Discord 40k

In a dimension of crazy and chaos the known inhabitant of this insanity walks out of his home. Discord the spirit of Chaos and Disharmony. “So then lets see what to do today?” Discord pulls out a book and on it was today activity. “Annoy Twilight? When did I write this? Oh well.” Discord shrugged as he snapped his talons appearing in the crystal palace of the princess of friendship.

When he got there he saw Twilight and her friends glaring as a unicorn the chaos spirit recognized as the village leader, Starlight Glimmer he believed was her name. He keep sensing the removal of cutie marks but the effect was so minor he shrugged it off. However what the unicorn was doing here became known when she disappeared into a flash. Discord eyes went wide. ‘Time travel? Wait what did she say… undoing your work like you undid mine? What does that… Oh Chaos no!’ Discord could feel it the timestream altering itself.

Discord watched as the six cutie marks disappeared one by one. Starlight had stopped the Rainboom. Discord himself was no stranger to mass time changes, he had learned he can resist the effect and remember the original timeline but there was one thing he refuse to let happen. “There is no way I’m going back to Stone!”

With that Discord summoned up his chaos magic and used it on himself in hopes to severe his connection from time for just a moment allowing him to stay uneffected. However this wasn't just a one universe event. Another reality connected through a mirror was soon effected as well. Discord magic soon severed himself from time and space but it wasn’t just the temporal power of one reality but two. In a flash Discord was tossed from the universe and was sent through a wormhole.

Everything went black for the spirit of Chaos and Disharmony. He would soon awake in a universe unlike his own. Were as his was mostly at peace, this one knew only war. However while most would think Discord would be poorly equip to handle this new reality they would fail to realize Chaos can adapt.

Discord forced himself up. He swaggered a bit before failing over and getting back up. He looked around he was in some kinda room. There was  this strange symbol of a star with a eye in it. Discord thought nothing of it. “Now then where am I?” Closing his eyes Discord moved his senses though the universe. He felt the planet he was on and moved out to see the star system. Something was way off. For one this planet had two moons, and the system had another smaller sun. Also the planet was filled with huge artificial mountains. ‘Oh great, I’m on another planet.’ Discord spread out his senses looking for the familiar energy signature of the Tree of Harmony. After about half an hour of looking Discord couldn’t even find even a trace of the ancient Embodiment of Harmony magic anywhere. However Discord did pick up something.

‘Psionic energy?’ The Spirit of Chaos knew about Psionic energy from his travels. This felt like it but wasn’t what he remember. In fact it seems like it wasn’t native to this dimension. Using his senses he sent a Astral Projection to where the energy was coming from. What Discord saw was a sea of thoughts, Dreams, minds and memories.

It was like a sea of everyone minds, Discord looked through the sea and started to see things. Any normal entity looking through this veil off the sea would go mad from what they saw. However this was Discord, he could see the insanity of an Eldritch Abomination up close and be unfazed.

“So Strange everything here is Chaotic, Disordered… yet it's all the power of the minds.” Discord said as his Astral Form floated there. He was gone soon though as he felt something was going to happen near his body.

Something saw him disappear though. Sitting on his throne in a maze a powerful yet strange entity saw the spirit of Chaos. He had no idea what this entity was, yet the possibilities seem to change around him. Tzeentch, the Chaos god of Change wondered what this newcomer was. “He can see though the warp it seems and the madness doesn’t effect him in anyway it seems.” The Chaos god was intrigued by this being, perhaps he would be useful, perhaps not. Tzeentch was strange like that.

On the other side of the door Chaos Cultists move back into the room. “The Inquisitor is coming we must ask our god for the help at taking her out!” One of the three remaining cultists commanded to his two follow traitors.

“But how? There is only three of us do you think it’s enough?” Another cultist ask.

“It’s not up to me to decide.” The three opened and entered into the room only to stop at the sight of the creature in front of them. It’s body was long and serpent like, it’s body was like someone took random parts from creatures and merge them together. The entity must have been a daemon of Tzeentch given it’s look.

However Discord raised an eyebrow at thing things in front of him. He remembered something similar to them. He had been known to travel across dimensions and came across a world of bipedal beings. ‘Are they humans?’ He thought.

“My friends it seems Tzeentch is with us!” Discord raised a eyebrow at the three.

“Excuse me what is going on?” Discord had a strange feeling they were cultists. If so he was better off walking right passed them. However the sound of a shot was heard and the one in the middle head exploded.

“You can not hid Heretics!” Discord looked down at the corpse as walking in was a female human with a black hat, strange clothing. “My Emperor, they have summoned a daemon!” The others with her opened fire as did she all on Discord.

Discord himself felt held his arms up as he was shot. “Hey stop that!” He demanded. He was used to being shot at before with arrows, magic lasers and even cannon fire. He been to other planets before and was shot by bullets before. This was more annoying than anything. “Can’t we talk this out!” He asked.

“Never! Die Daemon, the Emperor protects!” Discord had had enough.

“ENOUGH!” With a blast of his magic everyone was thrown back. The Inquisitor and her entourage brought out their weapons. With a snap of his paw. The weapons grew wings and flew away from there hands. The Inquisitor pulled out her sword and rushed him. Discord simply countered it with a  rubber chicken and then tossed her back with his magic.

The others rushed him but at the last moment Discord Teleported behind the grabbing their necks from behind he tossed them against the wall. “Stay out of this.” The Inquisitor came from behind against but Discord was ready. He used his long body to move around and before the Inquisitor knew it was wrapped around her like a snake.

“Let me go you demented, spawn of taint.” Discord had enough of this. What was she going on about. He placed his talons and paw on her face and forced his mind into hers. He had to admit one thing. She had mental barriers like a castle. However without mental wards it was only a matter of how much force Discord used. With a mighty burst he broke though and got what he wanted.

Images flashed before Discord’s mind as he shocked in the reality he had come to. The Imperium of Man seemed to rule this galaxy. He heard names of Aliens or Xenos, Orks, Eldar, Necrons. Finally he learned about Chaos. Discord wanted to slap her. He wasn’t some daemon of one of these so called gods. He was Discord, he was Chaos itself and born directly from Magic.

However the galaxy he was in was a wreck. There God-Emperor was on something called the golden throne and war waged everywhere, inside and out. There wasn’t going to be much he could do out in the open. Lucky for him however he had what he needed.

He let the inquisitor go his magic attack on her mind being to much for her as she fell into unconsciousness. With a snap of his talons Discord form changed as he soon became a copy of the Inquisitor. He searched her down body and found what he was looking for. Her badge of office a Inquisitorial Rosette. With that he put it on his new form and turned to the cultists. “Go ahead do what you want with them.” He said as his voice morphed midway though to match the Inquisitors own. He picked up her sword and leaved the room sealing them to their fates.

‘I wonder how Twilight and the others are doing, knowing them they somehow fixed the mess and blasted that Unicorn to stone.’ Discord though as he walked out. He had no idea what he would do but if anything chaos is nothing but adaptable.