"Handle with care? I wonder why I would need to....AHHHHH!"

Nick Jones's parents were gone. They left at 9:30AM to go to their High School reunion 195 miles away. They wouldn't be back until Monday. For Nick this was going to be the best week end of his teenage life. He was now on his phone chatting with his father, who was apparently at a gas station 60 miles away.

"Ok dad, I get it, no parties.....clean up any messes.....I get the drill.......I'm gonna invite one or two friends over.....I dunno probably Alexandra and Charlie......No Alexandra is not dating anyone.......wait, wait why I am talking to you about this?...... Teens do not 'pair up' instantly, dad." Nick said in his half of the phone call. Nick held the phone to his ear, as he used his left hand to pour milk into a bowl of cereal. There was a knock on the front door. Nick looked up from his half filled bowl, and across the marble kitchen counter.

"Dad, I'll call you later, I think Charlie is here. Bye" He hung up and set his cell down.

Then walked to the front door. He opened it to be faced with a very....round delivery man. By round....I mean he must've weighed at least 300 pounds, all of it fat.

Nick stared at the man then asked "Yes?"

The fatty man held out a clipboard and said "Sign at the bottom sir."

A skinnier man behind the fat man began offloading 1 man sized crate, a slightly smaller crate about Nick's size, then a crate about as big as a child.

The clipboard was forced into Nick's hands along with a pen. The fat man leaned in and pointed to where Nick needed to sign.

Nick signed them without thinking.

"Thank you, sir." The fat man took the clipboard, and assisted the skinnier man with loading the crates into the house. Now ignoring Nick as if he were a tall wooden pole. Oblivious to what was going on, he just held open his front door. Figuring his dad had ordered a new fridge, coffee table, and nightstand. Which were three items the family needed.

The current fridge was about the die, its ten year life coming to an end as it slowly became warmer and warmer with each week. The current coffee table in the living room was missing a leg. And Nick's nightstand was stained from years of cup rings, left by condensation.

The men set the last crate down and with a slight wave from the skinnier one left. As their truck left Nick's drive way, Nick began to examine the crates. There was a stack of papers on each crate. Each one titled MANUAL at the top of the first page.

Nick picked up the biggest crate's manual, and opened it.

" Ahem ' to get unit out of box say 'Put down the cake.' in a stern commanding voice'?" Nick read aloud.

He cleared his dry throat again and decided to follow the instruction "Put down the cake."

The largest box literally shook then a loud female voice shouted "I'm not eating any cake! I swear!"

Nick looked down at the manual in panic " 'This will cause UNIT to go into PANIC mode and it should erupt from the box to greet you if you say 'come out of there' in the same stern voice used on the first command' ".

Nick looked a the large box. "Come out of there"

The box was standing up so its wider sides pointed upwards and downwards. One of these tall sides opened like a door wood, and let a large man sized white think come down on all fours. Nick soon recognized it and screamed.

"Ahhhh!" He said jumping back "What the f***!" He cursed.

"Watch your language." The UNIT ordered sternly.

"How.....what...why.....but....what the f***!" Nick sputtered.

"Don't make me send you to the moon" It ordered again.

Nick looked down at the manual again.

MODES

1- Cursing may cause the UNIT to go into MOTHERLY MODE. This may make the UNIT think you are it's son/daughter, do not curse in front of it more than 3 times in a 1 hour period, unless you want to turn on MOTHERLY MODE.

2- The standard mode being NORMAL CELESTIA MODE, is the fresh out of the box mode, and can be returned to with the command 'Stop,cake time!". It is the default mode, as said before, the UNIT will behave as the Celestia character from My Little Pony Friendship is Magic.

3-A mode many of our tester's found interesting was MOLESTIA MODE. In MOLESTIA MODE your UNIT becomes a perverted, comedic, molestation addict. In this mode you can be in danger, so please activate with caution, to activate just say to the UNIT "Why do they call it Molestation? Why not fun time?" this question will cause the UNIT to go into MOLESTIA MODE.

4- FRIEND MODE. This mode causes your UNIT to follow you around constantly, it however will act like sort of a butler, doing as you ask with minimal question, and even engaging you with interesting conversations and activities it learned from you or just feels like doing. So in basic it becomes your friend as well. Also it does feel a need to sleep near you. This can be triggered by asking the UNIT if you can be friends.

Nick now stopped reading. He looked back to the UNIT. "Stop. Cake time!"

The Celestia UNIT blinked, then greeted him with a smile "Hello, I am Princess Celestia, as you may or may not know, who are you?"

"I'm Nick."

"Hello Nick." It said politely and then it began to examine the living room, which was fairly large. It square 25 feet long and 30 wide, covered in the 750 feet of smooth marble tiling, with the 2 feet of stone near the fire place.

"What a nice home." Celestia said "May I have a look around the rest?"

Nick considered this question, still sort of taking in the UNIT with curiosity. "Okay. That over there is the kitchen, behind me on your right it the hallway to my room, one of the bathrooms, and the den, then there's a stair case in the den to the basement, and directly behind me is the stair case to the second floor, where we have the home gym, my parent's room, and their bathroom, also an extra room used as a computer room, where we have a 3 desktop computers. The one on the wooden desk is mine. The black desk is my dad's home office computer, and the one on the grayish white desk is my mom's computer." Nick explained finding explaining things as a way to loosen up and not feel so shocked a pony princess was in his living room.

"I think I will explore your room" Celestia said trotting off in a slight jog around Nick and down the hall opened the first door on her left and seeing Nick's somewhat messy room.

"Oh yeah! My younger brother also lives upstairs, he's 7." Nick said down the hall. "He's also asleep so dont go upstairs, at all! Understand?" he asked the Celestia who had her back to him.

"Okay I wouldn't want to wake the filly."

"No, he's not a filly he's a young boy." Nick said.

"Same thing, different term" Celestia said with a slight sass.

Nick saw the Celestia enter his room. He sighed, then went over to the large crate and opened the front door, he then proceeded to push it down to the curb near the full trash cans. He entered his home again to see his little Brother Peter. In Spider-man pajamas, eating Nick's cereal. He saw Peter was looking at something.

Then he heard a familiar voice. "Hi Peter! I'm Pinkie Pie! Whatcha eatin'?! If its candy can I have some, I sure am HUNGRY!".

Nick rushed in to the smallest crate open and a Pinkie Pie now looking at him.

"Hiya!" It greeted excitedly.

Nick sighed.

He turned his gaze to the last crate, the second largest. He began hoping this last one wasn't something more goofy than Pinkie Pie, like....Discord or the Cutie Mark Crusaders. His last guess, was based on it's size and was in fact correct.

He walked by the Pinkie Pie and his brother, and let them talk. He picked up the second largest crate's manual, and read aloud

"Handle with care? I wonder why I would need to....AHHHHH!"