
On the Very Silly Origins of Alicorns
Where did the first Alicorns come from? The answer is dumber than you think.
Just what became of six legendary Equestrian heroes? And where did the first Alicorns come from?
The answer is both more exalting and more disgusting than one might expect.
Rated “T” for Turbid, “IM” for immaturity, and “S” for unapologetic silliness.
The Critics Rave!
“…a classic undignified farce…”—A British Gentleman
“…I am impressed, amazed, shocked and appalled. I’m impramazocktapalled.”—AlphaBrony
“GGA burns the good faith I had in him after the Riverdream Manuscript…” — Anonymous




5909 words: Estimated 30 minutes to read
3 Chapters:
- Chapter the First, and Thankfully Last. 2015-09-04 02:37:05 UTC2606
- The Last Chapter For Sure, This Time: Celestial Seasoning 2015-10-06 03:46:23 UTC3303
- The Even-Laster Chapter: Arrivederci, Luna (Part 1) 2017-08-29 00:57:00 UTC