Aforementioned Disability: A Large Set of Unfinished Stories

"A hahee hah hooo" said Twilight Sparkle, knee deep in a bath tub filled with the drug bath salts. She continued to submerge her head into her already covered body, her tail barely floating on the surface. Rainbow Dash was on the ceiling fan, contemplating that she was a Soviet Russian spy infiltrating Equestria for mother Russia's benefit. Her face entirely red from injecting so much heroin into her face. Pinkie Pie was on the living room floor of The Tree Home. She was absolutely still, her eyes flared up from the intense realm she was exploring. Fluttershy was currently raping Spike to satisfy urge of having dragon babies with him. Her belly was full of semen and she treated it like she was going to be a pregnant mother. Her face covered in a cloud of cocaine and Spike was filled with a mixture of viagra and bath salts.

Together, all these ponies and one dragon were having the time of their lives. All thanks to a magical man who came to them in dire need. His name was Warth, a magical drug man who disappeared out of existence and traveled the multi-verse to sell his amazing product of drugs. He stood watching his customers tripping balls in his trench coat and gas mask, counting the amount of bits in his bag. Over the centuries, Warth the Multi-verse drug-dealer had so much different currencies in his dimensional realm that he did not know what to do with. So now its become a hobby at this point. Warth opened the door to leave before being stopped by Discord himself, holding a massive bag of bits.

Warth looked at the Chaos Entity with suspicion, he never liked chaos in any form.

"Discord, what do you want?"

"I-I-I-I heard you came around and-and..."

"Let me guess, you want the Rainbow Ruffie, thats pretty potent if you ask me chaos entity."

"Look, I'll give you whatever you want, anything, just let me have a good time, its been Millenia since you came to this realm, I-I-I-I need my fix."

Warth pondered at what he could get from a powerful chaos entity and he realized that he didn't really need anything, so might as well fuck with him.

"Give me your precious Princess Celestia's crown, then we have a deal."

"Done!" said Discord with a snap of his fingers, Celestia's crown was in his hand.