The doors bust wide open, causing everypony to jerk their heads towards the return of shadowy figure of a human. At the same time, everypony also heard the sound of stepping speedily rushing towards the door.

“WHY THE FUCK WAS I LYING IN A B—” In an instant, Ish found himself unconscious once again. A few of the party members looked towards Twilight, finding Shadow standing next to her, then looked towards Rainbow Dash, finding Jorge nowhere near her.

“That should hold him for another hour or so…” Jorge shook his fist with a growl.

Unsurprisingly, in a matter of seconds, Shadow bursts into a complete foolish state of laughter, even going as far as falling down due to how much he laughed.

His date, however, simply raised an eyebrow over his unnecessarily hard laughter.

With a roll of her eyes, she groaned. “Of course you’d be laughing.” Before she could say anything else, she was immediately cut off by a new sound. She looked towards the sound, only to find its source to be Rainbow Dash, who was also laughing along with Shadow. Albeit, not as hard as Shadow’s laughter was, but was still a noticeable laugh regardless.

“I’m surrounded by idiots…” Twilight’s hoof met her face.

During the complete foolish laughter from Shadow and Rainbow Dash, Jorge took this moment to flee the scene, as well as dumping Ish’s body near the bush once more. Once he had returned, he noticed the two laughing, as well as Twilight giving him the stink eye.

“Let’s see. My choices are: take Twilight’s wrath like a man, or run.” He thought to himself.

“Jorge…” Twilight growled.

“Or option three… I like option three.”

Jorge casually ignored Twilight for just a moment, and ran off to Applejack, who was simply minding her own business.

“Yo, AJ.” He spoke up. “Mind if, uh, I borrow your rope?”

Applejack turned her head around to face the human. “Uh… Why?”

“Oh. Cause. Uh…” He scratched the back of his neck. “I kinda need it for ‘Step 2’ of my plan.”

“Step 2?” Applejack tilted her head. “You’re seriously not trying t—”

“No, AJ. If I wanted to take over Equestria again, I would’ve just followed my original seven steps.” Jorge crossed his arms. “Then again, they probably wouldn’t work anymore. But that’s beside the point.”

“...Fine.”

“”Kay, thanks.”

As Applejack hoofed the rope over to him, he quickly grabbed a hold of it, and ran back out.

“...What do you think he’s going to do with your rope, AJ?” Fluttershy asked timidly.

“‘Ah dunno.” Applejack shook her head. “But knowing him, it can’t be that bad.”

Jorge casually walked back in, rope no longer in his possession.

“...Please tell me it can’t be that bad…” Applejack muttered to herself.

“And now that that’s over…” Jorge sighed a breath of relief, returning to his marefriend, whose laughter had finally dimmed down to small random chuckles.

“What’d you do with AJ’s rope, Jorge?” Shadow asked curiously.

Jorge shrugged. “Oh. Just Step 2, that’s all.”

“Step 2?”

Jorge nodded. “Yeah. Step 1: Knock Ish out. Step 2: Tie him up so he can’t get up. Step 3: Profit.” He placed a thinking hand on his chin. “I’ll admit, it’s a lot shorter than my whole ‘take over Equestria’ fiasco, considering that took a whole seven steps just to accomplish.”

“Don’t you still have those pictures?”

“Probably.” Jorge grabbed his phone from it’s home. “I had to delete most of my internet required apps, like, Facebook, and stuff to make up room for more pictures. It’s funny, cause I never used most of these apps anyway.”

“Really?” Shadow cocked his head to the side. “Lemme see…”

“Wha—” Before Jorge can even process the moment, he instantly found his phone no longer in his possession, and in Shadow’s instead.

“Ooh, what’s this folder?”

“NO SHADOW DON’T…!”

“NOPE NEVERMIND I TAKE IT BACK I DON’T WANNA KNOW ANYMORE!”

“SHADOW WHAT DID YOU FIND?”

Shadow tossed the phone back at Jorge. “NOPE NOTHING FORGET IT I TAKE IT ALL BACK.”

Jorge looked down at his phone. Noticing Shadow hadn’t even made it all the way to the folder. In fact, he hadn’t even escaped the home screen.

“God dammit Jorge, your lock screen picture was fine. A little cute, maybe, but it was fine. It was just the two of you kissing.” Shadow shivered. “BUT THAT WALLPAPER’S GOTTA GO.”

“Huh?” Jorge raised an eyebrow. “What’s so bad about my wallpap—k yeah I see what you mean, now.”

“What is it?” Dash walked closer to the screen, only for it to instantly turn black.

“Nope, nothing. I’ll uh. I’ll change it later.” Jorge quickly placed his phone back in his pocket. “...When no one’s looking.”

“Jorge…? What was your wallpaper?”

“Hm? Nothing. Don’t worry about it.” He quickly grabbed a hold of his marefriend, pulling her into a quick kiss. “Did I ever tell you how much I love you?”

“Don’t dodge the subject, Jorge…”

Twilight and Shadow immediately looked at each other, then back at the other couple, then back at each other. They both shared a nod, and looked back to the couple.

“We’re uh.. gonna go find…” Shadow stammered.

“Uh…” Twilight attempted to finish the sentence. “A… thing! Yeah!”

“Yeah!” Shadow quickly nodded. “Some… thing… that we need to go get… that’s… not here. ‘Kay bye.”

“Wait!” Jorge shouted. “Shadow! You don’t wanna see any more pic—”

“Lemme think about this for a sec… FUCK NO!”

“SCREW THIS.” Jorge immediately shifted into ‘Plan B.’ “I’M RUNNING!”

Before he can even turn around, Dash grabbed a hold of his tuxedo, and pulled him down to the floor, pinning him down so he couldn’t escape.

“Jorge… You know I love you, right?” Dash smirked evilly..

“Mhm…” Jorge nodded nervously.

“And I know you love me, right?”

“Mhm…” Jorge nervously nodded again.

“So then, if you really love me… You’re gonna let me see what you did to your phone…” Dash moved her face closer to his.

“And if you really want to keep me alive… You’ll forget this ever happened...” Jorge countered.

“Hm… Let me think about it…” Dash placed a thinking hoof on her chin. Pausing for a moment before she assaulted his lips with her own.

While he was distracted by her kiss attack, she was able to sneak a hoof into his pocket and take his phone from what used to be it’s home. Now that she had it in her possession, she quickly jumped off the human, and used her wings to fly up high enough to where her boyfriend couldn’t reach her.

“N-No! Dash! Wait!”

“Rekt,” snickered Shadow, “Outsmarted by your girlyfriend again I see, eh Jorge?”

Dash used the little knowledge she learned when she watched him use the phone. She turned on the phone, meeting the picture used for his lockscreen. Exactly what Shadow had said, it was a simple picture of the two kissing.

Shadow flew up to Dash, close enough to be able to whisper in her ear, “Password is ‘Muh Waifu’”

“Right.” Dash nodded. “You might, uh… wanna look away…”

“Yeah. Not in the mood to see that stuff...again...” Shadow replied as he stopped flying and dropped down beside Twilight.

As Dash finally made her way to the home screen, she was finally able to see what had scarred Shadow, and what Jorge was trying so hard to hide.

“...Y’know. I’m not surprised Jorge would put this as his wallpaper.”

“I mean, dat ash of yours is pretty great Dash, not that I would know or anything...But Twi’s is better…” Shadow casually spoke. Trying as hard as possible not to look at his enraged marefriend.

“Right. So, you’re changing this, Jorge.” Dash narrowed her eyes at her boyfriend, who was still laying down, completely afraid to get up. “Like, right now.”

“Y-You’re not mad?” Jorge raised an eyebrow.

“Eh.” Dash slowly stopped using her wings, landing back down onto the floor next to her boyfriend. “I’m mad you left your password so easy for Shadow to get in. But at the same time, I’m not too surprised you’d pull a move like this anyway. Just… don’t pull something this dumb again.”

The two were then suddenly blinded by a huge flash of light. Once it had died out, Dash immediately jerked her head towards the source.

“I… can’t say the same thing for Twilight, though…”

Jorge slowly got up, and looked at Twilight and Shadow, and was left completely wide-eyed at the sight.

One of them was lying on the ground, unconscious.

Twilight looked up at the dumbfounded human, and raised an eyebrow.

“Is there any room left in that bush you threw Ish in?”

“No! Don’t use that picture!”

“Why not?”

“Do you want Shadow to see my ass again!?”

Jorge scoffed. “As if he already hasn’t sneaked a peek before…”

Dash paused to think about what she just heard, then blushed slightly. “You don’t think he actually has sneaked a peek...do you?”

“...Well. I know I have.”

“Of course you have. We’re dating. I expect you to do those types of things.” Dash giggled. “But, that’d be so...weird...if Shadow ever did.”

“He’s got Twilight’s ass to stare at. If I catch him staring at yours, he’s dead.” Jorge looked over to the aforementioned stallion’s unconscious body.

Dash leaned against her boyfriend. “No offence, Jorge. But if I can pin you down with little effort, Shadow could take you down in a good five seconds…”

Jorge wrapped an arm around her. “You know I let you, right?”

“Oh?” Dash raised an eyebrow. “You let me pin you down?”

Jorge nodded with a smug grin. “I could totally take you down. After all, I am the one who’s always on top.”

“Do I smell a challenge, Jorge?” Dash mimicked her cocky boyfriend’s smug grin.

“It’s not a challenge if there’s no chances of winning.”

“That’s it!”

Several minutes later, Shadow slowly rubbed his head, and groaned as he opened his eyes. He looked to his right, only to see Ish’s unconscious body, tied up with Applejack’s rope. He raised an eyebrow at the sight, only to have his thoughts interrupted by the sounds of nearby grass rustling, and the moans of two familiar friends.

“Do I wanna even get up and see what’s going on…?” Shadow thought to himself, waiting a moment before making his decision.

He slowly lifted his head up from the bush he was dumped in, looking for the source of the sound. After enough searching, he found the human/pony couple doing what looked like a mix of wrestling, and heavily making out, with Dash being on top.

“...Are you two about to start having sex? Do I need to grab the camera?”

Both Dash and Jorge’s eyes shot wide open, they pulled back, and looked over to the now conscious stallion.

“How long…” Jorge spoke.

“Have you been watching…?” Dash finished for him.

“Not too long…” Shadow slowly shook his head. “I have a fucking massive headache though, did someone try to implode my head or something?”

The couple looked at each other, then back at the confuzzled stallion.

“Uh. Yeah.” Jorge nodded softly. “After you made that comment about my marefriend’s ass… Twilight kinda… knocked you out using some spell…”

“And why are you two making out… outside?” Shadow curiously asked.

“Well…” Jorge began. “We were originally figuring out what picture to set in my wallpaper while we waited for you to wake up…”

“And then uh…” Dash smiled sheepishly. “Things kinda got heated between us…”

“I see…” Shadow nodded. “‘Kay. Uh. I’m glad I woke up before things went... south…” He stated with a nervous chuckle. “Well... I’m going to head back inside now...”

He quickly jumped out of the bush, and proceeded to walk back inside, in an attempt to return to the party before Jorge and Dash made their own ‘party’. He blindly made a run to the door, only to bump right into a certain ‘Princess of Friendship’.

He stepped back just a bit, and smiled. “Twiliy! H-Heyyy~! I was just about to head back to the party. Wanna tag along with me?”

Right as he tried to make his way past her, she quickly stretches a foreleg out, blocking him from his path.

“Partytime’s over, Shadow.” Twilight monotoned.

“Oh. Okay.” Shadow stepped back from her foreleg. “So then I guess we’re going back home?”

Twilight simply nodded.

“Okay, cool.” Shadow leaned his face closer to hers. “Maybe we could… watch a movie or something before bed?” He smiled innocently. “Maybe even snuggle a little bit…?”

As the stallion tried to lean in closer for a kiss, Twilight immediately blocked his path with a hoof.

“After that little ‘joke’?” Twilight raised an eyebrow. “Yeah… I don’t think so.”

“B-But it was just a ‘dat ass’ joke!”

”Oooh. Shadow’s in the doghouse, now!”

”Shut up, Jorge. Or you’ll wind up in the doghouse!”

Twilight’s horn lit up in a purple glow, seconds later, a glowing purple aura surrounded Shadow’s ear.

“Twily…? That’s my ear…” Shadow pointed out nervously.

“I know.” Twilight deadpanned, slowly making her way back to the castle. “Let’s go, Shadow…” She then pulled his ear, dragging him along with her.

“Owwwwww!” Shadow hissed in pain, struggling to keep up with her pulling. “I would’ve followed you without having to pull my earrrrr!”

“I’m fully aware of that!”

Author's Note

End of two parter, m8s.

We now return to your regularly scheduled program.