Lemmy whilst downing his morning alcohol and taking his usual drugs in celebration for the release of the new Motörhead album, he is magically transported to the land of love and tolerance in a effort to diversify Equestria's culture.

He's quite the culture shock for the reserved and peaceful land, it seems.

( Written while listenings to the band's new album and reading HIE fics. This is my first story that I wrote on a Ipad in the middle of the night so please don't pound me too hard, will ya? )
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