In the Middle of Sh*t

It's been a long day of cleaning up the castle but Twilight was finally done. Or so she thought, she laid on the couch tired of cleaning when she heard the one thing she didn't want to hear, her stomach growl. "Nooo!" cried Twilight for she was too tired to move. "Why!?" she tried to get up but was just too tired.

"SPIKE! SPIIIKE! Spike" cried Twilight just hoping for her assistant to be there. Her stomach growled again and again, she was not enjoying the felling. When she heard "JUST DO IT!" her eyes widened in shock and fear. "No" she said "No No NOOO!!!" she yelled plunging her head into her pillow just repeating no.

She looked up at him and said "I can't. I physically can't!". "Yes you can JUST DO IT!!!" She cried as she struggled to get off the couch. She suffered all the way to the restaurant that has those oat burgers I don't give a buck what it's called, with Shia Labeouf yelling at her to JUST DO IT. She made it ... barely she wouldn't have if it was only a few feet further, ahh who am I kidding Shia Labeouf would've made her no matter what. She finished eating and now was really missing Spike.

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Rainbow Dash was resting at home playing CoD when she got a call she answered and the caller said "Tip's

mad at you" She was confused "Tip who?" She replied. "Tip of this d*ck HA GOT EEM" Rainbow Dash was particularly happy about this the same guy who cranked her last time did it again. She just exhaled and said "I hate you"

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Mrs Cherilee was teaching math one day and asked the students "Okay class what is 9+10 ?" One of the students raised their hand (yes I mean hand) "Yes mister ..... Kid? What do you think the answer is?" "Twenni wan." "N- no

it's 19. Why do you think it's 21?" "Cuz he stoopid" replied on of the students in the back. "No I'm not" replied Kid. This is going to be a long day