Buffy the Vampire Slayer in Equestria

Buffy felt her heart sink when instead of a brooding, British vampire, she found a small purple lizard in a disgusting, yet charming country kitchen.The next few minutes blurred around Buffy as she realized how much she missed Spike. The real Spike. Her Spike. It was all just hitting her. What had actually just happened. She had lost everything. Spike had sacrificed himself to save the world. Well, a world. According to Anya there were hundreds of dimensions out there.That's when Buffy started to panic for a quick moment.

"What if I'm Dead?" she thought. "and if so is this heaven?..... Or hell?"

Buffy began to panic a little more. She had been dead twice already, but she didn't really remember much from either time.

"So darling, tell me.... I'm not a big fan of black on black, but you do pull it off well, what is your secret?"

Buffy turned and shrugged her shoulders at the white unicorn sitting beside her. Buffy knew Anya had known a lot about other dimensions but she had never mentioned one where there were magical talking ponies. Maybe she didn't know about this one, or maybe she had been terrified by it, maybe there were some hideous, cute, talking bunnies around.

"Rarity, as fashionable a Buffy is, she is not here to help us with our wardrobes. She is here to help us with our vamponys. Now, Princess Luna is on here way here. She has been gathering info on and fighting the vamponys as best she can, but so far we haven't come up with much. There are no leads as to what caused the outbreak. We've tried to track down where the pony-tales started, but no such luck there either. Luna has even been searching dreams to try to find out anything she can. All we know is that there pretty easy to kill. No magic needed, just a stake through the heart  . It just seems most ponys are too afraid to even try to kill these things and I do imagine it would be hard to stake a former love one." Twilight had the four other ponys and little dragon sitting at the table, hanging on her every word.

Buffy was amused and a little impressed. This must be what it would be like sitting at on one of her own "Scoobie" meetings.

"Oh steak!!!! I love steak!!!! Especially the little cute steak...you know from France! I don't see how it's that easy to stab it through somepony's heart. It would get all smooshes and gooshes before it even got to the heart! Maybe they really need just need steak in the mouth. I know if I was a vampony I would feel tons better if I had steak in my mouth! the excited pink pony replied.

Buffy smiled. That was Pinkie Pie. As annoying as Pinkie Pie was she liked her. The pony really did remind her of Willow. The were both adorable and up beat even, if Willow was a little more serious than this pink counterpart.

"Not that kind of steak, Pinkie. A wooden stake. You know, it's like pointy on the end like a pencil! You leave it to me Twilight I'll kill all those Vamponys myself! I'm not afraid of a couple of dead ponys with some dragon fangs in there mouth! They really need to be afraid of me!" declared a blue Pegasus as she flew up into the sky and hovered there.

That was Rainbow Dash. She was not Buffy's biggest fan. Buffy couldn't blame her. Rainbow was the independent type. She wanted to take on the problem and get it done herself without the fuss of strangers. A good quality for one to have.

"What I think Twilight is trying to say here ,Dash, is this here is bigger than one pony.That's why she called in Miss Summers here. So that we can all work together all nice like, and find out why the vamponys are here in the first place." the orange pony remarked.

Apple Jack. Buffy really didn't relate to AJ much. She seemed kind of plain, no flying, no surprises,no crazy magic. She had a good head on her shoulders though. Maybe she was the Xander type of the group.

"Oh why ever they're here they really need to do something with there manes. That's the real problem here. It's just dreadful. Please, if I ever become one of them please just don't let me wear my mane like that!" gasped the white unicorn.

Buffy rolled her eyes. Rarity...a total Cordelia.

Apparently, there was usually one more member in this little gang. A shy, little, yellow pegasus that loved animals. She couldn't make it tonight because she was busy hiding under her covers, or something.

Buffy leaned back the big stone chair as the group continued to chatter and the little Spike dragon kept dishing out stew. They were sitting around a big table with a map on it. Above their heads, roots, from what apparently used to be the public library,hung. Little jewels glittered in the candle light as they swung from the roots. It was quite an elegant sight for Buffy. Apparently, this was Twilight's throne room or something. It was a very comfortable temperature not too hot, with a cool breeze from the outside every now then. For once Buffy felt like she could actually relax. For once it was nice not to be totally in the spotlight, or in charge of everything. She could let this Twilight handle things at least until they remembered she was in the room.

There was suddenly a knock at the door. Everypony stopped talking and stared.

"I'll get it! I'll get it!"Pinkie Pie shouted as she bounced to the door.

"Just remember Pinkie if it's a vampony just closed the door.They can't come in if you don't invite them in." Twilight warned.

A few seconds later Pinkie came bouncing back to the group babbling something about Vamponys. Behind her, from the shadows emerged the most beautiful thing Buffy had ever seen. She felt the little girl awe rise from with in her as the elegant, mysterious, Princess Luna came glowing into the room. She was much taller than the other ponys. She had a flowing mane that glimmered with star dust. Her coat was a deep, mysterious, midnight blue.

"So is this the all knowing librarian with the deep knowledge of the ancient magics?" the elegant pony asked as she looked at Buffy.

"Librarian? No, I'm the slayer."Buffy replied.

"Slayer? You are a creature of the night then? Battling against the dark forces. You and you alone." Luna seemed to look deep into Buffy's soul as she said that.

"You know about the slayer, Princess Luna?" Twilight asked.

"Yes, once long ago Equestria had it's very own slayer. I imagine that most worlds have something of the sort. The last slayer of Equestria's was in fact my...last friend. I would work along side her night, after night. She would defeat countless vamponys keeping the sleeping ponies of the day safe, as I visited their dreams making sure no demons had crept into there sleep. Then one day the vamponys stop coming. There were of no demons to speak. The night was a safe place. It was all thanks to the slayer. Any evil was warded off by fear of being destoryed by her might. As the nights grew more peaceful, the slayer grew more restless. She felt useless and incomplete. One day she just...vanished. I looked for her in all the crevices the night, but she was no where to be found. It was soon after that I, myself grew restless. The ponys we worked so hard to protect did not appreciate us. They only slept through my beautiful night." Luna told."I did not know you were bringing a slayer here. I thought you were bringing in a librarian."

"Well, you see Princess, Twilight here wanted to use her spell to bring in a librarian, but, us here thought if she could bring in somepony...someone...to help actually help us fight the vamponys, it would do a bit more finely." replied AppleJack.

"I see."said Luna.

"If you don't mind me asking, who was this all-knowing librarian?"Buffy asked.

"Oh you know, Buffy." Twilight giggled "It's Mr. Giles. He was your school librarian, then he own his on magic shop. And his British!"

Twilight had a crazy dreamy look in her eyes, and Luna saw that perhaps bringing the slayer here was a better choice. Otherwise, Twilight would be crushing too hard to be any good.

"What is your name,slayer?" asked Luna

"It's Buffy.....Buffy Summers." replied Buffy.

"Well, Miss Summers, are you ready to help us defeat the creatures of the night?" asked Luna.

"You know I thought you'd never ask."smirked Buffy.

"Miss Summers there is one matter that needs to be addressed before we start. I need to disguise you as a pony. It might cause even more alarm if someone saw a human running around Equestria." said Luna.

Buffy laughed on the inside. It could of been worse. It had been worse. Man, Buffy hoped she was dead.