End of Sh*t

Twilight Sparkle is finally home, resting tired of the activities of the earlier day. That human has her Just doing it. Finally she was free. Or so she thought. Then she heard her doorbell ring "It's open!" She yelled to the being at the door. "Um...no it's not" said a familiar voice. "Spike!?" said Twilight with enthusiasm. "Yes, can you unlock the door?" "Ooohhh um... no" "What?! Why not?!" "I'm a little tired right now" The princess the heard a noise she NEVER wanted to hear again "JUST DO IT!" "AAAHHHHHHH!!!!!" screamed Twilight. "What is it Twilight?!" said Spike fearful of the reason why his master was screaming. "No not you! Anybody but YOU!" yelled Twilight. "Yes you can JUST DO IT!" Twilight cried as her decided to just comply with the human. She went to open the door with muscle in her body aching. Finally, she opened the door letting in Spike and the passed out. Leaving Spike in fear and confusion of why.

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Rainbow Dash was playing a game when she got yet another call. She thought about it this time since the last two times were prank calls. She decided to answer it and just go along with it. "Hello" on the other end of the phone she heard a crying voice sayin "Lisa left me" Rainbow Dash, not giving a buck, said "Oh when?" She then heard the man say "Bout a week ago" as a song began to play leaving Rainbow Dash enraged "Oh C'MON!"

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It's not a good time in this city. Ponies being killed even as fillies, robbery and theft everywhere. Yep this is the most dangerous city in Equestria, but luckily help is on the way as one pony whispers the salvation of the city in a mate's ear "Alluh Akbar" I'm pretty sure you know what happens next.