Naruto Crossover Fic

There stood Naruto at the precipice of glaring, staring onward at the pony onlookers who watched him. He remembered his over the top battle with Pain and regressed into dark and edgy depression. No longer was his wacky temperament considered, NO!, he watched onward at the little ponies who stared at him. He remembered, how would he fix the ninja world's problems? How would those onlooking horses think of his ninja ways? There was only one way to show that he was a ninja of peace, a stalwart warrior for the good of man... pony... whatever kind. Oh no, the shaking, the stage fright from the watching eyes of these ponies! What would he do to appease these creatures? It must be something that fits in to the core of humanity, that etches deep inside himself.

Suddenly, a cornucopia of brilliance ignited in his mental temple, something so ingenious that it created tears inside his eyes, weeping silently in to his creative soul! He looked onward towards the sky blessing the very entity of creation for giving him something so perfect for these horses to feast upon. They would surely love him undoubtedly once he did this one act, this blissful enchanting move that would make him their god. Nothing of this caliber would ever come again and so, he readied his stance. Glaring excitedly at this creature, the ponies shuddered in anticipation as if they were watching a magnificent magic act performed by the most auspicious wizard or mage. Then in one hand motion that was akin to the gods, Naruto pressed his fingers together in varying hand motions until...

"Oiroke no Jutsu! sputtered the advanced ninja master. Smoke trailed all around him and then a sudden "poof". The gas wafted away to show the most... OH MY GOD! blearaeraweragh! Oh god my nose is bleeding, fuck! I didn't see that fucking shit coming, oh my fucking god she is so hot, I haven't had sex in months, oh god please, let me, just a touch!

The screen closed in towards the sexy, big-busted, female Naruto and his banging long blonde hair, with such a beautiful curvy waist and rocking tits, the narrator could not contain himself. The camera was so close, almost touching on his voluptuous bodice that would excite the most stalwart priest. Naruto felt a disturbance in the ninja force and begrudgingly punched the camera into pieces with his ultra powerful, girl muscles. From a ponies perspective it seemed that he was punching in thin air, but, we both know thats not the case!

Naruto glanced away from where the camera was and watched his adoring public to find them absolutely guffawed by his transformation. He watched them and noticed that he was in some sort of market, filled with a lot of vegetables and fruits in wooden stands. His eye caught movement, a running green colored pony coming straight at him, the closer she got the more defined her body came as he saw a magical horn on her head and a golden instrument on her butt. She was coming in very fast, finally an adoring follower to see his awesomeness and praise his magnificent ninja-skills.

He stretched out his arms as far as they reached in readied anticipation. A glimmer of light shimmered from the sun in between the two beings as the green unicorn excitedly leaped while screaming on the top of her lungs. Naruto flew as her body met with his and he screamed in surprise from losing his footing. Naruto grimaced as he landed on the hard floor. He looked up into the sky with his hazed-out eyes. The blue was strong in the atmosphere and it was just like his ninja world back at home. He looked to his right to see the green unicorn squeezing his right hand, almost coveting it like the most valuable treasure.

"Hands!" bellowed The crazed equine.

"Oh sweet Sage of Six Paths! Stop groping me!", Naruto ninja kicked her in the stomach, she flew on to her beautiful girlfriend Bon-Bon. A sudden crack resounded from her