Aforementioned Disability: A Large Set of Unfinished Stories

The night was silent and peaceful, much too wonderful to ignore. Everypony was outside, because it was national "Stand Outside of your Home" day. No pony would ever think of the horror that was going to assail them. The moon glistened up in the sky and Princess Luna decided it was best to not worry so much because those flying dildos haven't come in over a thousand years and they weren't so much a threat as much as ponies really think. Oh the Ponamity!

Otherwise, her ass was itchy, it felt such a way for she knew how bad it the last time the monstrous things returned. But, since the ponies weren't in such a good mood after the installation of "Stand Outside of your Home" day, she knew that the return of these dildos would make everything better. Every pony seemed off and bothered, and she knew a little penetration would be whats best for all.

She watched at the tip-top of Canterlot Castle and monitored intently with the telescope. She could hear the zipping of those flying dildos flying through the sky. They were homing in fast and ready to fill every hole there was in Ponyville.