Buffy the Vampire Slayer in Equestria

"Buffy, what do we do now?" were the last words Buffy Summers heard before opening her eyes and finding herself lying in a strange room.Well, it wasn't that strange. It was actually a very normal looking library, very much like the one she used to spend so much time in in high school. The strange thing about this one was what appeared to be a purple pony standing right in front of her.

"Oh, hello there. My name is Twilight Sparkle. I'm the Princess of Friendship. You are Buffy Summers from Sunnydale, California. Well, at least you were from Sunnydale, from the looks of things Sunnydale just imploded off the face of the map. You must be hungry...Spike make Buffy some stew!" the Pony called over her shoulder seemingly to nowhere "...we have so much to talk about. We really need your help here in Ponyville. I never thought this would actually work but here we are...ha ha ha funny. Sometimes I even surprise myself..."

"Well I averted another Apocalypse to some how be transported into a little girl's magical pony land. What a great day! And wow I'm already friends with a princess what luck." were the only words Buffy felt were

fitting this situation.

"Ah, yes the sarcasm. You don't have to impress me Miss Summers I know you are quite talented in the area and as much as I would love spending the afternoon trading witty remarks, we here in Ponyville....and actually all of Equestria need your help. You see we are having a bit of the vampony problem."

"For the Princess of Friendship you seem a bit stale and...bookish." Buffy said getting to her feet. "but I only deal with the human un-dead and that's a handful in itself. Ponies rising from the grave is not my problem."

"But...Miss Summers...."

" Please, call me Buffy and I'm sorry, but if you know that Sunnydale just imploded then you must realize that I have bigger problems than what ever is going on here." Buffy replied as she started studying the titles of books in this so called Twilight Sparkle's collection. So far she saw nothing on demonology or vampires or anything of the nature. The only thing close was some hand written journal entitled "Flutterbat". It reminded Buffy of the journals Giles used to keep on her, back when he was her watcher. Buffy was beginning to wonder how she had even gotten here. Maybe she was dreaming. The stress of the collapse of her city, and the lost of Spike had caused her to go into another mini-coma.

"Wait. Didn't Twilight say something about Spike? Something about Spike making stew? Did this crazed royal, purple nightmare bring him here too? Was she enslaving him to be her personal cook? That wouldn't make any sense.Spike didn't eat food.He drank blood. He was a vampire, unless he wasn't." Buffy thought. In fact, there might be a lot more to this than Buffy had first thought.

"Buffy, you see in the past few months a number of so called vamponys have been roaming the streets of our fair land. It all started here in Ponyville too. I never actually thought they really existed. You know I don't think anyone really did, you know we just thought they were some old ponies tales, but then...the bodies...every few mornings or so there'd be a new death on our hands.The only thing the deaths had in common were the same pair of bite marks. I didn't see the first couple of ones myself being away on official Canterlot

business, but I came home as soon as I could, and...."

"Spike...." Buffy murmured. She was barely listening to Twilight's ramble as she was consumed by her own thoughts.

"Oh...of course....yes food...I'll go check on that stew Spike is making...be back in...."

"No..." Buffy cut off Twilight "I need to see Spike. I'm coming with you.."

"Uh....ok..." Twilight turned slowly and opened a door leading to a cold, crystallized hallway, but before Buffy could edge in another word, or even admire her reflection in sparkling hallways, a lighting of pink hit Buffy knocking here off her feet. It was quite a feat considering it took a lot to knock Buffy Summers down.

" HHHHHEEEELLLLLOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!! I'm Pinkie Pie. I'm your friend and your mine. We are the best of best, best friends. We have so much in common...like...like...um don't worry I'll think of something. Oh I bet you love parties!!!! That's why tonight I'm throwing you a Welcome to Ponyville Buffy Summers, the Slayer of Vampire and Friend of Pinkie Pie Party!!!!"

Suddenly a bunch of balloons and glitter, and confetti started falling all around Buffy. IT all seemed to becoming from....somewhere. Was this pink beast of burden some type of annoying, yet powerful witch? She seemed more like Willow's think positive type anyways.

"Pinkie Pie! Don't crowd poor Buffy. She has had a rough day and all loosing her home and then being transported from her book..."

"What?...a book? What book?" Buffy said, once again cutting Twilight off in mid sentence.

"Why yes...I have your whole book series. Starting with you burning down your school gym to you imploding your city. I've read about your many tragic battles, and even more tragic love life! Oh what you and Angel had was so special....I was just devastated when...."

"And you're comic books!" Pinkie started in. "how after you destroyed Sunnydale, all the magic in the world..."

"Pinkie Pie there are no Buffy comics!" It was Twilight's turn to interrupt " I brought you, Buffy, here out of your very last novel with a very powerful spell. One that allows you to exists out of your own story and in our world. I didn't think it would actually work, but I'm so glad it did.

We were running out of options. The fate of Equestria is in your hands, Buffy. You are the only one with knowledge about such creatures. I mean we have the old pony tales of course, but from where you come from these creatures actually strive. You aren't only an expert on them but also an expert at fighting them. " Twilight seemed very moved by her own speech. Now Buffy knew what it must feel like to listen to one of her on tiresome speeches.

"What are you talking about Twi? You did this spell two summers ago. You brought Buffy here along with a slew of other book characters. True, things were a little less dire back then, but you can always keep on smiling. We all had so fun, but of course like usual everyone else just forgot when the spell wore and everyone had to go back to there stories."Pinkie sighed and hung her head in shame as she finished retelling events only she seemed to know about.

"Oh Pinkie Pie!" Twilight rolled her eyes. Pinkie was a good friend but also a handful sometimes. "Come on Buffy...let us go see Spike."

"Finally!" Buffy thought. "I am going to get to the bottom of all this. It couldn't be that bad after all Buffy had face only a zillion apocalypses."