Keep Your Friends Close..... And Hate Anyone Else

"AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!"

    Over you and your friends screaming, you wouldn't be able to hear an atom bomb going off at this rate. You're falling through the sky, faster and faster, heading towards an untimely demise whenever you land. You have to be at least a few thousand feet up, and it doesn't look like there are any planes around to try and land on, so your only option is to just fall and hope you go limp on the way down.

   The ground is getting closer and closer now, it's green not seeming very welcoming to your still descending self. You stare at the ground, only around a hundred feet down now. Green, more green, and even more green is all you see, not even a pool of water to land in, not that it'd help anyway.

   You close your eyes and wait for the inevitable, but after awhile, you still haven't hit the ground! What's going on here? You land on the ground softly, with Anthony following suit.

"How the FUCK are we still alive after that shit!?"

"No... idea... bro."

   You look around, but nothing is around that could've caught you, just trees, a few flowers, a yellowish-orange and a light blue Pegasus, and a lot of gra....

"What the fuck!?!"

"You're lucky we caught you two apes in time, or else you'd be pancakes right now!" said the yellowish-orange one.

"Anthony, did that thing just talk to us?"

"Yep."

"Either we died or I'm going insane, because last time I checked, animals don't talk, or at least they didn't on our planet."

"Are you two just gonna talk all day, or do you want a ride to Canterlot?"

"Just go with it?"

"Yep."