(Big) Mac and Me

“’Comma, quote, Ah said, period.’ Whoo-wee! That should just about do it. Finest fap-fic Ah’ve written yet! Oh, my, look at the time. Ah’ve got chores to do!”

Applejack dropped her pencil and ran out to the orchard. There was a fence to be mended on the far side, so she got to work. When she got into a rhythm, she started thinking about her story again.

“Maybe Ah shoulda made it a three-way with Sherry. Nah, Ah can save that for the sequel!”

From back at the house, the triangle sounded. Applejack pricked up her ears. “Breakfast, already? Yee-haw!”

She galloped back to the house to find Granny Smith outside, but without anything to indicate that breakfast was ready. She also had a mean look on her face.

“Apple Q. Jack, would you mind tellin’ me what in tarnation it was that I found in your room this mornin’?” Granny asked.

“Granny! What were y’all doin’ in my room?”

“Don’t go changin’ the subject on me! Shouldn’t be any secrets among family, ‘specially one as tight-knit as us. Least, I thought we were. I didn’t know my own granddaughter was writin’ filth!”

“It ain’t filth!”

“I say it’s filth! Dirty words and freakiness involving your own brother! What if Apple Bloom had seen this?”

“She too ought to know better’n to go into my room.”

“I’ve had just about enough of your back-talk, little missy! Now, first thing you’re gonna do is get rid of that! And then you’re gonna go to Big Macintosh, tell him what you done, and apologize! And don’t think you’re gettin’ any of my flapjacks this mornin’!”

Granny picked up Applejack’s story with her mouth and dropped it in the mud at her hooves. Applejack looked at it with a tear in her eye as Granny went back into the house.

Applejack carefully lifted it out of the mud. Even if she hadn’t been told to get rid of it, it was ruined anyway. She trotted slowly down to the trash heap.

It was bad enough that she wasn’t going to get to see it on HumFiction, or even on Humanchan’s fic board. But when she thought of all the work she had put in, skipping sleep to gain writing time and working out plot lines while doing her chores, it hurt a bit.

The trash heap was separated into compostable and non-compostable materials. She supposed that at least it could do some good if her paper made some of the trees grow. Before she threw it on the heap, she read it over one more time. If nothing else, she could keep it in her head.

As she was reading, she heard the heavy trod of hooves behind her. She turned to see Big Macintosh carrying some trash of his own.

“Mornin’, AJ. What’re you doin’ there?”

“Oh, nothin’. Listen, Mac. Ah made Granny Smith awful mad today, and she said Ah got to apologize to you.”

“To me? What’d you do to me?”

“Well, truth is, Ah wrote a story.”

“That don’t hurt none.”

“Yeah, but Ah wrote it about you. And Ah had you doin’ some nasty stuff. Sexual stuff. With a human.”

He looked over at the open paper that Applejack had left lying on the ground. She put her hooves in front of it to block his view, but he shouldered her out of the way. Knowing that she couldn’t beat him in a contest of strength, she gave in and let him read.

She sat biting the edge of her hoof until he looked at her. “I didn’t know you had that side of you,” he said.

“Oh, well, ah guess it’s—“

“I ain’t into humans, you know.”

“Ah never figured you were, Ah—“

“I’m definitely into purdy mares.”

“Ah’m sure—“

“Purdy mares like you,” he said, and kissed her on the mouth.

“Big Mac! Ah’m yer sister!”

“I know,” he said, and moved around behind her. He lifted up her tail and stroked her pussy. “My dirty sister who writes clop about her big brother. Who probably thinks of her brother when she’s clopping herself. Who’s getting wet as I rub her.”

“No! What if somepony sees us?”

“Nopony’s around for miles! Granny never comes out here, and Apple Bloom’s at school. Now hush.”

He nibbled at her flank and she became even wetter. Ducking her head and looking between her legs, she saw his cock growing down to the ground. She backed up into him. “Do it, Big Mac. Put it into me.” She spread her back legs.

Big Macintosh was pleased that she was responsive, but felt an urge to dominate. Rather than stepping back, he shoved his sister to the ground and knelt behind her. With force, he stuck the head of his cock between her legs.

“Oh, Big Mac!” she screamed. He thrust in and out and grunted like an animal. AJ knew that he was enjoying his dominant position, so she put up some resistance, trying to buck him off. He responded by slamming his cock deeper and kicking her legs out from under her again.

“You like this, don’t you?” he said in her ear. “I bet that when you writ that story, you wished you were the human. Well, I like doin’ it pony style just fine.”

With that, he thrust one more time. In her deepest marehood, Applejack felt her brother’s hot spunk enter her as she kept bucking and shaking. Moments later, she came, screaming.

When they had finished, Big Mac rolled off and kissed Applejack one more time. “Don’t throw that story here on the trash heap,” he said. “Leave it and I’ll come by later and find a hiding place.”

They trotted back to the house. Granny Smith opened the door and said,”Well, it looks like you two have been gettin’ some work done, at least. Did she say she was sorry?”

“Ee-yup.”