(Big) Mac and Me

"It was a beautiful day in Ponyville, which is where I lived. My name is Big Macintosh. Normally, I spend my days out in the orchard, planting apple trees, harvesting apples off the trees, and. . . that’s pretty much it. But I have a guilty pleasure that I spend my off hours on. Secretly, I’m a humare.

That’s our word for ponies who like humans. Of course, if you’re reading this, you probably know that, since you’re most likely a humare too, but maybe you’re new to the fandom. And yes, humare covers both sexes, though there are a few who like to be called pers-talli-ons.

Anyway, there I was, out in the field, wishing that my day would be over so that I could go read more thrilling human tales, when up against a tree, I saw a hand! And it was attached to an arm! It looked like it was reaching for something, but then it turned and the fingers started to move. Slowly toward me, and then quickly back. A pony might do that if he was calling another pony to come to him, so I approached it cautiously. I could see that it was coming out of some weird, glowing circle. When I got close enough, it reached out for my shoulder, and another one came out of the portal and grabbed me too. They pulled and pulled, and I was dragged through.

When I looked around, I was stunned. Everything was so different. All the trees were gone, and the room I was in had so many straight lines! But I didn’t pay much attention to that, because of the human standing there.

She was just a background human, that didn’t have an official name or a speaking role. The humares called her “Susan,” but the first toy of her was labeled “Collins.” Then the production company shouted out the humares by changing it to “Susan Collins.” She was a favorite among some parts of the fandom because of a picture of her on all fours, which had developed into this idea that she liked ponies and wanted to be a pony or meet a pony.

See, the joke was that while lots of humares wish humans were real, she was a fictional character who wished ponies were real.

But now she was real! And I was in her house! She smiled at me and said, “Welcome to Humanville!”

“Is this really Humanville? I’m in Personia? But how?”

“I used my technology powers to transport a pony across the dimensions. I want to know all about you and your culture. I’m just fascinated by it!”

I couldn’t believe my luck. All the ponies in the world, and she picked me to be the ambassador.

And of course she was wearing clothes! Not just a dress train, but a suit that covered her whole body. Maybe, if I stayed in Personia, I could wear some too.

“I want to know about you, too,” I said. “Is music really your talent?”

“Oh, yeah, but I use my technology to play it.” She held up a small object that shone out with fancy colors when she pushed a button. A real button that made technology! She moved some of the colored lights, and music played. This was better than a dream.

“And do you really live here with Sherry?” Sherry was another background human, and she never got a last name.

“I do. She’s always getting on me, saying things like, ‘Are you still dreaming about ponies? They’re not real, and you’re too old for stuff like that!’ Wait till she sees that I actually met one.”

“Ee-yup,” I said. I was already getting tongue-tied. I’m normally very shy by nature. She could sense my unease and came up next to me. She put her hand around my neck.

“Hey, don’t worry, OK? I like you a lot. In fact, I want us to be close friends.” Then she kissed me on the muzzle. “Really close,” she said.

I started getting warm. She kissed me again, and I felt myself starting to get aroused. Yeah, I know, I’m sick for clopping to humans. Although, we call it “fapping” because that’s the sound they make.

But, as abnormal as it may sound to you, instead of a fine haunch, I’d rather look at a human girl’s boob. Especially if, as hers were, it was draped in fabric. As I nuzzled and rubbed my head against them, I could feel another layer of clothing beneath her torso cover. It was a tighter cloth that was only on her boobs. She must have known that I would be into that, since she put on two layers. I hoped I could spend a lot of time with her, and convince her to keep wearing more. There were always higher numbers, after all.

I kissed her gently, and her tiny tongue slipped into my mouth. I sucked on it, and I could tell that I was turning her on. I switched to kneading her boobs with my front hooves, and my cock was extending out below me. She threw her arms around my neck and started massaging me with her fingers. I wondered what it would feel like to have those fingers around my cock, and that turned me on even more.

“Susan?” I said.

“Yes, Big Mac?”

“Are you sure you want to do this? I mean, there must be lots of human men you’re interested in.”

“Not really,” she said. “They’re all mean or stupid, not nice like you. And their dicks are tiny. I can see why they call you Big Mac.”

“Naw, that’s just my name. Hey, what does ‘Susan Collins’ mean, anyway?”

“Absolutely nothing.”

I looked right into her eyes. “That is so bucking hot,” I said.

She laughed, and then turned around. That’s the other great thing about humans. They don’t have tails, so I could see her ass without anything getting in the way. She rubbed it next to me, then started taking off her skirt. That disappointed me a little, but she had more clothes on underneath again!

The underclothes she was wearing were just a tiny piece of fabric that covered her waist. As she stood there, her pussy was pointed down. But when she bent over, I could see how her juices had soaked into the cloth, making a stain that was spreading as she kept rubbing me. Oh, if mares at home only wore cloths over their pussies, I could see this all the time.

Wordlessly, we agreed that we’d had enough foreplay. She leaned over her bed and took down the cloth, showing me her pussy glistening with wetness. I could see how tight it would be if I could be inside.

But that might be a problem. “Susan,” I said. “I’m afraid that I’m too big for you.”

“Oh, that’s no problem. I’ll just use technology.” She pushed a button, and I felt my cock being drawn to her. After rubbing it on her lips to lubricate the head, I slipped inside her and plunged it in all the way.

It was as tight as I could have hoped for. She gripped me much tighter than I ever could when I was clopping myself off. She pumped her hips along with me and it felt great.

We positioned ourselves so that she was leaning over the bed and I was behind her. With my hooves, I reached underneath and played with her boobs some more. When I let go, they would jiggle and flap underneath, which was very sexy.

Between the rhythm of our hips and just the thrill of bucking a human, I quickly came to the edge. I tried to hold off, but her moaning and screaming was too much. I came inside her, and because her pussy was so small, it gushed out and coated my cock.

Susan was still energetic and kept pushing backwards onto me as I softened. When we finally came to a halt, I leaned forward and kissed her on the cheek. “Oh, Big Mac,” she said. “It was just like I’ve dreamed.”

“Ee-yup,” I said. “I enjoyed it too. But I’m sorry you didn’t get to cum too.”

“Don’t worry too much about it. Girls don’t have to cum to enjoy sex,” she lied. “But if you’re really concerned about it, and you want to do it again. . . “

“Susan, I’d love to, but I need some time to recover.”

“Don’t worry about that. I’ll just use technology to restore you.”

She flipped a switch, and I felt myself getting hard again. I could really get used to living in a world of technology!

She turned to me and said, “Let’s do it human style.”

“How’s that, then?”

“I’ll show you.”

She stretched out on the bed. Her bulging boobs spread over her chest and looked even bigger. I could see all of her beautifully hairless skin. Her mane, rather than falling behind her, encircled her head like a halo.

“Sit down astride me,” she said, “and put it in.”

“But I’ll hurt you.”

“No, you won’t. It feels good for a human girl to let her man be on top.”

I laid my front hooves on either side of her head. Even though her technology was accommodating our difference in sizes, it was still a bit of an awkward position. I really don’t know how human men do it.

She smiled at me as I entered her. She was still warm and tight around me. I hoped that I didn’t stretch her or do damage to her insides. Her pussy was too perfect to mar.

Positioned as we were, she was in less of a position to help, but I didn’t mind. Controlling all the rhythm, I was able to thrust and pull out at my own pace. That not only let me find out what turned her on the most, but let me slow down when I felt I was getting too close to finishing.

I could feel her coming close to the edge. She had her fingers dug into the sheets of the bed, but then she threw her arms around my neck. That made me redouble my efforts and thrust faster and harder.

“Oh, Big Mac!” she cried. “Oh, Big Mac! Oh, God!”

I didn’t know who that other person was, but I wasn’t going to let it ruin our time together. She tensed below me and I felt her cum. She broke out in a sweat and kept crying with pleasure. The way her skin glistened without any fur to absorb the moisture was stunningly beautiful.

I bucked faster and harder and soon I was shooting my load into her. Still fearful of her safety, I rolled to the side before collapsing into her arms.

I was ready to pass out, but I heard Susan get up and turn on the shower. I stood up and took some deep breaths to help clear my head. With my muscles still feeling weak, I trotted into the bathroom and saw her behind the curtain. She felt my presence and peeked out. We smiled at each other.

“I don’t really think we’ll fit in here together,” she said, “but if you’ll give me a moment to rinse off, you can take it and I’ll scrub you down."

When she stepped out, the way she shone and with her hair slicked back almost made me ready for a round three. Instead, I stepped in the shower and we talked about our relationship.

"So, I know that you'll have to go back to Equestria," she said. "But I hope you'll be able to come back."

"Any time you want," I said.

"Won't other ponies be worried about you if you're disappearing though? Your family?"

"I'll make them understand."

"And, you do want to be with me, right? After you've had me, you're still attracted to humans?"

"Ee-yup," I said.