Aforementioned Disability: A Large Set of Unfinished Stories

Twilight Sparkle is an amazing pony. You see, she realizes that smothering her face in burger grease was a poor idea. Currently sitting in her tree home, it is now understandable that it was a stupid idea.

"But, how could it be stupid? I love Hay Burgers, and Hay Burger accessories, so its only logical for me to have pimples over my face." she said while popping a disgusting pimple. Its acne infested puss was shot over Spike.

"Oh wow, Twilight Sparkle, why did you pimple your popper on me?" he said worringly.

"Its because I hate you, dragons are icky and I need to pop pimples over people with puss."

"Can't beat that logic, Twilight Sparkle, why don't you pop more pimples over my proper?"

Twilight then popped more pimples all over his body. He scrubbed it over himself like a delicious lotion. Then, Derpy Hooves crashed through the wall. She heard the sound of pimples popping from her super sonic hearing sounds.

"Oh my goodness, Twilight Sparkle, I need you to pop pimples over me too, it will be fun." said Derpy Hooves.

"Of course you can join! Derpy Hooves, I have enough acne for everypony!"

Soon, Twilight Sprakle popped a big pimple she was saving for this occasion. It felt nice to make Derpy a happy mare.

"Oh yea you purple cunt, shoot it in my vagina." said Derpibooru.

"Yea, take my sticky puss, you whorse!" said Twilight Farkle.

"Pimple Proper People Ponder Positively Pun." said Spike.