Today, Sam Dubs just doesn't give a fuck. He didn't give a fuck when he ran out of milk. He didn't give a fuck when someone placed an empty box of Oreos in his pantry. He didn't give a fuck when a giant portal tore a hole in the dimensional barriers in his living room. He would have been content to just continue watching TV, but unfortunately the portal didn't give a fuck about his wants and sucked him in anyways. Now going by the name of Vortex, he gets to not give a fuck in Equestria either.

Alternate Title: How to get over writer's block with really stupid story ideas.

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