Primas Lucifer Primrose has lead a long life. She's personally seen entire galaxies burn. She was there for D-day, during the second world war. She's worshiped as a god by a species of anthropomorphic spider women. She has fought the god of darkness turned wannabe hero, and died. Twice.

Yet she keeps on kicking. She was forced to swap genders, so many times she can't remember her original gender. She faced down the oldest being in the known universe for 3 whole weeks before blinking.

She built a business empire on Earth, and across the stars, and made billions. She tried to kill the god of darkness's boyfriend, and almost got away with it. She has eaten a star before. Why? Because She Damned felt like it.

But never, ever has she seen something so horrible as this…. Torn away from her old life in a blaze of light, and left…. here. A land of talking…Technicolor….ponies. All of them an offensive pastel. And worst of all the big white one, Celestia, wants her to learn the magic of… friendship. She cries every-time she hears that. Will our unlucky villain hero be reformed by these pesky ponies? Or will she stay true to herself and kill them all in horrible, horrible ways?