between the gushing river of blood leaving her poor little body and the flood of cum she was bathing in she hardly looked pink at all anymore. There were long ropes of muscle and sinew pulled out in front of the body, pointing in the direction her little chubby cheeked Nazi head had flown. A long and messy trail of blood stood to emphasize that point

MEANWHILE IN PONYVILLE

“AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!” Twilight screamed at the baby head that had fallen out of the sky and impaled itself on her horn.

"you gonna eat that?"asked spike the faggot.

BACH TO SOME FUCKING WHERE IN THE EVERFREE I GUESS

Dominatrix multi-coloured Rarity was no where to be seen, probably washed away in the flood, and Jihad Johnny boy had stopped bleeding and was now screaming racial slurs at a tree while firing grenade launchers that were firing grenades out of his nipples…. What a weirdo.

The first caribou has lying in a puddle of his own cooling semen looking satisfied and panting heavily. The second was sitting off to the side gazing longingly at the first and absentmindedly stroking himself.

in the center of it all sat the mangled and abused body of one Adolf Hitler, organs, gore, and other viscera were scattered across the ground around her and there was a ridiculous amount of blood staining her coat and the surrounding area.

Suddenly something shifted in the scene. It was as if something of actual relevance was happening but that was impossible! not in this fic! I great swell filled the air as suddenly the melancholy squealing of violins filled the air. thats right, not violence, but actual violins. It was swiftly joined by a mysterious and detached sounding piano piece that joined in the audible dance that wove it’s way through the cum filled wasteland.

In a moment of lull a cello bellowed in, picking up the slack in the musical cords that filled the air. Suddenly everything tasted up cherries for some reason. It was… it was the feeling of not dying a horrible cumpdeath and being able to one day fuck again! her legs broken in multiple spots and having been drained of all energy by the best fuck of her life, A barely recognisable whitish pink hoof shakily tries to find purchase on the semen coated ground. It was soon joined by another as the tiny quivering form that should not be dared to try and cling to life. The violin accompaniment really made this scene work. Sucks for you are just silently reading it, you dork. Anyway back to the story. Hitler’s tiny and frail body is delicately lifted up by a mysterious force, assisting the wobbling filly legs. Soon she is lifted entirely off the ground. A sudden swift wind whisks the little nazi girl away as the beautiful music fades away and the air is filled with silence once more. Because fuck you the sexy ass music fucked off to fuck your mum, faggot.

MEANWHILE IN PONYVILLE

All eyes were turned to the sky as the baby head lifted off of Twilight’s horn and disappeared into the clouds, just as suddenly and mysteriously as it arrived.

“a-aww I had wanted to eat it…. it looked so good” Whined Spike the feg. He stood a ways away from the group so as not to disturb the master race with the atrocious sound of him slowly dying from starvation.

“Shut the buck up, Faggotron” said Twilight out of the side of her mouth, not even looking away from the vanishing speck in the sky for a millisecond.

And then spike the faggot died because he was an anorexic walnut.