I'm honestly not that good at humor. Seriously, this was my best attempt.
Kickass222urmom had a contest to win one of his journals. It was a contest where you had to write a comedy story. This is mainly where it started, but my sisters boyfriend helped me out by suggesting (and I quote) "have the pink one beat the blue one with a dildo"
I thank him for that.
Just read, I know it isn't much. (mostly physical humor XD)