Aforementioned Disability: A Large Set of Unfinished Stories

Sunshine and light, burning desire to make everything burn alive. How could anypony deal with these emotions? It sucks to have so much you want be turned into sour dust. I'm Rainbow Dash, I wanted to be the best Wonderbolt in all of the world, the tryouts I succeeded in every attempt. Until I tripped on a piece of corn and was beaten by my rival, Lightning Douche.

And now I'm sitting down! In a chair! Frowning...

I don't frown, I'm Rainbow Dash, I'm supposed to be awesome, "sigh" its no use. What is going on, what is that!? A pink blur? A tornado of powerful pink circling at me with power!? I must run! No, its coming to fast and my depression is weighing me down! I can't fly, this... depression my Celestia.

I didn't know tornadoes existed anymore. I must not be doing my job.

"Damn you Depression! You heavy hooved hammerer!" said Rainbow while lazily standing up from the park chair to meet her end.

There, the wind shifted more powerfully as the tornado came quickly. Rainbow turned away and closed her eyes.

"Make it quick you vicious tornado." said Rainbow with a pout. Then, a sudden quietness that felt odd and unexpected.