Discord 40k

Discord walked through the hive city. He saw the people look at him with some weird looks. ‘Why is that? It because of this?’ Discord thought looking at the badge of the Inquisition. He remembered what this symbol meant. He had the power to write the death of a whole planet. He could also recruit anyone to serve him.

Discord couldn’t believe this. So much power in his hands. Both magical and non magical. As he walked up heading for the upperlevels he soon bumped into someone. “Inquisitor, I trust we don’t have any heretics anymore?” The disguised Chaos Spirit realized this was one of the God-Emperor of Man many priests.

“Oh don’t worry about that, though don’t go into the building anytime soon.” Discord said perfectly imitating the voice of the Inquisitor.

“Then it is done, Emperor be praised!” The priest stated giving Praised to what Discord could tell could be the humans Equalifant of Celestia, Luna and maybe that blasted Tree.

“Yes Emperor be praised, now I must be off.” Discord said, he lied his way though and headed for the shuttle.

One of the guards there raised an eyebrow. “Where is the others?” The guardsmen could have sworn he had saw two other wit her.

“Why simple, they liked this planet so much the decided to stay and have a happy ever after.” Discord said with sarcasm. “There dead.” Discord didn’t know that but given that they were cultists and practiced human sacrifice it wasn’t hard to imagine that was the case.

“At least they are with the Emperor.” The guardsmen said.

Discord gave a smirk under the hat and collar. ‘No most likely they are suffering a fate worse than death… actually’ Discord pulled out his Inquisitorial Rosette. “Actually I think I could use some more helpers.” Discord said with a strange smile. A chill ran down the guards spine almost as if this was a deal with a daemon.

Discord looked over on the bridge of the ship. It was less of a ship and more of a floating Church. The guards were added to the crew of this massive vessel. Discord sat down on the throne like chair looking out at the screen of stars.

For a moment he remembered himself on his throne in Equestria after banishing the princesses to the wilds. A smile formed on his face at the memory. ‘Oh good times… Then I was stone.’ He looked over the worlds he could visit in this sector. One of these worlds caught his eye.

After using “his” Rosette to access the files on the  planet he raised a eyebrow. ‘Space Marines? Elite warriors of the God-Emperor?’ The files on the Sce Marines prove that they were difficult to make and train. ‘Oh to hell with it the best things I ever done was on impulse.’ Discord turned to the tech priests and helmsmen.

“Set a course we are heading to Tyrili IV.” Discord commanded. The helmsmen nodded and sent word though the ship.

Discord watched as the navigator on the ship looked out as the ship moved to ready a warp jump. With an opening in space Discord saw as the ship transitioned into the dimension of psychic energy, thoughts, and feelings. ‘So it’s called the warp is it?’ Discord gave a thought. He stretched his arms.

“I’m heading to bed, if a Wing horse comes tell me.” Discord said waving his hands. He didn’t really need to sleep but he had grown use to it.

“Of course.” Discord said as he saw the ship flying away in the warp. “There no dream dimension in this universe only this strange place… perhaps I’ll go exploring.” Discord said as he flew around in the warp.

As Discord flew around the vortex of emotions he could sense something watching him. “I know you're watching me.” Discord said. He turned around to see a strange creature that would hurt a normal beings eyes and drive them mad but Discord not so much. “I’m guessing your  one of these Chaos Gods?” Discord asked.

The strange thing gave a laugh. “Seeing how you basically tore open that Inquisitor mind, yes I am.” The things voice was kinda squeaky to Discord. “I am Tzeentch, the God of Change, Architect of fate…” Discord decided turn out the entity titles. Just watching it Discord got the feeling for the things power.

It was massive yet it was diffused across the galaxy. ‘Makes sense, he relies on emotional energy across the galaxy… wait doesn’t that mean...’ Discord was pulled out his thoughts as Tzeentch realized Discord didn’t seem too be listening.

“Hey you know it’s rude ignoring your Elders!” Tzeentch demanded. Discord gave a blink.

“Because last I checked I was in my billions.” Discord replied with a smug smirk. “Perhaps you should respect me.” Discord said forming a glass of Chocolate milk and drinking the glass instead.

“Well now that that’s out of the way I would like to make a deal with you.” Discord wanted to laugh at this. So he did.

“Ahahahahahahaha… Sorry but no I don’t do deals.” Discord tossed the milk as it blow up. “Even if I did what could you really offer me? Nothing, that’s what. I have the power I need plus I’m pretty sure I don’t even need the warp for anything seeing as how I’m a being of magic.” Discord gave Tzeentch a wig over his head, or what Discord thought  was his head. “But here I hope you like my gift to you.” Discord gave a laugh at how stupid it looked on Tzeentch.

Tzeentch was starting to get annoyed by this entity. “Why you little…” Tzeentch removed the wig. Discord floated there with the smirk on his face.

“You’ll what?” Discord asked, “Your move the ship into a warp storm? I can simply rip myself back into the material space, and FTL under my own power.” Discord glared at the Chaos god.

Tzeentch glared at him then laugh. “Simple…” He then forced himself into Discord’s mind. However Tzeentch blinked everything felt like the warp within Discord’s mind. It was chaotic in change and warping around.

“Get out.” Discord voice was heard. Tzeentch was tossed right out to see Discord glaring at him. Tzeentch had to blink for a moment. He was literally forced out of Discord’s mind at Discord’s command and yet he felt Discord’s mind. It was just like the chaos of the warp.

“What the how did you do that? What are you?” Tzeentch asked, this didn’t make sense at all.

“In ages past I was feared, respected and even worshipped, Kings and Emperors bowed before me, the Celestial bodies of planets and stars were my toys. I am bore not of mortal thoughts or ascended to this level, no my mother and Father is Magic itself I am Eons old, I am both a god to some and a demon to other, I am Discord, Spirit of Chaos and Disharmony!” Discord had a smile. “In a twisted sense I am superior to you Tzeentch.” Discord felt himself waking up in the ship and in a flash he was gone, leaving Tzeentch to think about the entity, no Discord and what kinda threat he could be.