JIMBOB'S CRAZY ADVENTURE (FEATURING RAINBOW DASH AND A STEP LADDER)
BOB: BREAKING CLOP REPORT AT 5:43
JIM: DUN DUN DA DUN
JIM: LATEST NEWS
JIM: RAINBOW DASH HAS A PUSSY
BOB: UPDATE
JIM: GIVEN TO HER BY FLUTTERSHY
BOB: IT TASTES LIKE RAINBOWS
JIM: BREAKING NEWS
BOB: WHAT IS IT BREAKING
JIM: STEPLADDERS CANNOT BE PUT INSIDE
JIM: I REPEAT
JIM: STEPLADDERS CANNOTB E PTTINIJGHN
BOB: THIS NEWS REPORTER CAN NOT BELIEVE HIS EARS
JIM: HE IS DEAF
JIM: BREAKING NEWS
JIM: RAINBOW DASH'S PUSSY HAS BEEN PENETRATED BY HER OWN MASSIVE INFLATED EGO
BOB: IT WAS A HORRIFYING SIGHT JIM
JIM: YOU CAN SAY THAT AGAIN BOB
JIM: HERE'S RICHARD ON THE SCENE
BOB: "YES I AM HERE IN RAINBOW DASHES PUSSY BOB"
BOB: "ITS VERY WET"
JIM: WHY DO YOU ALWAYS GO INSIDE
JIM: YOU'RE ALWAYS LIKE "I'M INSIDE THE VAGINA"
BOB: BECAUSE I HAVE A FETISH BOB
JIM: "IT'S WET"
JIM: YOU'RE LITERALLY INSIDE
JIM: ALL OF YOU
JIM: IS INSIDE
JIM: WHY
BOB: DONT ASK ME BOB
BOB: SOMEE SICK PART OF ME THINKS THIS IS HOT
JIM: YOU ARE BEING DIGESTED BY A VAGINA, RICHARD
BOB: VORE IS SEXY BOB
JIM: .
BOB: .
JIM:
BOB: WHA
BOB: WHA
BOB: WHAAHW
BOB: YOUR A GODDAMN WIZARD
JIM: HERE'S MY CURRENT THOUGHTS ON THE SITUATION
JIM:
JIM: THERE YOU GO
BOB: WELL RICHARD, YOU HAVE FUN IN THERE
JIM:
BOB: AHH
BOB:
BOB: HA
BOB:
BOB: IM A GODDAMN WIZARD TOO BOB
JIM: YOU FIGURED OUT MY SECRET BOB
JIM: WAIT WHAT'S YOUR NAME
BOB: UH
BOB: NO IM BOB
JIM: YOUR NAME IS BOB YOU FOOL
BOB: YOUR JIM
JIM: I'M JIM
BOB: YEAH
JIM: YES
JIM: SHUT UP BOB
BOB: OKAY JIM
JIM: IS RICHARD DEAD YET
BOB: PROBABLY
BOB: WHERE DID HE EVEN GET A STEPLADDER
BOB: OR A RAINBOW DASH
BOB: WHY ARE YOU PEOPLE WATCHING THIS
BOB: WHY ARENT WE OFF THE AIR
JIM: THIS IS A PG TELEVISION NETWORK
BOB: CHILDREN WATCH THIS SHOW
JIM: WHO ARE CHILDREN
JIM: BREAKING NEWS
BOB: I THINK THEY'RE THE LITTLE MUNCHKINS
BOB: WHAT IS IT JIM
JIM: YOU'RE THE FATHER, BOB
BOB: NO
BOB: NO MY CARRER IS RUINED
BOB: I CANT RAISE KIDS
BOB: I CANT
JIM: PLEASE SHOOT MY SALARY INSIDE OF ME, BOB
BOB: GODDAMNIT MAN, MY LIFE IS RUINED
BOB: THIS IS NO TIME FOR MONEY PORN
BOB: I GOTTA ROB THIS PLACE TO SUPPORT MY FAMILY
JIM: IT'S THE MONEY SHOT
BOB: GODFUCKING DAMNIT JIM, YOU'RE GENIUS
BOB: BREAKING NEWS
BOB: THIS NEWS REPORTER IS TURNING HIMSELF IN
BOB: I CANT DO ANYTHING ANYMORE JIM
JIM: BREAKING NEWS
BOB: IM BATSHIT INSANE
JIM: BOB IS BROKEN
BOB: BREAKING NEWS
BOB: THE TIME IS 5:52
BOB: THAT IS ALL
JIM: BREAKING NEWS
JIM: THE TIME IS STILL 5:52
BOB: WELL JIM HOW DOES IT FEEL BEING A CO HOST OF THE MOST POPULAR TELIVISION SHOW EVER
JIM: YOU TOO, BOB.
BOB: OKAY JIM
BOB: WELL I THINK WE WILL BE THROWN OUT OF THE BUILDING ANY MINUTE JIM
BOB: ON THE GROUNDS OF US BEING BATSHIT INSANE
BOB: WHATS THE SCOOP JIM?
JIM: SPEAK FOR YOURSELF, I AM THE ONLY RESPONSIBLE MATURE ADULT ON THIS SHOW
JIM: THE SCOOP IS STRAWBERRY AND MINT
BOB: YOUR WILLING CO HOST WITH A GUY WHO THINKS THE TIME IS BREAKING NEWS
BOB: MY FAVORITE JIM
BOB: WOULD YOU LIKE SOME BEFORE WE DIE?
JIM: YOU'RE ALREADY DEAD TO ME, BOB.
BOB: JIM
BOB: YOUR THE MOTHER
BOB: IM SORRY
JIM: PLEASE SHOOT ME, BOB.
BOB: JUST LIKE OLD TIMES JIM
*BOB SHOOTS JIM *
JIM: BOB IS DEAD
BOB: BUT
BOB: I WAS
BOB: THE ONE WHO SHOT
BOB: NO
BOB: WHAT HAVE YOU DONE
JIM: THEN WHO WAS PHONE, BOB?
BOB: IF I AM KILL
BOB: THEN WHO
BOB: WAS FONE?
JIM: OH MY FUCKING GOD, BOB
JIM: IT'S RICHARD
JIM: HE'S ON THE PHONE
BOB: RICHARD
BOB: HOW
BOB: IT WAS
BOB: IT WAS RICHARD
BOB: I KNEW IT
JIM: THAT SON OF A BITCH KILLED MY PET POODLE
BOB: HIM AND THE STEPLADDER
BOB: YOU GOTTA AVENGE ME JIM
BOB: DO IT FOR MARTHA
JIM: DON'T GO IN THERE AFTER HIM, BOB
JIM: IT IS UNSANITARY
BOB: IM DED JIM
BOB: YOU GOTTA GO
BOB: FORR ME
JIM: BOB WHY ARE YOU DEAD
BOB: BECAUSE I WAS SHOT
JIM: HOLY SHIT
JIM: IT MUST HAVE BEEN RICHARD
BOB: WE HAVE
BOB: ESTABLISHED
BOB: THIS
BOB: GO
JIM: RICHARD SHOT YOU, BOB
BOB: INTO RAINBOW DASHES PUSSY
JIM: I CAN'T BELIEVE IT
BOB: AVENGE ME
JIM: THAT SON OF A BITCH KILLED MY PET POODLE
BOB: YES
BOB: FEEEEEEL THE HATE FLOW THROUGH YOU
BOB: DO EET
BOB: ECH
BOB: KILL HIM
JIM: WAIT BOB, ARE YOU DEAD?
BOB: YES
BOB: KIND OF
BOB: IM NOT SURE JIM
JIM: WHO DID THIS TO YOU?
BOB: RICHARD
JIM: THAT SON OF A BITCH
JIM: HE KILLED MY PET POODLE
BOB: GOD DAMNIT NOT AGAIN
BOB: YOU BEHIND THE CAMEERA
JIM: BOB, WE HAVE TO FIND RICHARD
BOB: DO SOMETHING
BOB: HES IN RAINBOW DASHES PUSSY
BOB: HE WAS FONE
BOB: CAMERA MAN
JIM: DO I LOOK LIKE I KNOW WHERE RAINBOW DASH'S PUSSY IS, BOB
BOB: FREE ME FROM THIS HELL
BOB: YES
BOB: ITS FONE
BOB: GO THROUGH THE FONE
JIM: I CAN'T FIT
BOB: YOU CAN
BOB: HE FIT A STEP LADDER IN
BOB: YOU CAN FIT IN TOO
JIM: I'M TOO BIG
BOB: DONT LET YOUR DREAMS BE DREAMS
JIM: I'M TOO DAMN BIG, BOB.
BOB: FINE
BOB: TAKE A PLANE TO 10250 RUFF NTAB RD
BOB: NEW YORK
BOB: THATS WHERE IT IS
JIM: WELL YOU SEE, BOB
JIM: THINKING ABOUT RAINBOW DASH HAS ME ALL HOT AND BOTHERED
BOB: OH GOD
BOB: COME ON MAN
BOB: THINK OF THE CHILDREN
BOB: WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU STILL FILMING THIS??!
JIM: BOB
BOB: JIM
JIM: I LOVE YOU
BOB: I KNOW
JIM: BOB LET'S GET MARRIED
BOB: JIM LET'S HAVE KIDS
JIM: IT'S A BABY BOY
BOB: YES
BOB: YOUR THE MOTHER
BOB: CONGRATULATIONS
BOB: WHAT SHOULD WE NAME HIM
JIM: RICHARD
BOB:NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
JIM: HOLY SHIT, BOB
JIM: IT'S ME
JIMDASH: I AM RAINBOW DASH
BOB: WHAT
BOB: WHAT
BOB: NO
BOB: NO
JIMDASH: I'M GIVING BIRTH TO RICHARD
BOB: I AL-
BOB: NO
BOB: NONONONO
BOB: THIS CANT
BOB: BE
BOB: NO
BOB: THATS IMPOSSIBLE
BOB: I CAME INSIDE, RAINBOW DASH
BOB: RAINBOW
BOB: ARE YOU OKAY
BOB: YOUR DOING GREAT HONEY
JIMDASH: RICHARD
JIMDASH: THAT SON OF A BITCH
BOB: HERE HE COMES
JIMDASH: HE KILLED MY PET POODLE
BOB: OH GOD
BOB: NOOOO
JIMDASH: WHAT
BOB: ITS
BOB: YOUR CAUGHT IN A LOOP
BOB: HAVE YOU EVER SEEN GROUNDHOGS DAY THE MOVIE?
JIMDASH: I'M IN THE MIDDLE OF GIVING BIRTH, BOB
BOB: KILL RICHARD
BOB: MISCARRIAGE
BOB: WILL A MISCARRIAGE
JIMDASH: HE IS INSIDE MY VAGINA, BOB
BOB: NO
BOB: IF HE GETS STUCK IN THERE
BOB: BUT
BON: IF RICHARD
BOB: WAS VAGINA
BOB: THEN WHO
BOB: WAS LADDER?
JIMDASH: ?????????????????
JIMDASH: HOLY SHIT, BOB
JIMDASH: I JUST REMEMBERED
BOB: WHAT
JIMDASH: I'M GIVING BIRTH TO MY PET POODLE
BOB: HOW
BOB: GOD DAMNIT
BOB: I KNEW IT
JIMDASH: I HAD SEX WITH A DOG THAT ONE TIME, BOB
BOB: I KNEW YOU WERE CHEATING ON ME WITH BRUTUS
BOB: WHAT WAS IT
BOB: HIS RUSTIC CHARM
BOB: HIS SUAVE DEMEANOR
BOB: I THOUGHT WE HAD SOMETHING DASH
JIMDASH: 20% COOLER, BOB
BOB: GODDAMNIT
BOB: I WASNT COOL ENOUGH
BOB: IM SORRY DASH
BOB: I LET YOU DOWN
BOB: I'LL STILL BE HERE FOR YOU
BOB: WHENEVER YOU NEED ME
BOB: JUST REMEMBER
BOB: KILL
BOB: RICHARD