I don't really know how long I was out, but I woke up to an unusual sight. I saw Equinsu Ocha (aka the White Devil (aka Angel Bunny)) being chased by my daughter as she called out, "DON'T HURT MY DADDY!!!" Now as proud as I was to see her fighting for my well being even though I can't die, I had to put a stop to it.

"Nyx!"

She stopped once she heard me. "Yes Daddy?"

"Stop terrorizing the trouble-making rabbit. You know that I can't die."

"Yes Daddy," Nyx said before giving the rodent a good death glare.

"Oh! You're awake," Fluttershy said when she came into the room. She was wearing a white cooking apron over a green sweater and a green skirt that went down to her knees. She had rather large breasts that almost looked like she came out of an anime. (You know what I'm getting repeating myself so I will only say this once : ALL THE MARES HAVE BIG BOOBS!!!) "I asked Angel to check, but he didn't come back to tell me."

"Well, while I can honestly say that I foresaw some disrespect from most animals, I was not expecting to see a bunny standing over me, ready to pummel me with a bowling pin."

"But, why would you expect to be treated badly by animals," Fluttershy asked as she tilted her head.

Must. Not. Cuddle. Fluttershy! Luckily, I got myself under control before I did something embarrassing.

"Namely because of the fact that I am as far away from normal as an unnatural being can get. Take the Everfree Forest for example, most ponies would stay as far away from it as possible while I would find it quite comfortable." It was after I said this that I detected a most wonderful fragrance. "Hey Fluttershy, is something cooking?"

"Oh yes, I made pancakes. I hope you don't mind Nick."

"Well let's not waste another moment because I am famished."

So we went into into the kitchen. Nyx and I sat down at the tablewhen Fluttershy gave the each of us a small stack of pancakes. When I took my first bite, a song started to play inside my head. "This is the best food I have ever eaten in my entire existence."

"Oh, it can't be that good," Fluttershy said with a slight blush.

"Oh no, it is that good. I'm surprised that you're not some chef in a fancy resteraunt."

"Well, that's because my special talent is being able to communicate with animals."

"But how do you know that's your talent," I asked. Now I you're going to ask me why I'm asking her this when I'm a brony. Simple, I want to make it look like I know little about Equestria because then I won't have to explain how I watched a TV show about them. Telling them something like that is likely to make them self-conscious even though nobody is going to be looking at them from another universe. I want to avoid causing the paranoia that the girls could suffer from hearing something like that if I can.

While she told us her story, there was one little detail that caught me off-guard. "Forgive me Fluttershy, but could you please repeat what saved you from the fall."

"Oh, I was saved by a creature known as a shoggoth. He was really friendly and he taught me how to understand animals."

Eeyup. A shoggoth. A creature easily identified by it's slimy composition and its many eyes that appear to be made from bronze. The idea of this scared me. If a shoggoth exists in Equestria, what else from the Cthulhu Mythos lives here? That fact that said shoggoth was friendly did soothe my nerves a bit. Not much, but a bit.

"Anyway, what does your cutie mark look like?"

"Oh! Let me show you." Fluttershy reached down underneath the table and put a purse on top. Then she pulled out her wallet and handed me her ID. Yes, IDs exist in this universe.

Lets see here, nice picture, age 20 and... huh, well that's different. Instead of the three butterflies as in the show, the ID depicted a pawprint like what you might expect to see as a tattoo.

"Well it looks very nice. Hey, where is it located?"

Her response was to point at her hips.

It was then that Nyx spoke up, "hey Dad, do you have any plans for today?"

"Well I was going to see if Rarity has finished making your clothes and... ummm, I hope it isn't too much to ask for you Fluttershy, but could you be able to call a meeting with your friends?"

"Oh it shouldn't be a problem," she replied with a smile. Hm, it seems that this version of Fluttershy is a little more confident than in the series, though still just as quiet.

"Okay then I guess I'll get going then." After the front door was closed behind me, I heard a splat then Fluttershy yelling "Angel!" That silly rabbit got no sympathy from me.

I decided to take flight as a crow to attract less attention and find Carousel Boutique more easily. It also helped that the dark aura that takes shape whenever I fly using my powers isn't seen as easily. I understand that some might be confused when they first hear this, but let me explain why I am doing this... simply put, I suck ass when it comes to flying as an actual bird. The first time I flew as a bird was just a few nights ago and I crashed repeatedly and brutally. Some might call what I'm doing right now 'cheating,' but I don't care.

Anyway, eventually I found Rarity's shop and hid inot a nearby alley to change into my pony form. I then walked up to the door and knocked.

"Come in," I heard her call through the door. When I walk in, I see a rack with ten replicas of the same outfit. It was a white short-sleeve shirt with a dark purple vest, and a turquoise skirt.

I saw Rarity walk in from another room as she asked, "So how do you like it dearie?"

"I think they look really nice. How did you make so many in a night?"

"Oh it was just a simple duplication spell darling. It helps whenever multiple ponies want the same outfit."

"Well um... I hate to ask you this but do you know a spell to shrink them? I'd like to get them to my daughter without anypony seeing them."

"Actually I do know one. I'd prefer that you didn't tell anypony about it though."

"Why's that?"

"Well, let's just say that I do occasionally recieve requests that are rather... mature."

"Oh, okay," I said with a shrug.

"...That's it? No judgemental comment, no anything, just 'okay'?"

"Rarity, I try not to judge others. As my father always said, 'judgement belongs only in court'."

"You must be very proud of your father," Rarity said with a smile.

"Yeah, he was a pretty awesome guy. Anyway," I clapped my hands lightly, "about that shrinking spell."

"Right." At that point her horn was glowing and the clothes became small enough for a Barbie doll. She then put them in a shoe box along with ordinary shoes that looked like they would fit Nyx.

"So let's get going then."

"Did Fluttershy already call you?"

"She did and I have nothing scheduled for today, just let me tell my sister that I'm leaving."

"Sure."

"Sweetie Belle!"

A unicorn mare that looked to be Nyx's age came down the stairs and said, "yeah Sis?"

"I'm leaving now. Do not get into any trouble while I'm away."

"Okay," Sweetie said before going back upstairs.

"Hey Rarity," I said after we got outside.

"Yes Nick?"

"Don't take this the wrong way, but how old is your sister?"

"She's ten, why do you ask?"

"Well I just needed an age to put in my daughter's cover."

"Oh, alright... Nick?"

"Yeah."

"How old are you?"

"525."

"Really?"

"Yes."

"How is that possible?"

"I prefer not to talk about it."

Time Skip

Finally we had reached Fluttershy's cottage. When we got inside we saw that everyone (including Jake) was sitting around the table. "Please tell me that we're not late."

"No. Please sit," Twilight instructed. After we did so she began speaking again, "so, your brother told us that you have various abilities, is this true?"

"Yes."

"From how many powers you have, you might as well be overpowered," Rainbow commented.

"I am not overpowered!" I know you're probably wondering why I take offense to being called 'overpowered' the same way Martin McFly hates being called 'chicken'. Fact is I don't like others scratching Necros off as 'overpowered' when they don't bother thinking 'hey, I wonder what weaknesses the guy has'. Seriously, I invented various counters and rules to his powers to make him better and people don't even bother asking what they ARE. *Sigh* At least Twilight asked what counters I designed. "Where to begin? How about my necromancy?"

"You're a necromancer," Rainbow shouted. "Twilight how do we know that this bozo won't try to create some zombie apocalypse?!"

I replied, "because I live here with my daughter." Hearing this got Rainbow to calm down. "Anyway, there are what I like to call the 'Three Levels of Necromancy'," I noticed that Twilight was taking notes and decided to ignore it. "Now the first level is simply being able to summon and communicate with ghosts, however I can't force them to do anything, instead I have to convince them to do something. The second level involves me being able to control dead matter-"

"So, could you make a zombie apocalypse," Rainbow interupted.

"No. It would be far to draining to do something on that scale. Anyway, the third level... oops," I said before realizing something.

Nyx then spoke up, "what is it Dad?"

"I forgot to tell Luna about level three."

"I could send a letter to Princess Luna if you want," Twilight suggested. "I mean I am Celestia's student."

"I'd appreciate it, if you don't mind."

"Of course, now back to the third level."

"Actually, I think I'm just gonna give you a hint. The cost of its usage always puts me into a temporary coma."

"Wait a minute," Applejack said. "It was you!"

"I'm sorry Applejack, but you need to be specific with what you're talking about."

"You're the one that saved mah parents." Shock was written on everyone's faces. I might as well admit it right now, I don't take surprises like this well.

"No that can't be right. I mean, I did save one couple that resembled you some time a... go... huh, small world." At this point my brain was already on overdrive and it decided that it was best to shut down... I fainted... on top of the table.

Author's Note

I am sorry that I have not made this chapter sooner. Life has been throwing stuff at me like never before.

For those that didn't get the Equinsu Ocha reference look here. Its pretty funny. I just wish I could do the same thing with Angel... I wonder?

Ace Ventura: When Nature Calls starring Jim Carrey

For those that still don't get the reference, Equinsu Ocha translates to the village as "White Devil"

Also saw that cliffhanger coming, huh? It hit me just as I was going to post this chapter. Anyway, tell me what you think. (Immitates Golum from The Hobbit) PLEASE!! I MUST HAVE GOOD COMMENTS!!! THEY ENCOURAGE ME TO WRITE FANFICTION!!! PLEEEEAAAASSSE!!!!