Keep Your Friends Close..... And Hate Anyone Else

by Marioluigi

What is this, Portal?

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"So, here we are, at the end of our roads. You know I thought this would've ended the other way around for awhile, but you won didn't you?"

"I still have the power to save you from death you know."

"Doesn't matter, no one would know what really happened here today."

"What if I told you someone already knew your side of the story?"

"There's no way that could possibly happen! No one here believes me, and the gap between our worlds is gone now!"

"I have my ways of delivering your story, as will everyone else who learns of you and your time here."


"Hey Anthony, how was that Biology Final Yesterday?"

"Except for the fact that I didn't study, I still ended up getting an A, so I guess not studying does get you further."

"Yeah... Anyway, are you gonna sit with me today at lunch, or do you still have to make up your swim exam today?"

"I did that yesterday after school, so yeah, I guess I'll sit with you today."


"Okay everypony, this is it. After weeks upon weeks of tinkering with the mirror's teleportation ability, I think I've finally made it so we can explore other worlds and dimensions at the flick of a switch! After I moved the crystal frame back a bit, I was able to fit a system of wires and pulleys to make the mirror able to switch between dimensions after the switch is pulled to the corresponding dimension's name. The part that I really enjoyed the most was the..."

"Twilight, can you spare us the boring lecture and just show us how it works already?"

"Fine Rainbow, I guess I was getting a little carried away there. Anyway, here we go! Spike, pull the switch to dimension 29-C!"

"Okay, one 29-B coming right up!"

"Wait Spike! I said 29...."

BOOOOOOMMMM!!!!!!!


"....And that's how tag was banned at recess at my elementary school!"

"All because some kid fell on his ass, you had tag banned at your school?"

"Yep, that's the jist of it! Oh and by the way, I'm pretty sure that it's still banned now!"

"Uh... Jared?"

"Yeah Anthony?"

"Look down."

"What the heck is that thing?"

"No idea."

"You know what? I'm gonna touch it! ............. Holy crap! My hand just when through the thing! I wonder if I can.... OH SHIT!!!"

"JARED! Hold on buddy!"

"Anthony, get back before this thing gets any big...."

The portal expands, swallowing you and your friend into it, and closing soon after. No trace is left of you or your friend in this world, but in the next, your real journey begins.

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