Chapters Crash! Bang! Exclamation representing a metallic object hit a hard surface! The diamond dog wakes up as
he hears a noise made by an intruder. He quickly got out his bed am rushed down the stairs. What or who
could this be?When he got closer to the noise, he started to tiptoe. Picking up a disheveled pot, he turned his
head around the corner of his Shoji. His head it almost cut off by a sushi knife. He went on a full blown wild
swinging attack until he finally hit something. A body hit the ground and laughed. When the dog saw his
assailant, he found alight green unicorn mare with a red and white striped mane. Her red face showed that
she was inebriated. She then finally passed out.
"Hey, you. Wake and go home please. You messed up my kitchen." The mare woke up to see diamond dog
standing over her. Now, most ponies would scream and kick if they saw this, but she isn't most ponies.
"Aww, a cute little puppy on steroids. Oh by the way my name is Clover, but you can call me Clove." The only
things the diamond dog could make out was "Hi" and "Clover." "Well, I am Copper ,and you better
buy something or get out. Ya messed up !y whole kitchen." He said gruffly.
Clover just blinked , looked aroundaround, and made the most creepy ass smile in forever.
"Ohmygoshyouradiamondsog!Butyournotinthemines,you're making noodles!How awesome is that?"
Copper made a face between disgruntled and confused. She then abruptly got up, ran down the stairs, and
into the kitchen. She looked in disappointment as she a tidy mess, and not that of a noodle chef.This dude is
trying to make a buisness , and he expects ponies to come when this his kitchen. Man, I gotta help this guy.
A month later
"Look at these profits! They are horramendous! What is you excuse?"
"Maybe I would have gotten to it if you let me work."
"But we can have the employees do it!"
"We're the only employees."
" oh. No wonder it seems so empty."
Copper and Clover were fighting over money statistics. Ever since Clover the unicorn showed up drunk to
his kitchen, Copper could see her management skills.... were atrocious. But he took her because she was
homeless. Now she has commuted herself to helping him in his dreams, even if her statistics were
crapptastic.
" Well, we could hire some ponies?"
"Were barely making it with what we have, Clover."
"Hmm, fine let go into my thinking room."
Copper sighed as she went to the toilet. The diamond dog decided to calm his nerves by making some
skinny noodles. Just as he got to the chopping the noodles, the bathroom door slammed open. Clover
stood pridefully, her chest puffed.
" I have the idea!"
"Good gods, what is it this time?"
"Weeeeeeeee..... Arrrrrrrre.... going to do something at the corner of Ferg Street!"
"What are we doing at Ferg Street?"
" You'll meet me there, and I'll have a surprise!"
"Well I'm here. Where is her 'Big Plan'?"
Copper waited on the bench of Very street. It was late at night so he wanted to go lay his head down and
sleep, but something told him he had to stay up for the plan. It wasn't a good feeling, but it was a feeling,
and that was all that mattered. After waiting for an hour, his eyes got droopy until...
"Copper! Copper! I'm here!" Came a voice and the clippty clop of hooves. Copper ran to sound to find Clover
with a blue colt on her back. He was relieved to see her.
"Clover! Where have you been, girl? I thought you had gotten lost! And who is the colt on your back?" He
interrogated. Clover only giggled and brushed back the sleeping foals brown mane.
"Remember the big plan?" He shook his head.
"Well, here it is." She pointed to the foal. Copper scratched his head. The mare sighedsighed and said.
"I found him sleeping g in bed. I told him would he like to have some fun. He said yes and came with me."
Copper's face turned pale as realization came.
"Y...you...."
"Yup, we're going to pretend he is kidnapped so ponies come to your restaurant. Hey, are you okay?"
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The dark as um, bacon? Sorry I'm just so hungry. Anyways, the only sound that could be heard was the
of ...3? Pairs of feet. The first belonged to a Diamond Dog, who looked as if he had peed on the carpet.
The two other belonged to a green pony, with determination, fear, and guilt spewed on her face. On her
back was sleeping, blue colt. After a few minutes of running, the pair decided to stop for a moment. This gave
them time to talk.
" Why, in holy hell, would you kidnap a kid?" Wheezed out the Diamond Dog.
"He came voluntarily, okay? Besides, when ponies come looking for him, they'll get attracted to your shop.
Didn't you want that?"
Y-yes I did, but I never said to commit crimes!"
"Well ya should a been more clear!"
As the two were fighting in the sstreet, baby on board started to wake up. Opening his purple eyes bit by bit,
he hazely watched the spectacle.
"What's going on?" He slurred out. The pair stopped fighting, and an awkward silence ensued.
"We were talking about the place that gonna have fun." The pony, who will now be known as Clover, quickly
explained. The smiled and went back to sleep.
"So, what are gonna do now?" questioned the canine.
"I already planned it out. We are gonna bring him to Carlos."
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*Creeeeeek* A panal door opened up. It was a bit rusty but not to shabby. The building was a small shop.
But not any old shop, a ramen shop. This was very queer, for these were usually found in Nippon. What was
stranger was the owner. Instead of being a pony the owner was a diamond dog! But he didn't have the look
of gem wanting he looked normal. In diamond dog sense. His coloration was like that of a German shepherd.
Instead of a vest, he wore an apron and headband.What defined him was his face. He had no emotian on it.
Very businesslike.
"Oy, I don't get it! Don't ponies want to have good food in bellies !?" He lamented out loud. It wasn't his fault.
Ponies could be a bit prejudice against something new. Right? The dog made a very annoyed face as
everyone passed him, looking away. Not that his annoyed face looked any different from any other of his
faces. He turned around to see the inside of his shop.He saw a reason why ponies-or any creature for
that creature for that matter- would avoid this place. It had pots and pans ands bowls, and gods knew
what else everywhere. When he turned around again , almost no one was on the street. He then decide
to close shop. Maybe he would strike luck tomorrow.