“So where off to next Pinkie.” Al muttered looking over at the bouncing pony for the moment as they turned on wards making a quick left. There had been one thing that he had noticed out of all that had been here that seemed weirder to him than even the ideal spectrum that a world of talking horses seemed to rule here.
“Pinkie I got to ask, where are all the men here I’ve only seen one beside me maybe two.” Thinking back to the old Moe, from earlier at the corning, he had given a No ‘Ma’am shirt to (thought’s that don’t understand the name of No ‘Ma’am it stands for National organization of men against Amazonian master hood.)
“There’s not that many in equestrian the ration of Female is 2/10 At least what Twilight says.”
Al looked down over at her before muttering;
“An there’s another thing what is with these names Pinkie pie, Rainbow Dash, Twilight What am I in some kind of Stupid little girls story, or Cartoon.” Looking down some as Pinkie still remaining her innocent smile muttered; “Actually you’re in a Fimfiction but don’t tell anyone.” Giving him a small nudge in his shoulder giving a small laugh like it had been some kind of inside joke.
“Uh yeah sure I guess. Wait what the heck Is Fimfiction?” Which Pinkie would calmly explain.

“Friendship is magic fiction duh.” Al looked over some only giving a muttered chuckle.

“Please that’s not magic now Hooters now they are magical especially from pretty blonde woman.” He gave an AL’s laugh at this time before moving On Pinkie not muttering much at this point though it seemed someone in the background huffed but did nothing while moving on. Right before they headed close by they saw two small children, one with a light purple and tiara on her Butt while the other one a grey looking form and a silver spoon.

Al looked at them for a moment while they stood before them he went on saying.

“Neehuh.” As he said that and looked they seemed to turn wide eye screaming at the top of their lungs running away from the sight of him for the moments as if they had soon seen a creature, while Pinkie gradually walked over next to him muttering.

“Strange like they never saw somepony like you before.” Al simply ignoring the Somepony just muttered.

“Must be French Pony. The French are so easy to scare. When they can see a great and fine looking American.” He moved his shoudlers for the moment, as Pinkie said;

“That not very nice.” Looking for the second.

“Don’t care.” While giving a laugh moving on inside the large book. The moment he realized were he was he moved back;

“Oh dear god, Why do I have this feeling I’m going to see a crazy fat woman charging me money again.” Looking over some as he turned trying to escape.

“Oh Hello there are you looking for a book or something?” He heard a soft kind voice behind, he was almost afraid to look back at this time, before he did but right than he saw not a Fat woman, but a small purple horse staring at him for the time, as she seemed to be levitating a book.

‘By god they have magic Women of my world must never find this out!’

“I’m Al Bundy. The Al Bundy The Hero of Poke High and greatest man alive.” He muttered some trying to show off for the moment Not knowing why but he figure this was the only time he would get away without the horrible jokes of a show Salesman.

“Odd to me you look a bit like the Shoe sales pony from down the street rather rude really.” (XD)

“Never mind on that this strange pink horse Named Pinkie found me and sent me here Wait where is she.”

Suddenly out of Nowhere Pinkie arise out from absolutely.

“Hi Twilight I found this guy here from in front of the Ever free Forest he seems lost oh he’s also a human, and who are the French?”

“Pinkie where you in the Cakes sugar. Just hold on.” Looking over at Him again, she muttered.

“I’m sorry Mr. Boondy.” (was spelled wrong on purpose.)

“It’s Bundy…”

“Oh my apology, But As I said Pinkie can be overwhelmed though I have to ask why where you in the Ever free forest it is a rather terrible and dangerous place to be.”

“Sounds more like my bed on Sex night with Peg.” He gave a wholesome chuckle before giving a odd look from Twilight.

“That isn’t very nice and why would you say that about this Peg?”

“You never meet her trust me.” Before long he heard out the simple calling,

“Twilight I found that book you wanted the Cuckoos Calling I believe.” Walking in Al looked over some saying,

“Holly crap that is a big Gecko…”

“Hey I’m a dragon not a Gecko!” Al would only laugh and mutter;

“Sorry son but I’ve meet a dragon in fact I’m married to her you’re not as big or horrifying and that ever free forest you talk about I’ve looked into the horrors and deep recants of hell and back again only to mutter and say, ‘Marcy you chicken put on a damn shirt I would like to eat in the next millennium.’ So that place I hold no signs of fear. In fact I laugh at it.”

Right there Twilight looked only wonderessly and concern at the time, the same for Spike.

“What does this dragon look like?” He dared ask for the moment as al would motion over at this second and pulled out a picture and soon showing a red headed woman, staring at them with those ever nightmarish eyes.

“Um she doesn’t look so bad…” Spike muttered out some moving back somewhat afraid but just from how the eyes stared over into his very soul.

“Ok moving than maybe I should call Princess Celestia Maybe she could do something.”

“By god I wish I knew we were getting a girl from the nudie bar If I had I would have gotten Dollar bills Pinkie mind if I borrow those Bit things!”
Holding his hand out right than Twilight though looking over hearing that muttered.

"Um whats a nudie bar if I can ask?" Twilight mutered for all to only smile this time reaching to his back pocket with a blow whistle and began to mutter these words;

"Where the music stinks, and they water te drinks At the nudie bar.

Where the girlies dance in their underpants , at the nudie bar.

Where you see their buts, and trap stay shut, at the nudie bar

Where you can't touch a breast but you can cave in a chest at the nudie bar!!

Where you can look at a thigh, and blacken an eye... AT THE NUDIE BAR!!!"
He muttered smiling harder Pinkie laughing not realising what he was speaking. Though Spike only laughed and muttered, "Sounds nice wouldn't mind going."

But looking at Twilight she looked freaked and disgusted at the same time only muttering.

“WHAT! My great teacher and princess of our land would never do something as degrading as Dance for money.”

“Not true I saw a Celestia Dancing and boy where her Big uns so nice.” He muttered some Drool moving over at his side.

“Well she isn’t now moving on Maybe she could help us out on the matter, Just go on do something while I get work.” She muttered turning back looking for her Quill and paper.

“Weird she never that freaked out but sure come we can go meet Rarity She’s fun and not far.” Pinkie muttered running off while Al would go on following her off leaving the Library Spike at the moment was moving backed scared wondering what in the world just happened…

Author's Note

I thank those who enjoy and to those who down vote I do understand why but thank you for reading at the least tell what you like and don't please I would be greatfull