Chapter 2

They would soon begin walking Al and the pony named Pinkie;

“So when we get there what kind of food will there be if we can ask.” Looking down at his stomach for the moment as he listened to his stomach, while it growled louder.

“Oh yes there is so much wonderful and tasty treats, from small donuts to cakes and extra cheese pizza!” She smiled hopping more this only caused his stomach to growl more causing pinkie to turn looking over some,

“Boy your stomach growl I’ve never heard something like that beside when spike hasn’t eaten for a few day, when was the last time you ate?” She looked back at him for the few seconds while Al would only mutter.

“Well from the feeling of plank in my teeth, and the doctor saying my stomach is the size of a quarter and the last thing I had eaten was my wedding cake. So maybe 25 years. Give or take a few thousand.”

Looking back for the moment saying,

“Wait that’s impossible you’re not an alicorn, they are the only one who can live forever, unless your like Discord can you do anything neat.”

“Oh boy yes I can in fact back in my day I was a great and mighty athlete scored four touchdown in a single game.” He smiled for the moment stopping to make his own iconic pose changing into a high men form.

“Interesting you could talk to Rainbow dash, she could tell you all about her times racing, She the fastest flier in all of equestria, as she says.”
“Yeah, yeah But lets get going I want to eat.” He suddenly began running more, breathing heavy for the seconds, as Pinkie chased him;

“Wait up were almost to ponyVille.” For that moment he heard that he stopped looking over at The pink horse.

“What’s the name of this place?”

“It’s ponyville, the funniest, happiest place in the world. Where are you from?” Looking over some as he muttered something before looking up;

“The food has to be amazing, so what’s your plan big guy.” He muttered some pinkie looking over confused,

“Where almost in town look there sugar cube corners.”

He looked over for the moment seeing where the pink one had pointed out at this moment the second he saw the place realizing it was a giant gingerbread house in sight, when he looked over it he screamed.

“Whoa momma!” Running right at it knocking over two ponies walking side by side, one of them being a light green ponies with a harp on her rear, the other a yellowish one with candies on hers. The mint green looked back before muttering.

“Bon-Bon look I think that was a human a Human!!” Looking over for the moment. Giving a simple smile of giddy excitement.

“Lyra, You and your human fetish It’s just your imagination, now come on honey we need to go shoe shopping they have a new pair, I must have.” She smiled some only to cause Lyra to move her head down.

“Yes honey.” Looking down as they walked over though she knew at this moment she would be walking over to find that human she must find hug and maybe get some of his Dna to get her own little human. They walked off to getting the accursed set of shoes.

Returning to Al for the moment, he got near the large house, he jumped over at one of the corners, when he did that he took a big bite only to come close to nothing but hard brick.

“ahhh son of a woman from wanker county, Who let this gingerbread house hard as rocks.” Looking over some he stilled tried to go over and nibble and taste the house still to no avail.

Pinkie looked over than and muttered,

“No silly you can’t eat that it’s a house, its made of brick it just looks like it to give that taste look over the foods inside.” Nodding some all looking disappointed, and motioned into the place.

There as they walked in he stared over for the moment wondering more seeing ponies moving around for the seconds, as they walked forwards Al had been giving looks by this second though what was new on the matter but the oddness of it seemed like there was no discuss, right there he walked to a table, when he did this he looked over and soon sat down, on there pinkie moved saying;

“What would you like there Al.” Pinkie muttered.

“Everything everything you have though I don’t have money on me.” He proved this at this second pulling out his pocket showing he had nothing at all. Suddenly an unknown laughing came out from no where no one knew where it came but Pinkie looked over in the distance to the unknown giving a small grin out.

“It’s ok, it’s on me just relax here.”

She jumped up running in the back as he sat there wondering more. When food came so much food nothing near never ending, right when it was placed down at the sight, when he saw this he jumped at it.

No as he began eating everyone in sugar cube corner watched as the human was eating all that laid before him going at it like that of a beast in the ever free forest sight of horror and nightmare as they began having a shocked expression, even pinkie looked with her eyes bulging out like nothing she had ever seen before. But as fast as they appeared the food even the plate vanished while he leaned back, licking his finger moaning with happiness.

“Wow That feels good I really need to eat more, But only if I can get my dragon of a wife to get off her big lazy butt to do anything and not eat bon-bon’s.”

It was for a moment some looked in shocked since really the only form of Bon-Bon they had known about was the simple pony and her mint friend who pretended to be just friend though it was more obvious that they were way more than that.

“So Whats next on the list you wanted to show me these friend or something and a party.”

“Oh Yes I apologies come on let’s get going.” Pinkie breaking out of her daze soon motioned over some as they headed out, when Al Passed the male owner of the place he looked seeing the dead, eyes on him the eyes of a married man, before muttering;

“We will talk latter my brother, in Married arms.” Before handing him a set of many shirts he held on that read out simply NO’ MA’AM.

Than they walked off for the timer heading off to the part unknown at least for al bundy that was.

Author's Note

Well heres another chapter tell what you think and thank you all the new fans i have you know how to make a guy feel welcome here with his odd first tale