Chapter 1
Chicago 1999

It had been a long miserable day in the small town though it had no form of it on the people around who smiled enjoying what pleasures and joyness that could bring over. It had been miserable as it had always been for one man, A rather simple shoe-salesman, by the name- by the name of Al Bundy.

It was the average norm, he would wake up with his red haired demon he called a wife from a night of her nagging and demanding sex. The sounds of his Son who resided in the basement doing what god doesn't even want to know why. Than the sound of His little girl, Kelly his small baby, who had almost gotten married the other day to a tot. A Tot! He muttererd more but the fact is he wouldn't have allowed it after finding out he had been fooling around with other woman.

Though He wished somewhat he would have had one child out of the house at this time he wasn't getting any younger. Driving though his old beat up Dodge hearing the people around snickering and making fun of them sure let them do that. He would get back at them later. The shoesalesmen looked over seeing how nice the sun shined around everywhere, that was untill he looked seeing his home.

Over his house it was wasy to see the cloud of misery motioning over, they had never left after the children where born. He would never be rid of them. While he sighed more, and looked around. It looked like something would arive for the matters, He hadn't seen the local Chicken/ Feminist Marcy darcy. Laughing some, he knew of the chicken joke for the day when he ran into her. He would move getting out of the car, and motioned heading into the house.

As per tradition. the moment he moved into the house he closed it behind and closed the door and muttered;

"A fat woman, walking into the shoestore Today- A godzilla in size- So huge she is protected by green peace, asked for something in a size four for confort. So I said 'Try Wyoming.' "

He turned over looking to see that Peg his wife for what he could only describe of 10,000 years. ( In reality only 27 but it felt like it) Looked over to see that she was still in the bon-bon coma, while the shirling sounds of Opra be played on repeat.

"Good to see somethings never change."

Turning the show over to something else maybe a good western. Maybe Hondo, Oh he hoped Hondo was on. Though like all thing in Al Life, it wasn't so. The moment it changed, There was suddednly a man voice saying.

"It is now time for the wonderful world of My little pony."

"Oh great." Al muttered changing the channle.

"Again My little pony on Fox."

"Really i wonder what's next." Al sighed Soon flipping over the channles over and over hearing.

"My little pony, My little pony... My little horsie. My little Biguns... Right after four hours of my little pony!!!"

"I swear Im Heading to bed nothing ever good on good night Peg Also No Sex..!" He shut the television, and headed up the stares. The moment Al was up in bed Peg would arise, turning the television over again, it had been the same channle but right that at that time, there was a new show singing;

"Who that ridding in the sun. Who the man with the itchy gun!"

"Maybe next time Al maybe next time." She smirked motioning over at the time, and took a bite out of the chocolet candy.

Al motioned looking over at the mirror some.

"I swear I should just run off go to a land where there is no women only girls. I should never worry about the horrors of children and marriage... Nah." He muttered knowing even if he could get away with it he wouldn't the cruely god, or gods wouldn't make it so easy.

"Well lets see what fresh hell we get tomorrow. It can't be worse than today."

He sighed some and got into the Bed not knowing the set of events that would soon happen towards him. Grunting some, and motioning forwards for the seconds, wile he dreamed of beautiful girls, with big breasts, and desiring him, while in the small corner, the hear of a red headed woman was hanged on a plack, while he chuckled and smiled.

Grunting more, as he turned and moved with a woman laying by him her legs pushed in his back making him look uncomfurble, while he grunting more, holding back some, he would slowly begin glowing for no reason, vanishing from sight at the time going off to a land unknown to him.

"Gruuu 2 hooter, 4 hooters." He grunted more, as he suddenly was being shaked harder.

"Peg I don't want to fool around come on I had a long day."

"I'm not Peg Im pinkie." Suddenly his eyes opened looking over as he came face to face with what looked like a pink horse.

"Ahhhh." he screamed instantly moving back trying to get away he was sure it had been a nightmare for the seconds moving back for the second.

"Its a talking horse holy moly." Looking down for the seconds he realised he was in his normal daly atire..

The pink horse stared at him more before saying,

"I'm not a horse im a pony and my names Pinkie Pie nice to meet you are you hungry."

Al eyes shot up like dinner plates muttering.

"Y-yes, please pretty pony Al will love you so much if you do." As his stomach growled hard and loud like aways but with praise and happiness."

"Well come on we have a party, to get ready, and food we can meet all my friends." She jumped up and started humming a happy tune. Al followed knowing he would get to eat for the first time in 25 years.

Author's Note

Well here this is tell me what you think I know it not perfect but i do apologice